crumpets
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Joined: 11/5/2014 From: South Bay (SF & Silicon Valley) Status: offline
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I just use the POTS wires plugged into the urethra of my penis. It's all about tip and ring. Or, if you're technically inclined, remember the old telephone technicians phrase "red-right-ring-rear", and take it from there. The beauty of this phone sex is that, when initially enervated with the switchboard plug, it's only a boringly constant 48 volts, DC during the idle state; but when the operator rings you for that sensual phone call, the station superimposes onto that idle voltage a nicely scintillating 20 hertz 90 volt AC vibrating jolt, to further stimulate your aural desires. [image]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/93/Jack_plug.png/800px-Jack_plug.png[image]
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