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LTRsubNW -> I'm just asking a simple question here... (7/13/2006 4:13:47 PM)
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I really don't think it's too much to ask, frankly;
I've been getting a lot of emails lately, more than several about my dick size, multiple emails on why I need (lots of) Viagra, more than many reasons why my girlfriend would want me to try this "GROW" cream, several on lower mortgage rates (some damn near free), quite a few actually on where I can tap into all kinds of Vicodins and even weight loss pills (with, of course, no doctors prescription), and I've come to a few conclusions:
1) I can now buy a house that's 6 times what my income would dictate, and for the first 10 months at least, I can make NO payments. During the following 24 months, my payments will be less than half what they should be, and for the following 36 months, barely 3/4's. And I should point out, for literally nothing down, indeed, they'll actually pay me several thousand to sign the docs.
2) I can buy creams that will make me into a literal powerhouse, all women will want me (in significant quantities, I might add), men will be jealous of me, and as I understand it, Quakers, some Mormons, and several factions of Nuns will quit their faith solely to be with me.
3) I can buy a house significantly larger than I ever had the presence of mind to desire...and...
4) They'll pay me to do all of the above.
So, here's my question?:
Where the hell am I going to find a house big enough to swallow the massive cock I'm going to have from all these creams, that I can house in a place I'll never have to pay for, with a hard on that apparently is going to last much longer than it appears my mortgage may, and frankly....why would I need such a large house (if but for my exceptionally large cock, which by the way, I'd like to point out, will be massive...oh YEAH....we're talking huge here) if I'm finally going to be small enough thanks to the weight loss I'll achieve thanks to all these drugs, to live in a small cabana?
I ask you.
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