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VandalHeart -> RE: Bad Boys? (7/18/2006 5:03:27 AM)
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OK, I know this is mostly for the ladies or at least those who are into guys, but how coud I fit into the conversation if I didn't break the rules.
In high school, I was the "sleeper" bad boy. My mother was the band director, my father worked at the local farmer's co-op, I had a decent 3.2 GPA, I was the star trombone player (how many trombonists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 7 - one to change the bulb, and 6 to say they could have done it better), and captain of the local geek squad, the Chess and other Tactical Games (CaoTG) Club. Oh yeah, not to mention the fact that I sang a minimum of one solo in church per two months, and that was a slow spell. Very few people suspected that I slept only 20 hours a week to accomodate my joyriding, substance abuse, rampant sex, substance abuse, vandalism, tresspassing, substance abuse, shoplifting, restaurant skimping, substance abuse, and philandering of nearly every shape sort or size. Did I mention the substance abuse? I smoked from age 10, drank from age 14 and by the time I was 17, I had done every drug known to man (nearly). It is a goddamn miracle I am still alive, let alone disease free and not in jail.
Basically, I was the kind of bad boy you could take home to mom, because she would never know the difference.
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