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LookieNoNookie -> BEST thing about being a single male: (11/28/2014 6:17:04 PM)

Breaking more shit than you have to wash.




ExiledTyrant -> RE: BEST thing about being a single male: (11/28/2014 6:23:28 PM)

Grip strength?




LookieNoNookie -> RE: BEST thing about being a single male: (11/28/2014 6:38:33 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant

Grip strength?


No.....breaking more shit than you have to wash.

(I'm fairly confident I said that).




TheHeretic -> RE: BEST thing about being a single male: (11/28/2014 7:27:36 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

Breaking more shit than you have to wash.



Dude, if you are breaking your socks and boxer shorts, you need to try washing them more often.




LookieNoNookie -> RE: BEST thing about being a single male: (11/28/2014 8:05:30 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: TheHeretic


quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

Breaking more shit than you have to wash.



Dude, if you are breaking your socks and boxer shorts, you need to try washing them more often.


There is that.




ShaharThorne -> RE: BEST thing about being a single male: (11/29/2014 5:35:31 AM)

Also not putting up with women who are PMSing or going through menopause...




Marc2b -> RE: BEST thing about being a single male: (11/29/2014 5:45:47 AM)

Being able to take shit or a piss without having to wait.

Go ahead and leave the fucking toilet seat up if you want to.

Fart and burp loudly, no need to say, "excuse me."

Scratch you balls when you want to.

Scratch your ass crack when you want to. Go ahead and sniff those fingers without shame.

Pick your nose and flick that booger across the living room.

Snore as loud as you want.

Never get accused of hogging the blankets.



Well, that's just off the top of my head. I'm sure there is more. Ya know, one of the reasons I got involved in a male dominant/female submissive BDSM relationship was so I could enjoy some female company without having to sacrifice all of the above.





ExiledTyrant -> RE: BEST thing about being a single male: (11/29/2014 5:55:18 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

quote:

ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant

Grip strength?


No.....breaking more shit than you have to wash.

(I'm fairly confident I said that).


No no no... increased grip strength from being alone.

Jus sayin




HeartAndSoul31 -> RE: BEST thing about being a single male: (11/29/2014 7:57:21 AM)

Ha!
After 25 years of marriage the burping and farting go on without a thought! Now the booger flipping and finger sniffing would put me over the edge. I have fell into the toilet with two males around, and been accused of being a blanket hog and a tv hog and a bathroom hog and being quite bossy. All are true. I have often entertained the thought of the best thing about being a single female. I fixed these guys though! I look before I sit down most times and gained some weight so my butt is wider and don't fall in.[:D]
quote:

ORIGINAL: Marc2b

Being able to take shit or a piss without having to wait.

Go ahead and leave the fucking toilet seat up if you want to.

Fart and burp loudly, no need to say, "excuse me."

Scratch you balls when you want to.

Scratch your ass crack when you want to. Go ahead and sniff those fingers without shame.

Pick your nose and flick that booger across the living room.

Snore as loud as you want.

Never get accused of hogging the blankets.



Well, that's just off the top of my head. I'm sure there is more. Ya know, one of the reasons I got involved in a male dominant/female submissive BDSM relationship was so I could enjoy some female company without having to sacrifice all of the above.







freedomdwarf1 -> RE: BEST thing about being a single male: (11/29/2014 8:58:47 AM)


I can't think of anything good about being single unless you're a party animal and you get to go out without 'er indoors moaning about it. But I've never been a party animal so that wouldn't apply [:D]

quote:

ORIGINAL: Marc2b
Being able to take shit or a piss without having to wait.

Go ahead and leave the fucking toilet seat up if you want to.

Fart and burp loudly, no need to say, "excuse me."

Scratch you balls when you want to.

Scratch your ass crack when you want to. Go ahead and sniff those fingers without shame.

Pick your nose and flick that booger across the living room.

Snore as loud as you want.

I do all of the above anyway whether she likes it or not. [:)]

quote:

ORIGINAL: Marc2b
Never get accused of hogging the blankets.

She's the quilt hog anyway and I get too hot and don't need them.
So that suits me! [8D]

Nope. No advantage to being single but plenty of advantages when you're partnered.




PeonForHer -> RE: BEST thing about being a single male: (11/29/2014 11:06:10 AM)

Not having to field awkward and tiresome questions from your SO about where those female body parts in the freezer came from.




SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: BEST thing about being a single male: (11/29/2014 11:09:19 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

Not having to field awkward and tiresome questions from your SO about where those female body parts in the freezer came from.



Peon do I need to have a talk with you about how to dispose of body parts? Two words...wood chipper. Preferably over a large deep body of water.




DaddySatyr -> RE: BEST thing about being a single male: (11/29/2014 11:55:19 PM)


... is the ability to write your name in the snow.







Screen captures (and pissing on shadows) still RULE! Ya feel me?




FieryOpal -> RE: BEST thing about being a single male: (11/30/2014 1:04:49 AM)

Admittedly, I wouldn't really know....

But I will say this. Besides the usual stuff like maintaining your car in good running condition (not leaving empty drink & food cartons or bags in there or any other kind of messiness), being able to do the same for your gf's vehicle;

keeping up with mowing the lawn, knowing how to do a thorough job weedwacking, being on top of shoveling snow off porches, sidewalks, and the driveway;

knowing how to fix minor repairs without delay and without making things worse than they were before (which means calling in a professional and not being such a cheap bastard);

Learning how to cook, clean up after yourself, and do your own laundry, is HUGE.

Honorable mention if you can sew back on your own buttons and darn your own socks.

Some lucky gal will snatch you up and you won't be single long. [:D]

P.S. I give bonus points if a single guy knows how to tend to an aquarium, responsibly care for pets, and clean up after a litterbox. :p




freedomdwarf1 -> RE: BEST thing about being a single male: (11/30/2014 2:05:04 AM)

I was going to let this one go until I saw the last bits...

quote:

ORIGINAL: FieryOpal

Admittedly, I wouldn't really know....

But I will say this. Besides the usual stuff like maintaining your car in good running condition (not leaving empty drink & food cartons or bags in there or any other kind of messiness), being able to do the same for your gf's vehicle;

I am currently in the process of replacing the middle and back end of my exhaust.
This has involved cutting the studs off the catalytic converter because it was completely rusted.
I bought a new exhaust from Ebay and saved over £600 from the manufacturers price.
The wife doesn't drive (and is disabled) so it's down to me to fix anything on the car.

quote:

ORIGINAL: FieryOpal
keeping up with mowing the lawn, knowing how to do a thorough job weedwacking, being on top of shoveling snow off porches, sidewalks, and the driveway;

I often do this but sometimes she gets a bee in her bonnet and does it herself if I'm busy doing something else.
As for snow, we haven't had enough snow here for the last 7+ years to warrant getting a shovel out.
A 1" flurry is the worst we've had in that time and it soon melted.

quote:

ORIGINAL: FieryOpal
knowing how to fix minor repairs without delay and without making things worse than they were before (which means calling in a professional and not being such a cheap bastard);

I do most of the repairs here and I do a decent job of all of them, including decorating.
I even had to re-wire one of the bathroom lights and install a separate pull-switch after the last handyman did a botched job.

quote:

ORIGINAL: FieryOpal
Learning how to cook, clean up after yourself, and do your own laundry, is HUGE.

I am a better cook than the wife even though she does most of the cooking.
My Chinese is to die for; I was taught by a genuine Chinese lady and her sister who lived in the mountains just outside of Beijing.
These days, we (I) cook our own traditional style Chinese instead of having a take-out.

quote:

ORIGINAL: FieryOpal
Honorable mention if you can sew back on your own buttons and darn your own socks.

I don't wear socks. It's been more than 2 decades since I last wore any. But I can darn!
I used to make my own clothes many years ago.
I'm the only one in the family that can sew anything - either by hand or with a machine.

quote:

ORIGINAL: FieryOpal
Some lucky gal will snatch you up and you won't be single long. [:D]

My wife left her hubby of 15 years on a 1-way trip to be with me one Sunday morning.
She has never looked back, not even once.
We hadn't met or spoken on the phone or even had a pic of each other.
The first time I heard her voice was when she changed trains in London.
Been married 5 years now and couldn't be happier.

quote:

ORIGINAL: FieryOpal
P.S. I give bonus points if a single guy knows how to tend to an aquarium, responsibly care for pets, and clean up after a litterbox. :p

We don't have cats but we do use a litter tray under the chipmunks' cage.
I have done it at times when she has not been well but she insists on doing it. lol.

We have fish tanks (one tropical and one marine) and I generally maintain them.
That has included re-wiring light units into a different housing and building my own refugium.
But, she likes to hand-feed the fish so I let her do that. [:)]

ETA: In the old days when I was single and before the advent of most of the modern aquarium equipment, I built my own 2,000 gallon marine aquarium in my parents house. Those days the only decent pumps were from washing machines and I used household plumbing parts. The only way to clean it was to climb into it with trunks and snorkel. [:D]
Those were the days!!!




FieryOpal -> RE: BEST thing about being a single male: (11/30/2014 2:37:03 AM)

I have to conclude that the best thing about being a single male, is not staying single long.
Translated thus, Make Yourself Into A Desirable Catch!

My personal opinion is that if you've been a single man for any prolonged period of time, you must not be that good a catch, having few talents to showcase.
Confirmed bachelors are the worst. *Groan* Being a sub male bachelor because you couldn't find a Mistress to marry out of the last 3-4 you've had...is not a valid excuse in my book. [8|]
From an F/m perspective, any man over 40 who's never been married before, hasn't been domesticated properly.
At my age, I ain't knocking myself out doing all that work. [sm=ugh.gif]
My sub-partner/mate should make my life simpler and easier, more streamlined, not more complicated.

If you (males) have been effing around longer as an adult than I was married, then here's looking at the hand. [:-]
(Or as we used to say, Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.)




JstAnotherSub -> RE: BEST thing about being a single male: (11/30/2014 9:05:02 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Marc2b

Being able to take shit or a piss without having to wait.

Go ahead and leave the fucking toilet seat up if you want to.

Fart and burp loudly, no need to say, "excuse me."

Scratch you balls when you want to.

Scratch your ass crack when you want to. Go ahead and sniff those fingers without shame.

Pick your nose and flick that booger across the living room.

Snore as loud as you want.

Never get accused of hogging the blankets.



Well, that's just off the top of my head. I'm sure there is more. Ya know, one of the reasons I got involved in a male dominant/female submissive BDSM relationship was so I could enjoy some female company without having to sacrifice all of the above.



Damn, I might be a man.




eulero83 -> RE: BEST thing about being a single male: (11/30/2014 12:40:09 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant


quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

quote:

ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant

Grip strength?


No.....breaking more shit than you have to wash.

(I'm fairly confident I said that).


No no no... increased grip strength from being alone.

Jus sayin


...and as a result all the broken stuff.




eulero83 -> RE: BEST thing about being a single male: (11/30/2014 12:51:30 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck


quote:

ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

Not having to field awkward and tiresome questions from your SO about where those female body parts in the freezer came from.



Peon do I need to have a talk with you about how to dispose of body parts? Two words...wood chipper. Preferably over a large deep body of water.


yes but... wouldn't it impact the taste?




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