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Mercnbeth -> Answers to pick up lines... (7/14/2006 9:57:49 AM)

HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share.

HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.

HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?

HE : What would you say if I ! asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?

HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.

HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.

HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I'm a female impersonator.

HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.

HE! : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.

HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.




doll -> RE: Answers to pick up lines... (7/14/2006 10:00:37 AM)

[sm=biggrin.gif] Too funny, I am going to have to remember some of those.




sweetbbwsub31 -> RE: Answers to pick up lines... (7/15/2006 7:44:48 AM)

Oh these are great. I am passing them along to my single friends. It's a jungle out there!
 
sub tara




Termyn8or -> RE: Answers to pick up lines... (7/15/2006 9:34:11 PM)

You are BAD BAD BAD, you have no sense of...................nevermind, neither do I

BTW keep up the good work. That's great.

I am thouroughly convinced that you are demented and escaped from some high security facility, stick around !

T




IronBear -> RE: Answers to pick up lines... (7/15/2006 10:14:15 PM)

SHE: Do you have a car and a double bed?
ME: Hell yes darlin. Can you fit in with my wife and two nakid slave girls?

SHE: God your sexy!
ME: You mean I haven't fucked you yet? Strip and bend over the bar!

SHE: I want to make love with you.

ME: Sounds good to me. Go to the ladies and loose the bra and knickers.

SHE: You play?
ME: Yep I play, you pay.




irishbynature -> RE: Answers to pick up lines... (7/16/2006 5:55:29 AM)


He: Haven't we met before?
She: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic

He:
Would you like to dance?
She: Not with you.
He: Oh, come on. Lower your standards a little, I just did

He: Your body is like a temple...
She: Sorry, there are no services today.

He: I'd die happy if I saw you naked.
She: I'd die laughing if I saw you naked!

He: So what do you do for a living?
She: Female impersonator.

He:
I know how to please a woman.
She: Then please leave me alone.






RomanticRonin -> RE: Answers to pick up lines... (7/16/2006 2:15:06 PM)

He: I'm a 'bottom'.
She: You're half-right, you're an arse.




HarryVanWinkle -> RE: Answers to pick up lines... (7/16/2006 9:23:24 PM)

He:  I'd sure like to get in your pants.

She:  What for?  I already have one asshole down there.




HarryVanWinkle -> RE: Answers to pick up lines... (7/16/2006 9:24:58 PM)

Comeback to answer for pick up line.

He:  Would you like to dance?

She:  Not with you."

He:  Well then, I suppose a blowjob would be out of the question.

Actually, it wasn't.




RubberWitch -> RE: Answers to pick up lines... (7/17/2006 7:55:29 AM)

Where have you been all my life?

School mostly
_________________
Is that a ladder in your stockings or a stairway to heaven
It's a stairway, but I've already got a cunt up there
____________________
Perfect pickup line when you are 100% sure of a knock back

H: How about coming over to mine for a pizza and a blowjob
S: £$%^@%^$@!!!!!
H: Ok, we'll get Chinese




MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: Answers to pick up lines... (7/17/2006 8:47:56 AM)

I aways heard "How about a pizza and a fuck?"
::slap::
"what? you don't like Pizza?"
hehehe




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