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subinside -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (4/14/2007 10:39:36 PM)

Oh yeah, it's always a good scene when the words 'Good boy' slip out of my mouth.. Hmmm He is SO not impressed.  Yep.. it's happened not just once (first time was in front of others), but it's happened three.. count em.. three times.  i'm still waiting for the eventual punishment.



MadameDahlia -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (4/14/2007 10:47:26 PM)

While engaged in humiliation play one may wish to refrain from answering as depicted below:

Dom/me: "You wanton little slut."
submissive: "I know you are... but what am I?"

Dom/me: "My little cumdumpster..."
submissive: "I'm rubber. You're glue. Whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you."
* Note: Especially inappropriate when discussing cum. [;)]



Xeandra -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (4/14/2007 10:58:15 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

I was being warmed up with a nice thuddy flogger, and I said something about how the breeze feels nice.

Suddenly I had the rubber flogger from hell on me.  All I can say is, mission accomplished!

Yours,


benji



Thats extremely entertaining.



MasterofDiscipli -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (4/15/2007 10:14:21 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: impishlilhellcat

Never sing Happy birthday and blow out the candles during wax play.

Never inform your Dom/me that you cannot count while recieving punishment unless you can use both your fingers and your toes.


hehehe - now that would have be rolling on the floor in laughter - followed by a good spanking...actually they both would have me in stitches <lol>



freedomfree -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (4/16/2007 8:40:21 PM)

New to this, I will take all of these to heart (and try not to smile)



DarkKnightWalkin -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (6/7/2007 6:55:02 PM)

A sub, after having been securely and intricately tied on her back, legs up, after 5 min or so of heavy flogging...

"Beige...I think I will paint the ceiling...beige..." ( a ripoff of an old joke )

After I stopped laughing, she couldn't sit well for a couple days...*Wicked Smile*



michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (6/7/2007 6:55:58 PM)

wake me up when You're done, Mistress.



earthycouple -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (6/7/2007 6:59:02 PM)

My submission is a gift (anyone who read my post earlier will get this)



DiurnalVampire -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (6/7/2007 7:01:31 PM)

"You know that isnt tied tight enough, i can still get out, see?"

"If I have dishpan hands from your chores, you know I cant give a good massage.. which would you prefer Maam?"

"Are we done yet? My hands are tired"



MistressDoMe -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (6/9/2007 6:54:25 AM)

This list is priceless, many online need to take heed.



favesclava -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (6/9/2007 9:23:50 AM)

i laughed, but i know what master would say if he read these .
In his deep scary voice "That's never a good idea".

the collar is stronger than the ring



mizuno -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (6/14/2007 3:33:51 PM)

okay, geek version!

(To a Master) "Are you Beta, or Gamma?" (Master Beta, say it with me!)

"Breaking out the old floppy? i was expecting a hard drive!"



LadyDominaX -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (6/15/2007 8:39:12 PM)

On one of the rare occasions in my early days when I subbed for someone, I ended up saying "For gods sake if you're going to spank me, put some arm into it."

Sadly, he didn't, so I showed him how it was done, and haven't bothered switching since. [:D]



onmykneesforhim -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (6/15/2007 8:53:27 PM)

The wrong name...omk



TheGirlfriend -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (6/15/2007 9:15:29 PM)

I'm new on this board, but I've been lurking for a little while.  I just had to create an account to comment on the "What not to say..."

I was seriously lmao...and I could see myself saying any one of these by mistake....sorta.

Oh and I have said "Bite me" and he did.



burningdesires47 -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (6/15/2007 9:50:52 PM)

quote:

"what's a sub gotta do to get a spanking around here?"


teehee now I know what to say at the next play party when I get bored...



RoyalBitch -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (6/17/2007 11:39:30 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mistresszarah

Any sentence beginning with "Dr. Phil said...."


Any sentence containing the words..."According to Dr Laura....."



HypnoticDan -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (6/18/2007 12:21:55 PM)

"Did I tell you to stop?"

"A for effort."

Bent over the end of the sofa, being flogged - "Lookie, I found a quarter!"

Any sarcasm.  "Oh yes Master, I'd just love to do that.  Please, it would make me so happy."

Make silly faces.  Stick out your tongue, cross your eyes, etc.

The best response to someone calling you the wrong name is to return the favor.
"Oooh, HypnoticStan..."  "Mmm.. you like that, sumissiveDave?"  "...wait, what did you call me? My name is sumissiveSlave."  "and mine is HypnoticDan.  Got it?"  "Yessir."  "Good.  Now, where were we.  Oh right!  Mmm... Dave..." (only funny because I don't swing like that.)



aeleberaNB -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (6/18/2007 12:47:34 PM)

Greetings Masters and Mistresses:
Greetings fellow slaves:

~~giggles~~

y'all made me laugh so hard i had to wipe coffee off the monitor...

1: Dom hits and you say "1 bee sting, 2 bee stings, 3 bee stings"
2: Dom hits and you say "1 wasp sting, 2 wasp stings, 3 wasp stings"
3: is that all You got? i thought You could hit harder than my unmentionable
4: is that really supposed to hurt? all it does is tickle
5: growling at Master is not a good idea.... i have wracked up too many strokes to count when i go see Him...
6: when growling at Him and He asks "did you just growl at me?," saying who? moi? growl at You? nevaaaaaaaaah Master
7: telling Him to bite you while on the phone with Him cause you know He will eventually and it will hurt like Hades.
8: telling Him lick me already
9: it's that time, time for Your geriatric meds Master
10: is that old timers disease You have? You just asked me that like twenty minutes ago.
11: do You want a diaper to go with that whine Master?
12: how about a bottle and a diaper to go with that whine Master?
13: No comment
14 just saying no
15: up Yours
16: yeah ok whatever
17: smoking is my only bad vice let me keep it
18: i am not doing crunches or push ups no matter what You say or do to me. ....... eeeeeeeps He threatened to delay my visit if i said it again :(
19: You do it if You think it is so easy
20: You'll do who for how many jelly beans
21: Your momma had to tie a pork chop around Your neck to get the neighborhood kids to play with You....... that one got me beaten good once
22: Does Your mom know You peddle Your wears like that?
23: Coffee? what the Hades is coffee? (said when completely out of coffee and no $$$ to go buy more)
24: Tea? oh so now You're a tea todler? ( ummmmm say that to an Irish Dom and see how fast You can run)
25: Poq Mo Hoin (kiss my ass in Gaelic)
and finally: 26: do You kiss Your mom with that mouth?

wishing all a great week
aelebera{NB}



HypnoticDan -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (6/18/2007 9:44:37 PM)

http://www.leathernroses.com/humor/samlist.htm



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