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SayOy -> Skinny nurse (12/25/2014 9:59:44 PM)
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Holy Christmas! A skinny female nurse! Based on several days of observation plus past experience I have come to the conclusion that all female nurses are fat while all male nurses are normal skinny. Even our young day nurse was packing an extra 20 lbs on her hips.
So to prove my generalization wrong the night nurse, Emily, comes in and she is skinny as a rail. I really don'[t want to use "The exception proves the rule" so I am struggling here... .
Oh, got it... All women I know named Emily have been skinny so if you want a skinny kid name her Emily. Must be that the skinny power in the name Emily trumps the Fat power in the title Nurse. After all, Emily you are forced to have since childhood while Nurse you choose when you are coming out of High School / college. The power of precedence.
So that is the wise thought of the day.
OMG!!! two more Not-fat nurses, and they are not named Emily.... Now my whole view of the world is shattering.... I even see a black nurse who is not fat and does not have a big ass.... Can we please vote for a Republican president so he can set the world right again.... the Democratic ideals of not stereotyping are shaking my concept of reality.
So this is how my mind wonders when I am bored. And there goes a fat male nurse. Earplefiflumox^#%^()@(**
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