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D0Mdeluise - 1/14/2015 8:35:14 PM

D0Mdeluise

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please allow me to introduce myself(should be a song)
I am coming back online from a 10 year marriage, and about a two year sit and think after that.I figure if I wanna restrain a girl, spank her ass, and let her smolder a bit while I go feed the dog then I better look where the girls don't call the law on you for doing that...
I already mentioned in another thread I got my name when I signed on to FlaDomSub on AOL back in the last millennia.The real Dom Deluise had already taken that email address so I had to change the "O" to an "0". the oh to a zero. I am a bit of a different bear...
as my profile pic is from about 7-6 years ago when I was in a hotel room with a couple of fun girls and I found one of their pubic hairs on the floor. Two of my favorite jokes involve pubic hairs...one of em is the definition of pubic hair, Nature's Dental Floss.. and saying said joke I then took said hair and demonstrated... if I remember right both those girls were bald beavers... "Doht". Now whose hair was that?..One of em had me pose for the pic, and as I got a butt ugly face I use that pic often.
Lifestyle? preferences? I see some of you nail it down to even such things as a number... I could do anything from go batshit crazy over a 70 year old once or twice a week, to encouraging a set of 18 year old twins to move in the spare bedroom and tag team my ass. about the only thing I don't care for is "real fat"...the ex was, now I attach shit to it that I shouldn't.

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RE: D0Mdeluise - 1/14/2015 9:42:55 PM

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Hmmm, I'll just bet that you're a man of wealth and taste! ;)

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RE: D0Mdeluise - 1/15/2015 3:42:34 AM

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Hmmmm a sense of humour? Honest about the picture being 6-7 years old? Nah you'll never get anywhere

Welcome to the forums D0M and good luck

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RE: D0Mdeluise - 1/15/2015 4:44:16 PM

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damn D0M, that was an absolutely spot-on, witty, honest introduction. You should be proud, but you're a dumbass, You're gonna be alone for a looong time. Your REAL age, and you exclude like 70% of the girls right away with the no fatties comment! Good thing you got a dog that is smarter, and has more personality than most other bitches.

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RE: D0Mdeluise - 1/15/2015 4:45:38 PM

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ORIGINAL: D0Mdeluise

please allow me to introduce myself(should be a song)

Depends. Are you a man of wealth and taste?

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RE: D0Mdeluise - 1/16/2015 8:31:48 PM

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Introductions is a section of the forum where members that use the forum are supposed to be nice and welcome new forum members.

I'm not sure how this works if there are insults tossed about, that would fit groups of people and dogs. Well, maybe I do, but it might not be so nice of me.

How about we all try kinder and gentler in Introductions? I'll play fair if you all will!

Welcome D0Mdeluise.

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RE: D0Mdeluise - 1/16/2015 8:48:27 PM

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Hmmm, I'll just bet that you're a man of wealth and taste! ;)

I doubt that.

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RE: D0Mdeluise - 1/17/2015 7:38:47 AM

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Hmmm, I'll just bet that you're a man of wealth and taste! ;)

I doubt that.

What makes you say that?

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