Emperor1956
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I have a very strict protocol that I demand she follow in this regard in our evening phone calls or online chats. She of course may NEVER initiate the "goodbye" sequence; she waits until I am ready to say goodnight to her. Once her curtains were on fire and she broke this rule and said "goodnight, Sir, my house is burning down." I punished her for a week for that insubordination! Here is our protocol: Once I say "I think I shall retire for the evening" she replies "Oh, my Mighty Sir, thank you for letting lowly meaningless me be Yours, and letting me stay in Your grace and presence. The world does but spin on its axis to serve You, my Lord, and all the beings of the seas and the birds of the skies praise Thy name. I am but a worm, lower than the low and oh I am so grateful to be owned by You. She then walks around her bedroom clockwise seven times (having first put the phone on "speaker" mode) each time chanting one of the Seven Names of Power which I have been granted by the House of D'orly, one of the great Houses of Power in the Old Guard of Leather. Should she ever once mispronounce one of the 17 letter names, she must fall to her knees and flagellate herself until blood drips from the wounds. As this task is completed (or typed out to Me in email), she whispers "May I arise in the morning cleansed of my many sins and be clean and pure and able to serve MASTER, the most LORDLY and WISE of the Masters. May this unworthy slag be made perfect in his Sight. GOODNIGHT, my darling and ONE TRUE SIR." I don't know why I can't keep a submissive for more than a week? E.
< Message edited by Emperor1956 -- 7/12/2006 7:34:23 PM >
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"When you wake up, Pooh," said Piglet, "what's the first thing you say?" "What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?" "I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?" Pooh nodded thoughtfully. "It's the same thing," he said.
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