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ORIGINAL: shiftyw

Bisexual too? Well you ARE the bees knees.

While I'm not into competing with the likes of Tyrant- if you need help escaping his clutches- he only thinks I follow the rules- I'd be happy to help you escape. With no selfish or ulterior motives whatsoever, I promise. Mostly. [:D][;)]

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ORIGINAL: shiftyw

Bisexual too? Well you ARE the bees knees.

While I'm not into competing with the likes of Tyrant- if you need help escaping his clutches- he only thinks I follow the rules- I'd be happy to help you escape. With no selfish or ulterior motives whatsoever, I promise. Mostly. [:D][;)]

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ORIGINAL: DearOhDear

I don't have fur, but I have a blister, if that counts? :P
That is amazing. You win everything forever. You win at running, football, arson, weddings, and art.

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ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant

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ORIGINAL: DearOhDear

I don't have fur, but I have a blister, if that counts? :P
That is amazing. You win everything forever. You win at running, football, arson, weddings, and art.

That's far too much. I only need to win at Rock, paper, scissors always and forever. Naturally all my trivial as well as life decisions are based on rock, paper, and scissors... Me being the clear victor of RP&S is all I need to ensure you fetch the coffee every morning.

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ORIGINAL: DearOhDear

I don't have fur, but I have a blister, if that counts? :P
That is amazing. You win everything forever. You win at running, football, arson, weddings, and art.

That's far too much. I only need to win at Rock, paper, scissors always and forever. Naturally all my trivial as well as life decisions are based on rock, paper, and scissors... Me being the clear victor of RP&S is all I need to ensure you fetch the coffee every morning.

Here's a good trick for rock, paper, scissors: Duct tape the other person's hands into fists. They will have no choice, but to choose rock :) Just make sure you're not in punching distance.

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ORIGINAL: shiftyw

I like her. Can we keep her?

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ORIGINAL: DearOhDear

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ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant

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ORIGINAL: DearOhDear

I don't have fur, but I have a blister, if that counts? :P
That is amazing. You win everything forever. You win at running, football, arson, weddings, and art.

That's far too much. I only need to win at Rock, paper, scissors always and forever. Naturally all my trivial as well as life decisions are based on rock, paper, and scissors... Me being the clear victor of RP&S is all I need to ensure you fetch the coffee every morning.

Here's a good trick for rock, paper, scissors: Duct tape the other person's hands into fists. They will have no choice, but to choose rock :) Just make sure you're not in punching distance.

Hey! Wait a minute... Wait a minute... Wait a minute... Wait a minute... Heeeeyyyy... Moments ago you bequeathed upon me every victory and now you say I will have to purchase such victories with duct tape? Wtf is up with that?

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ORIGINAL: DearOhDear

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ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant

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ORIGINAL: DearOhDear

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ORIGINAL: DearOhDear

I don't have fur, but I have a blister, if that counts? :P
That is amazing. You win everything forever. You win at running, football, arson, weddings, and art.

That's far too much. I only need to win at Rock, paper, scissors always and forever. Naturally all my trivial as well as life decisions are based on rock, paper, and scissors... Me being the clear victor of RP&S is all I need to ensure you fetch the coffee every morning.

Here's a good trick for rock, paper, scissors: Duct tape the other person's hands into fists. They will have no choice, but to choose rock :) Just make sure you're not in punching distance.

Hey! Wait a minute... Wait a minute... Wait a minute... Wait a minute... Heeeeyyyy... Moments ago you bequeathed upon me every victory and now you say I will have to purchase such victories with duct tape? Wtf is up with that?

Well, you denounced the gift of winning everything forever. So, yes, now you have to purchase duct tape. That's the deal :)

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ORIGINAL: shiftyw

I like her. Can we keep her?

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ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant

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ORIGINAL: DearOhDear

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ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant

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ORIGINAL: DearOhDear

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ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant

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ORIGINAL: DearOhDear

I don't have fur, but I have a blister, if that counts? :P
That is amazing. You win everything forever. You win at running, football, arson, weddings, and art.

That's far too much. I only need to win at Rock, paper, scissors always and forever. Naturally all my trivial as well as life decisions are based on rock, paper, and scissors... Me being the clear victor of RP&S is all I need to ensure you fetch the coffee every morning.

Here's a good trick for rock, paper, scissors: Duct tape the other person's hands into fists. They will have no choice, but to choose rock :) Just make sure you're not in punching distance.

Hey! Wait a minute... Wait a minute... Wait a minute... Wait a minute... Heeeeyyyy... Moments ago you bequeathed upon me every victory and now you say I will have to purchase such victories with duct tape? Wtf is up with that?

Well, you denounced the gift of winning everything forever. So, yes, now you have to purchase duct tape. That's the deal :)

I prefer rope.

Jus sayin

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ORIGINAL: DearOhDear
We are very real, dear. And you've just encountered one who can tune her guitars by ear :P

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ORIGINAL: DearOhDear

Rope, duct tape, zip ties, boxing gloves, plastic wrap, tin foil - whatever works for winning rock-paper-scissors. :D

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ORIGINAL: markyugen

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ORIGINAL: DearOhDear
We are very real, dear. And you've just encountered one who can tune her guitars by ear :P

I'm mightily impressed that you can tune a guitar by ear. I generally just use my fingers.

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Rope, duct tape, zip ties, boxing gloves, plastic wrap, tin foil - whatever works for winning rock-paper-scissors. :D

You're so good to me [sm=hearts.gif]

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ORIGINAL: DearOhDear
We are very real, dear. And you've just encountered one who can tune her guitars by ear :P

I'm mightily impressed that you can tune a guitar by ear. I generally just use my fingers.

I nearly spat out my coffee heheheh

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ORIGINAL: DearOhDear

"Nearly" being the operative word
I'm still perfect, right? right?!?![sm=river.gif]

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ORIGINAL: DearOhDear

"Nearly" being the operative word
I'm still perfect, right? right?!?![sm=river.gif]

Well, your perfection is suspect because you "nearly" lost all credibility.

Jus sayin