smileforme50
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ORIGINAL: mnottertail Fetch me a blowdrier, wench. I must needs set heat upon your supper. Masturbatio Your iambic pentameter needs work. Yours too, Ty! Let's say, for sake of argument, that I am from Missouri. SHOW ME. Jus sayin Fetcheth me a blowdrier, thou good wench. For I must needs set heat upon thy lunch. (Yes, "supper" would've been the more proper word to use, but "lunch" works better here.) Now then, thy lusty harlot, thou shalt bow, Before me, now, and taking bend of knee, Thusly gobble my delight , in all, for man For all that he is and that he shall be, Must now be reconciled and set as God And truly find his place among the Heavens. His lofty place, lifted up upon high From that humble place that before which you take, Your knees in dirt yet give pleasure divine. You're welcome. Jus sayin That's BEAUTIFUL! I love it!         
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“Give it to me!” she yelled “I’m so fucking wet! Give it to me now!” She could scream all she wanted…..I was keeping the umbrella.
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