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Gauge -> RE: I R TEH DOMINATE (3/17/2015 10:08:58 AM)


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ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant

Hmmmmmm


lurn teh wurdz

y u sew no0b




Gauge -> RE: I R TEH DOMINATE (3/17/2015 10:10:58 AM)


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ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon

O. Soz i r neddinn teh praktiss too beein teh subbelieiestiestlest subb ov teh subz liek u neddin praktiss too beein teh dominnomnominate of dominatez?

(That was almost hard to type, but I'm [sm=biggrin.gif] over here!)



i no prektess ben dominate. iz nateural 2 teh mee. u haz mutch 2 lurn




Gauge -> RE: I R TEH DOMINATE (3/17/2015 10:12:02 AM)


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ORIGINAL: sexyred1

I am dying from this thread, too funny


i r teh hop u maed et 2 teh emregency rome n teim




Gauge -> RE: I R TEH DOMINATE (3/17/2015 10:13:13 AM)


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ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant

~pours two fingers of whiskey into glass...drops two Alka-Seltzers in~ hmmmm...never saw whiskey fizz before



nao u r tlakin!




Gauge -> RE: I R TEH DOMINATE (3/17/2015 10:16:16 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Wayward5oul

But, that means that you are giving her what she wants.

u r no twue dominate!


u haz teh lote 2 lurn 2.

i r teh waent 2 geet teh threed 2 199 paegez n tehn i r geet teh threed loked bye modnerater

organizim denail




Gauge -> RE: I R TEH DOMINATE (3/17/2015 10:17:31 AM)


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ORIGINAL: shiftyw

I iz nawt toppin frum the bottum! I iz a twue subbmizzive!


one ur neez nao! NAO!




Gauge -> RE: I R TEH DOMINATE (3/17/2015 10:23:06 AM)


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ORIGINAL: amaidiamond

I think my eyes may be bleeding...


da wai u rite i r nut supreized




Gauge -> RE: I R TEH DOMINATE (3/17/2015 10:24:47 AM)


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ORIGINAL: needlesandpins

Well, I think I have given myself a migraine trying to read all this, but it sure is funny.

You're right about me not being a good submissive. I've never been good at doing as I'm told [:D]

needles


i haz know teim 4 bade submessives dat donut noe tehire plase




Gauge -> RE: I R TEH DOMINATE (3/17/2015 10:31:40 AM)


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ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant

Offers you a sip from my alka-seltzer-fizzing whiskey


eye woodnt f i wure u

hee haz teh kudeiez

dreenk et ate ur one reisk




Gauge -> RE: I R TEH DOMINATE (3/17/2015 10:33:13 AM)


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ORIGINAL: amaidiamond

Why thank you!

That is preferable to the other option of a lobotomy... the only thing I could think of that would make that all make sense!


u haz kudeiez nao

wel dune

no0b




Gauge -> RE: I R TEH DOMINATE (3/17/2015 10:38:12 AM)


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ORIGINAL: UnholyBear

Me either though I Iz cuddlemuffin to the domily dominate dat iz Gauge.


y u waest teim hear?

u fineshed maekn mai sammich?




Gauge -> RE: I R TEH DOMINATE (3/17/2015 10:40:53 AM)


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ORIGINAL: shiftyw

i pray 2 God dis getz 2 da 10 pages.

Cuz it will b so funy if dat exists sumday for all of hiztory.

Dis is hard 2 type with autocorrect


dis iz hestorey

aslo y u uze auetocorekt? u spel fein




Gauge -> RE: I R TEH DOMINATE (3/17/2015 10:43:51 AM)


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ORIGINAL: amaidiamond

I haz cngd my mnd. I iz actuly the gr8ist subly sub of subville n al dose others are crap n h8ers

I iz evn wilin 2 lurn 2 typ lik diz 4 u wot proovs hw real n twu i am


u lurn fein.

donut geet karied awai

u r teh gud subbmessive bute u r teh nut teh gr8tst yeet

i mest trane u furste

den u oakey




Gauge -> RE: I R TEH DOMINATE (3/17/2015 10:47:12 AM)


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ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear

N haer I iz tuaght U waz cudlymofon 2 teh Domly dominat dat iz da CD! Iz U a treyter?


y u sew h8r?

mebe unwholybaer iz teh polyameruousousesius

i ken shere

althugh i r teh get kudeiez

gud theng i r teh geet vakzien




Gauge -> RE: I R TEH DOMINATE (3/17/2015 10:51:40 AM)


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ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant
~sighs~




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ORIGINAL: UnholyBear

samoochies



greet

geet a rume u2




Gauge -> RE: I R TEH DOMINATE (3/17/2015 10:54:14 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff

Holy crap. I have very weird friends.



y u know rite 2 deer abie abut et?

y u hoeg mai threed?

iz oakey

ur haz excuze

ur bloned




Gauge -> RE: I R TEH DOMINATE (3/17/2015 10:55:58 AM)


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ORIGINAL: UnholyBear

scawy taint it?


bee afwaide

bee vry srsly afwaide




Gauge -> RE: I R TEH DOMINATE (3/17/2015 10:57:45 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff

Very scary. I actually tried to play at this...I suck!


know 1 iz teh plai ate dis

n wee noe u teh suk

u r teh bloned afetur awl




dreamofthemoon -> RE: I R TEH DOMINATE (3/17/2015 2:07:32 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Gauge

i no prektess ben dominate. iz nateural 2 teh mee. u haz mutch 2 lurn

i sawwy o powwafl maitee Meestere Gauge

i dint meen 2 eensuult u

Wuz meenin liek 1 owlaes haz moar 2 lurn n caont uv beein hoomin

Uunleess… doninate dose nt eeqwahl hoomin fer yoos?


Uu… taetche mae thin pleeeze?




CreativeDominant -> RE: I R TEH DOMINATE (3/17/2015 2:52:45 PM)

Saints preserve us! I'll be putting' the wee fizzy wafers in green beer tonight




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