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LookieNoNookie -> How come.... (2/6/2015 3:48:44 PM)
As I get older..... I need more coffee and ibuprofen to get through my mornings, more "p.m." labeled OTC pills to get through the nights, and LESS internet news to get through my day? Hmmmmmm??????? (And more black and white movies).

RemoteUser -> RE: How come.... (2/6/2015 9:05:03 PM)
What is internet news? (Actually, let's be honest...what is news?) As for the rest, you're a druggie. Clearly you must straighten yourself out. I suggest walking across Australia, with a midget kangaroo and a dyslexic penguin.

usememistress775 -> RE: How come.... (2/6/2015 10:17:14 PM)
The body builds up tolerances to the bad shit, needing more drugs like the ibuprofen and pm stuff. Don't know why you already haven't upped your intake of vitamin caffeine though. I'm up to a straight coffee drip out of an iv 72 hours a day. And if you up the vitamin caffeine dosage enough,even black and white movies are in perfect hd. Also the characters start talking directly to you and have physical bodies. Mostly they say things like, "I think that's enough coffee" and "Why don't you get some sleep?" But what the hell do they know? I mean they think there is an enough level of coffee.

LookieNoNookie -> RE: How come.... (2/6/2015 10:20:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RemoteUser What is internet news? (Actually, let's be honest...what is news?) As for the rest, you're a druggie. Clearly you must straighten yourself out. I suggest walking across Australia, with a midget kangaroo and a dyslexic penguin. I just wanna say.....ish....s'where I'm going. Nothing specific....ish.....gonna be there by ish.

LookieNoNookie -> RE: How come.... (2/6/2015 10:22:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: usememistress775 The body builds up tolerances to the bad shit, needing more drugs like the ibuprofen and pm stuff. Don't know why you already haven't upped your intake of vitamin caffeine though. I'm up to a straight coffee drip out of an iv 72 hours a day. And if you up the vitamin caffeine dosage enough,even black and white movies are in perfect hd. Also the characters start talking directly to you and have physical bodies. Mostly they say things like, "I think that's enough coffee" and "Why don't you get some sleep?" But what the hell do they know? I mean they think there is an enough level of coffee. Oooooooh boy. I think that's an "ish" thing.

usememistress775 -> RE: How come.... (2/6/2015 10:29:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie quote: ORIGINAL: usememistress775 The body builds up tolerances to the bad shit, needing more drugs like the ibuprofen and pm stuff. Don't know why you already haven't upped your intake of vitamin caffeine though. I'm up to a straight coffee drip out of an iv 72 hours a day. And if you up the vitamin caffeine dosage enough,even black and white movies are in perfect hd. Also the characters start talking directly to you and have physical bodies. Mostly they say things like, "I think that's enough coffee" and "Why don't you get some sleep?" But what the hell do they know? I mean they think there is an enough level of coffee. Oooooooh boy. I think that's an "ish" thing. Seriously, no remark on 72 hours a day? I'm trying to make jokes about caffeine addiction and sleep deprivation but your not making it easy on me.

RemoteUser -> RE: How come.... (2/6/2015 11:04:13 PM)
TittyLack. (This is not an ad for milk.) You lack the titty. Go forth, my bronzed warrior, and find those bazongas. All will be better.

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