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Not new, but just introducing myself - 12/4/2014 11:39:13 PM   
Donavonj


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My name is Donavon (strange spelling yeah I know what can you do), but you can just call me Don. I've been on Collarspace for a while...well, first Collarme and now Collarspace. I know I'm young, so I don't really need anyone else to tell me that. Thanks anyway though! I've decided to give the forums a try because I'm getting really tired of the website itself. Like I say in my profile, every time I visit the website I feel like I'm wading through a landfill of fakes, scammers, and worse of all FINDOMMES! Not to mention the number of people who just aren't serious about the lifestyle. I know the statistics aren't in my favor because there are a lot more submissive males out there than there are dominant females. Before anyone goes off on a tangent about how I'm a misogynist for saying such a thing, that's really what the stats say. You can look it up if you don't believe me. Oh, look at me rambling on here. Well, anyway, I'm a pretty casual, laid-back type of person. I'm really interested in finding a nice young woman (yup, sorry guys), to cook and clean for. Other stuff too, but that's pillow talk and I'd hate to be crass in front of all of you people! Don't let my control of the English language fool you, I'm only 18. I just have a talent for writing. That and cooking are really just about my only useful qualities. I apologize in advance if I came off as narcissistic or conceded for pointing out my only real skill. Let me finish this up, and I promise I will be brief. After all, brevity is the soul of wit. Just to make myself especially unappealing, let me start of by saying that I believe that submission is something that needs to be earned. Yup, that's right! Unfortunately, I'm not one to worship and prostrate himself for someone just because of pretense (I'm not that desperate. If you want my respect, you have to earn it. If you want my submission, the same thing goes. I'm not going to send you naked picture of me, or pictures with my face, or any pictures at all for that matter, until I get to know you. If you want to know what I look like, you can take a look at my profile picture. If you cannot deal with that, then I advise you move along. Just like you wouldn't go around sending out naked pictures of yourself to anyone who asked, neither will I. I have some dignity, and I prefer to maintain my privacy. I suppose I should finish this off with something positive: I'm 100% serious about the lifestyle, and if you are too then you can expect to have my attention.

Sincerely,
~Don
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RE: Not new, but just introducing myself - 12/4/2014 11:43:19 PM   
Gauge


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Welcome to the forums.

That is a example of brief. What you wrote was a book.

Enjoy your stay.

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RE: Not new, but just introducing myself - 12/4/2014 11:47:43 PM   
ydd


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It may be more of a short story than a book, but high marks on content!

Welcome.

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