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The Best Jerry Springer line - 7/14/2006 4:58:14 PM   
LotusSong


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Status: offline 		One of my guilty pleasures is that I watch Jerry Springer.  Today I heard the best line ever. A guy was pleading for his girl to come back . Through choking sobs he says:

"Please come home. The cats are going crazy without you!"

What is your favorite Jerry Springer moment?

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RE: The Best Jerry Springer line - 7/14/2006 9:33:29 PM   
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RE: The Best Jerry Springer line - 7/14/2006 9:55:47 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LotusSong

One of my guilty pleasures is that I watch Jerry Springer.  Today I heard the best line ever. A guy was pleading for his girl to come back . Through choking sobs he says:

"Please come home. The cats are going crazy without you!"

What is your favorite Jerry Springer moment?


When I change the channel and no longer have to be exposed to such inanity.



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RE: The Best Jerry Springer line - 7/15/2006 11:07:06 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LaMalinche


When I change the channel and no longer have to be exposed to such inanity.




Yes.. but doesn't it just make you feel superior to those on stage? LOL

Bless their hearts :)



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RE: The Best Jerry Springer line - 7/15/2006 1:51:46 PM   
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But when the woman loudly proclaimed the other one an "H - O - R - E!"  I cracked up! 

My real guilty pleasure, though, and I have no idea why, are the Maury Povich "I Cheated On You and You Might Not Be The Father!" shows. 

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RE: The Best Jerry Springer line - 7/15/2006 1:53:14 PM   
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RE: The Best Jerry Springer line - 10/5/2006 9:10:07 PM   
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Status: offline 		I just could not resist,  there is a Springer epsiode on tonight about a woman who wants to learn to be a Dominatrix.  So of course Springer brings on a "real" Dominantrix to train the wannabe.  In a matter of a few minutes she was trained, as she said you have to learn to submit before you can learn to control.

Master and i almost fell off our chairs laughing.

I cant imagine why the vanilla world thinks we are all freaks after all its as easy as add water and poof you are one of us.

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RE: The Best Jerry Springer line - 10/5/2006 9:13:25 PM   
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RE: The Best Jerry Springer line - 10/5/2006 9:15:39 PM   
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now which is better the gong show or jerry springer on dancin with the stars

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RE: The Best Jerry Springer line - 10/5/2006 9:50:00 PM   
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Status: offline 		I used to flip through the channels and if Jerry Springer was on while I did so it was like a traffic accident... one day I am channel hopping about 6 years ago and Jerry Springer said something like "How long ago did your brother get you pregnant?" I could not flip the channel.. I sat there transfixed while this girl justified having an affair with her half brother because they did not grow up together.... squicky squick

I quit watching tv for years soon after that...

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RE: The Best Jerry Springer line - 10/6/2006 3:21:29 AM   
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Status: offline 		I saw one episode where the man was talking bout how he couldn't decide between two strippers; the men in the audience was feelin him cause what man wouldn't want two beautiful women fighting for him? However, when the women came out they looked like crackheads escaped from the local trailor park...one guy in the audience said he would take a six pack over the one stripper...i laughed so hard..

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RE: The Best Jerry Springer line - 10/6/2006 4:12:02 AM   
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A lovely chant from the audience geared toward a guest with less than perfect choppers.

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RE: The Best Jerry Springer line - 10/6/2006 2:37:36 PM   
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Status: offline 		lol i once watched the Jerry Springer movie...OMG that was funny....a girl ended up sleeping with her step father, and her mother slept with the girl's boyfriend...it was pretty messed up...and there was a guy, if i remember right, that wanted to do an episode where it featured people who married animals, and showed Jerry a picture of his "wife" i think it was a cow or a camel, cant remember.

His little one

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RE: The Best Jerry Springer line - 10/6/2006 2:47:42 PM   
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RE: The Best Jerry Springer line - 10/6/2006 8:08:39 PM   
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Status: offline 		Best line i've ever heard on Jerry Springer was during an episode where a very conservative woman went on the show in protest of her mother and sister because she feels that they sleep around with too many men, & have no morals. This elderly woman of about 80+ years old stands up in the audience and tells the woman that she should stop being so judgemental and keep her nose out out of the sister's and mother's business. The woman's response was to tell the older woman in the audience that she is going to hell right along with her sister and mother. The older lady in the audience put her in her place by letting her know:
"You bet your prude little ass that's where i'll be going, because I WANT to be with all of my friends."

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RE: The Best Jerry Springer line - 10/6/2006 8:23:46 PM   
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Status: offline 		I must admit I love it when the woman obviously is a man and they are like "i didn't know she was a he" lol

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RE: The Best Jerry Springer line - 10/6/2006 8:38:05 PM   
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Status: offline 		This isn't a line, but one of my coworkers had just moved here from India, and the first American TV show she saw was a Jerry Springer show where the woman had just had a baby, and did not know which of ten men sitting on the stage was the father. Almost made her immediately fly back home.

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