domincalifornia -> RE: Anyone else running into this problem, on here? (12/8/2014 6:16:16 PM)
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ORIGINAL: stebbinsd I'm noticing a strange pattern amongst masochists, and I'm starting to wonder if this is really, really contrived. I won't name names, because that got me in trouble once before. But this is really ... really ... really contrived! A single instance of this, by itself, doesn't really raise much suspicion. It's when I keep seeing this (and when I say this, I mean ... this exact combination) that makes it seem suspicious. It's like how the Nostalgia Critic - in his most recent Commercials episode - pointed out that all the Sunny Delight commercials had the kids passing by milk, soda, and "purple stuff," but every commercial - despite depicting a different family - had the EXACT same other drinks in their fridge, in the EXACT same order! This, according to him, was what was weird. Here's the strange pattern I'm noticing out of slaves who come on here, looking for a master to torture them relentlessly in the most cruel and extreme ways imaginable: They are all willing to give me a single picture of themselves, but that's it. The first picture, they give without hesitation. But anything beyond that? Nope, that's leaking too much about themselves on the Internet! But strangely, they are all in college, seeking a master to dominate them online until they can finish their degrees. Fine, but here's where it gets weird: - They are all unwilling to show themselves on webcam. - They are all looking to completely disappear after graduating. This would seem to suggest that their college education would be worthless to them, but they all insist on finishing it anyway because ... fuck you, that's why. - They aren't even willing to so much as show a picture of the injuries I have them inflict upon themselves. Why? Because ... well ... privacy, that's why. Even though their privacy is only supposed to last until they graduate (getting a degree that they will never use, simply for the sake of having it). Look, I can imagine that there's a "no limits" slave out there like that. This scenario, standing by itself, seems plausible enough, and the "privacy" argument does make a small amount of sense. However, as this EXACT COMBINATION appears on about a half a dozen or so slaves makes me wonder if this is all some elaborate gag! I wonder ... is anyone else noticing this trend? This really bizzare swarm of college-aged masochists who are looking to satisfy their pain fetish, but won't even reveal who they are, beyond a single damned photo, and who want to finish their degree because ... reasons? And they won't do diddly shit for you until then, but oh, they want you to torture them! This reminds me of an article I read on cracked.com once. It was written by a cop, who had been told by countless arrestees who got caught with drugs in their pockets "These aren't my pants." This was the first thing that popped into their minds, and lo and behold, everyone else who gets caught (dare I say ... with their pants down?!) has the same idea! This cop's joke (since cracked.com is a comedy site first and foremost) in response to this trend was "apparently there's some giant pool of pants that I'm not aware of, and hundreds of guys just pick their pants randomly out of that pile," or something to that effect. So, anyone else noticing this swarm of contrived masochists on here? I haven't noticed the same pattern as you. That said, I would give up on these people way way way earlier than you do, because from your description it's pretty obvious to me that these are fakes. so I wouldn't experience the pattern. My guess is you've just been providing a lot of free entertainment for a lot of middle-aged gay men.
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