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ResidentSadist -> -=sexy zombie fetish?=- (1/24/2015 2:49:08 AM)

You would think being pursued by a bunch of naked brown skinned females would be erotic, but they had big hairy bushes and they were zombies. Yes, I just woke up from a bizarre dream that I was being chased by naked unshaved zombies.... and they didn't want my brains. They wanted to breed so they could make more zombies. In the dream, the dog and I were on zombie patrol and bunch of zombies tried to catch us.

I guess that's what I get for falling asleep with the TV on the Chiller channel. Also, lately, I have been playing a game with the dog called zombie patrol. I taught her to go through the house checking rooms for zombies. She goes to the back of the room, looks around and then come back to report like a good solider. When we are done she gets a doggy treat. She even has a call sign, "sgt pretty feet". She was such a good girl when I trimmed her nails last week, I reinforced her good behavior by telling her she has pretty feet. It's the same way I tell her, "gee your hair smells terrific" after she gets a bath. That's kind of reinforcement works so well with her she now gets into the tub voluntarily when I tell her it's "bath time".

I was joking around with the slave and the dog last week playing "get the mommy" where the dog jumps in bed and helps me wake up the slave by trying to lick her face. The slave screams in protest appropriately trying to hide her face under the covers for a while until she eventually lets the dog catch her. The slave had to pee and went into the bathroom. I told to dog to "follow mommy" and go in and "guard her" while she peed. To both our amazement, the dog obeyed perfectly. That is what spawned the idea for the patrol and protect game of "zombie patrol".

So there you have it, I woke up from this strange dream inspired by recent events in my life and I looked up zombies and breeding on google trying to figure if I had gotten the idea from a movie or something. Holy shit . . . there sure is a whole bunch of zombie porn. I loved Robert England's Zombie Strippers movie but a little T&A is normal in horror films. I didn't realize there was a zombie fetish niche big enough to create a market for zombie porn!

I guess if you are gonna' dream about being chased by zombies, what's better than being chased by big booty naked zombies? I just wished they had shaved. So what say you, are zombies are HOT or NOT? Is it a fetish like the clown fetish or Santa fetish?


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UnholyBear -> RE: -=sexy zombie fetish?=- (1/24/2015 6:26:10 AM)


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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

I guess if you are gonna' dream about being chased by zombies, what's better than being chased by big booty naked zombies? I just wished they had shaved. So what say you, are zombies are HOT or NOT? Is it a fetish like the clown fetish or Santa fetish?


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Sorry but zombies are definitely NOT hot!

Now if it was a pack of feral werewolves.....well lets just say I will be kept busy for a long long time!!!

Speaking of which, time to google werewolf porn.



GoddessManko -> RE: -=sexy zombie fetish?=- (1/24/2015 6:37:53 AM)

I think a mix of Vampires and Werewolves. I had a major crush on all of the Lost Boys. Though I am brown skinned, I was hairless then and lasering towards being hairless now otherwise a reenactment might be fun, haha. I actually wanted to keep them all and thought not being able to was unfair.



satanscharmer -> RE: -=sexy zombie fetish?=- (1/24/2015 8:45:58 AM)

I can actually see the hotness factor to being chased by zombies. Not so much the rotting flesh part of it, for me it would be the fear.
I've always had vampire fantasies (I think that's quite common for women).



Gauge -> RE: -=sexy zombie fetish?=- (1/24/2015 9:45:19 AM)

All I can imagine is getting a wildly hot blowjob, me gripping their hair, and the scalp coming off in my hand.

What a boner killer.



mnottertail -> RE: -=sexy zombie fetish?=- (1/24/2015 9:46:37 AM)

Looking at your scalp, there might be some voice of experience going on here, hah?

LOL. Gauge.



camille65 -> RE: -=sexy zombie fetish?=- (1/24/2015 9:46:38 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Gauge

All I can imagine is getting a wildly hot blowjob, me gripping their hair, and the scalp coming off in my hand.

What a boner killer.



Even worse? Zombie penis detaching after an especially deep thrust.

No thank you.



Gauge -> RE: -=sexy zombie fetish?=- (1/24/2015 9:48:33 AM)


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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Looking at your scalp, there might be some voice of experience going on here, hah?

LOL. Gauge.


Did you just call me a zombie?



DerangedUnit -> RE: -=sexy zombie fetish?=- (1/24/2015 9:50:40 AM)

The novel metamorphosis of prime intellect has some zombie fetishes parts.... personally, ew. but it was a good read anyway



ResidentSadist -> RE: -=sexy zombie fetish?=- (1/24/2015 7:51:51 PM)

So vampires and werewolves = HOT

Zombies = NOT . . . because of penis detaching while fucking, scalps coming off in hand during blowjobs and general all round rotting flesh.

In my dream, the naked ladies were flawless except for their rotting mouths and hairy snatches. It is my dream so it's my personal taste and hair between the legs is out side my realm of appreciation. It's fine for other people but the presence of pubic hair has has put the brakes on more than one sexual opportunity in my life, so hairy zombie snatches were as bad as their rotting mouths and ripped up lips. Wouldn't dream of sticking my cock in either one. They did have lovely round bums though. I guess my dream says something Freudian about about anal sex since it was the only unmarred option available?



preytolife -> RE: -=sexy zombie fetish?=- (1/25/2015 4:52:26 PM)

Eh, it has appeal in terms of a force/noncon fantasy but the rotting flesh and eroding cocks are better left unsaid.

But then they'd probably be cold. Bleh. Plenty of other monster fetishes out there ;)



RemoteUser -> RE: -=sexy zombie fetish?=- (1/27/2015 6:07:04 PM)

I blame Bob's Burgers.

Zombies don't turn me on, but they don't squick me, because, like unicorns, they're not real.

Same with any mythical creatures, really, and for the same reason. Would you still love a sparkly vampire? Or a werewolf who was cursed with their affliction for being a cannibal?

I think Hollywood gloss can make just about anything seem appealing to at least some segment of the market, and the idea of power always sells. If I had to romanticize a zombie, though, I'd take a twist on it to make Tim Burton seem normal.

I dug into the history of zombies and read about them as a teenager heavily into RPGs, and the zombie-based story I enjoyed writing most for my group revolved around West African tales of zombies and salt. There are legends that say a zombie fed salt is immediately given all of their memories of life back. The process alone could drive them insane, but then so could remembering being alive, and becoming aware in a dead body. In my story, the adventurers came across a dead village and had to piece together the details of what happened. It was a tragedy, of course: a witch is spurned by a man, she curses him, he dies and comes back to life. She leads him to his former lover, whom he kills mindlessly, and as he is feasting on his once-lover's corpse, the witch sprinkles salt on the dead woman's flesh. All his memories return with the next bite. The horror of his own existence causes him to turn on the witch and tear her apart, and then he systematically takes out the rest of the town. Because he was reanimated by a curse, the people he killed didn't rise as zombies.

The adventurers never did find the zombie. Some of them didn't even have stomach for the story. Choice curse words were fired my way. That's how I knew it was good.

It's not sexy, but damned if I didn't load that story with pathos.



UnholyBear -> RE: -=sexy zombie fetish?=- (1/27/2015 7:06:14 PM)

I'll take my chances with a werewolf any day.



RockaRolla -> RE: -=sexy zombie fetish?=- (1/27/2015 7:07:41 PM)

I'd imagine the smell would be turn-off enough!



sexyred1 -> RE: -=sexy zombie fetish?=- (1/27/2015 10:56:55 PM)

I hate zombies.

Love vampires since I was a kid.

Hot ones like True Blood.




DesFIP -> RE: -=sexy zombie fetish?=- (1/28/2015 9:48:07 AM)

Werewolves please, I'll pass on a zombie. Hell, I may be the only person in the country who hasn't watched Walking Dead.



needlesandpins -> RE: -=sexy zombie fetish?=- (1/28/2015 10:07:56 AM)

I'll take a NON SPARKLY vampire please.

a big no on the zombies.

and....

Unicorns are so fucking real! they better be at least, because I stand a better chance of finding one that for sure.

needles



ResidentSadist -> RE: -=sexy zombie fetish?=- (1/28/2015 10:33:43 AM)

I also blame Bob's Burgers.

I'm not trying to rain on your unicorn parade but . . .


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needlesandpins -> RE: -=sexy zombie fetish?=- (1/28/2015 11:17:27 AM)

and if I can stay that way, the possibilities are endless lol [:D] Mind you, the only time I've smoked anything not quite legal, it made me exceptionally horny....I should say more so than normal, and that's a lot, and also took the edge of my fried nervous system just enough to make pain even more pleasurable than it already is when someone hits the sweet spot [;)][:)]

I'll take your lost poster [:D]

needles



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