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LookieNoNookie -> Faster/Better/More..... (1/8/2015 6:29:50 PM)
I just found out, with a new modem....my service provider has just given me 3 times the speeds I was getting before so..... (I actually know what you're THINKING of telling me....before you EVEN tell me!). In fact.....STOP that. You over THERE.....Yeah....YOU!!! I caught that....(don't think I didn't). (You didn't think I did....did you?) I was TOTALLY in front of that. (Don't even debate it).

Gauge -> RE: Faster/Better/More..... (1/8/2015 7:20:32 PM)
I'm on dial-up. Fuck you.

LiveSpark -> RE: Faster/Better/More..... (1/8/2015 7:23:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge I'm on dial-up. Fuck you. That goes a long way towards explaining why it takes you months to respond - and before you say it no I'm not judging you [8D]

Gauge -> RE: Faster/Better/More..... (1/8/2015 7:25:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LiveSpark That goes a long way towards explaining why it takes you months to respond - and before you say it no I'm not judging you [8D] I got yer judgment right here pal... Edited to add: I typed this last year.

LiveSpark -> RE: Faster/Better/More..... (1/8/2015 7:26:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge quote: ORIGINAL: LiveSpark That goes a long way towards explaining why it takes you months to respond - and before you say it no I'm not judging you [8D] I got yer judgment right here pal... Nonono no judgement <snickers and points>

Gauge -> RE: Faster/Better/More..... (1/8/2015 7:29:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LiveSpark Nonono no judgement <snickers and points> Laugh now. When the dancing yellow fiend of doom and despair starts exterminating humanity... I'm going to make absolutely certain that your name is first on the list. First I tell you.

smileforme50 -> RE: Faster/Better/More..... (1/8/2015 7:46:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LiveSpark quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge I'm on dial-up. Fuck you. That goes a long way towards explaining why it takes you months to respond - and before you say it no I'm not judging you [8D] Jesus ....Gauge....you're still on dial-up????? I didn't even think they even used dial-up anymore. Do you have a rotary phone to go with it too?? [sm=couch.gif]

Gauge -> RE: Faster/Better/More..... (1/8/2015 7:48:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: smileforme50 Jesus ....Gauge....you're still on dial-up????? I didn't even think they even used dial-up anymore. Do you have a rotary phone to go with it too?? [sm=couch.gif] What's a rotary phone? I use tin can and string. You're second on the list.

LookieNoNookie -> RE: Faster/Better/More..... (1/8/2015 9:02:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge I'm on dial-up. Fuck you. I actually knew that....before you said it.

LookieNoNookie -> RE: Faster/Better/More..... (1/8/2015 9:04:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge quote: ORIGINAL: LiveSpark That goes a long way towards explaining why it takes you months to respond - and before you say it no I'm not judging you [8D] I got yer judgment right here pal... Edited to add: I typed this last year. I responded to this in 2019. Yeah. That's right. (Fuckin A).

LookieNoNookie -> RE: Faster/Better/More..... (1/8/2015 9:06:50 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge quote: ORIGINAL: LiveSpark Nonono no judgement <snickers and points> Laugh now. When the dancing yellow fiend of doom and despair starts exterminating humanity... I'm going to make absolutely certain that your name is first on the list. First I tell you. Yeah well....first you have to find the link to the past. (Not so easy there big guy....eh? Yeah...I thought not....first you have to find the interstellar door....and then have the correct key....HA!!!!! Motherfucker.....check THAT!!!!!)

Gauge -> RE: Faster/Better/More..... (1/8/2015 9:46:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie Yeah well....first you have to find the link to the past. (Not so easy there big guy....eh? Yeah...I thought not....first you have to find the interstellar door....and then have the correct key....HA!!!!! Motherfucker.....check THAT!!!!!) [sm=ubanana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=ubanana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=ubanana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=ubanana.gif] I've got your key. Right next to his list. Suck toad sweat rumball. *typed using crayon

LiveSpark -> RE: Faster/Better/More..... (1/9/2015 4:12:16 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge quote: ORIGINAL: LiveSpark Nonono no judgement <snickers and points> Laugh now. When the dancing yellow fiend of doom and despair starts exterminating humanity... I'm going to make absolutely certain that your name is first on the list. First I tell you. I ain't scared. I'll know about it long before you do because it doesn't take me 6 fucking MONTHS to get on the interwebz!

Gauge -> RE: Faster/Better/More..... (1/9/2015 7:15:28 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LiveSpark I ain't scared. I'll know about it long before you do because it doesn't take me 6 fucking MONTHS to get on the interwebz! Yeah, but on my horse and buggy I can be at your doorstep with my muzzle loader in well under 3 months. So... expect it when you least expect it fluffball.

LiveSpark -> RE: Faster/Better/More..... (1/9/2015 7:17:47 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge quote: ORIGINAL: LiveSpark I ain't scared. I'll know about it long before you do because it doesn't take me 6 fucking MONTHS to get on the interwebz! Yeah, but on my horse and buggy I can be at your doorstep with my muzzle loader in well under 3 months. So... expect it when you least expect it fluffball. With my high-powered telescope and the noise your horse and buggy make I'll be long gone.

Gauge -> RE: Faster/Better/More..... (1/9/2015 7:22:36 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LiveSpark With my high-powered telescope and the noise your horse and buggy make I'll be long gone. HAH!!! I've got you right where I want you. I'll tie mattresses to the wheels and hooves... and I will strap tree branches to the whole thing. Yer toast.

LiveSpark -> RE: Faster/Better/More..... (1/9/2015 7:24:37 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge quote: ORIGINAL: LiveSpark With my high-powered telescope and the noise your horse and buggy make I'll be long gone. HAH!!! I've got you right where I want you. I'll tie mattresses to the wheels and hooves... and I will strap tree branches to the whole thing. Yer toast. You may want to rethink that one. In fact I am the one who has you where I want you.

Gauge -> RE: Faster/Better/More..... (1/9/2015 7:44:50 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LiveSpark You may want to rethink that one. In fact I am the one who has you where I want you. Maybe, but it will take me 6 fucking months to get on the Internet to figure that out! Until then... keep looking behind you. I'm not there.

LiveSpark -> RE: Faster/Better/More..... (1/9/2015 7:47:14 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge quote: ORIGINAL: LiveSpark You may want to rethink that one. In fact I am the one who has you where I want you. Maybe, but it will take me 6 fucking months to get on the Internet to figure that out! Until then... keep looking behind you. I'm not there. If you want help looking things up let me know. I'm generous like that. <smiles beatifically>

Gauge -> RE: Faster/Better/More..... (1/9/2015 8:01:15 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LiveSpark If you want help looking things up let me know. I'm generous like that. <smiles beatifically> Thank you. That is very helpfu.... Hey wait... Did you just take a jab at my dial-up?

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