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Blonde Joke - 7/12/2006 8:50:37 PM

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Possibly The Best Blonde Joke of the Year

A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed: I don't have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother. The man arched an eyebrow...

Anything? he asked. Yes, yes, anything the blonde promised. Well then, just follow me, said the man as he walked towards the next room. The blonde did as she was told and followed the man. Come in and close the door the man said. She did. He then said Now get on your knees. She did. Now take down my zipper. She did. Now go ahead ... take it out, he said.

She reached in and grabbed it with both hands, then paused. The man closed his eyes and whispered Well............ go ahead. The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer and while holding it close to her lips, tentatively said........... Hello Mom, can you hear me?

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RE: Blonde Joke - 7/12/2006 11:28:25 PM

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OWWWW my sides her from giggleing!!!

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RE: Blonde Joke - 7/13/2006 3:14:40 AM

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OMG!!! Too funny!!!

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RE: Blonde Joke - 7/13/2006 8:42:25 AM

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OMG!!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA HA.................... lol

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RE: Blonde Joke - 7/13/2006 10:21:13 AM

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oh that is funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny!

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RE: Blonde Joke - 7/13/2006 9:38:15 PM

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I had to share this one. It is too damn funny. And being blonde, I can relate. lol

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RE: Blonde Joke - 7/14/2006 6:30:13 AM

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This was a pricelessly funny joke, WetHot Goddess. I am forwarding this to some other folks I know. Thanks! It was great.

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RE: Blonde Joke - 7/14/2006 9:51:27 AM

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I had to tell that one to my roommate....who happens to be a blonde lol....that was absolutely hilarious....thanks for sharing. Sorry for the smiley....I just think it is so damn cute lol.

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RE: Blonde Joke - 7/14/2006 1:32:49 PM

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Ha! *applause*

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RE: Blonde Joke - 7/14/2006 4:29:51 PM

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Ha, Ha! Blondes, you gotta love em!

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RE: Blonde Joke - 7/14/2006 6:59:53 PM

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Being blonde myself, I also have some to forward this on to!! Good one, smiles!

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