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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

After she dies, I wouldn't be surprised if her son opened up a motel with her.

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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

definitely in the random stupidity arena is this one

MADISON, West Virginia –

Witnesses told police this week that they pleaded with Boone county resident, Audrey Ranch, 62, to stop hurting her son’s pit bull, but she refused.

“Eventually she bit Pedro’s acorns clean off right there in the front yard,” a witness said. “Pedro hightailed it screeching like a wild Indian and when I tried to subdue Audrey, she knocked me out with an old tricycle.”

Realizing the police had been called and knowing she had time to hide (it is a 45 minute drive to her house), Mrs. Ranch cut off a length of garden hose, dug a hole and had her son help bury her. She used the garden hose as a breathing apparatus.

Officers from the Boone County Sheriff’s Office arrived, unburied Ranch and arrested her without incident.

Ranch explained her actions to police: “My son ate all the meat and I had warned him if he ate all the meat, I’d eat his dog.”

The dog underwent emergency surgery and is expected to make a full recovery. Ranch is facing charges of aggravated animal cruelty.
http://www.moron.com/biting-off-pit-bulls-testicles/?fb_ref=Default

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ORIGINAL: DerangedUnit

I can't believe that, she said she would eat his dog and goes straight for the testicles? And that picture didn't even look like she had the teeth to bite anything off

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ORIGINAL: Sanity


If I were forced to choose between the two, I think I would rather spend the night with this lovely lady:

Oregon farmer convicted of killing men, feeding to pigs

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ORIGINAL: DerangedUnit

I can't believe that, she said she would eat his dog and goes straight for the testicles? And that picture didn't even look like she had the teeth to bite anything off

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ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance

Aw hell. I had to pay someone to remove my dogs testicles. I didn't know you could just bite them off.

Ok, that was obviously a joke. I'll probably catch hell for it, as it was in poor taste but there was just too much to work with. Low dangling fruit and all.just had to bite.
Seriously though, if someone did that to my dog, I'd be happy to bury them. Deep. Without a lifeline.

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ORIGINAL: smileforme50

What has me shaking my head is the fact that after she did this to her son's dog, her son helped her hide from the cops. I can see him wanting to bury the woman....but then he gives her a hose to breathe???