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RE: 12 step programs you'll never see - 7/16/2006 6:23:35 PM

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All the ones I can think of are subs, although it would be interesting to get a better list together........

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RE: 12 step programs you'll never see - 7/16/2006 6:24:30 PM

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HMM yes it would be interesting

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RE: 12 step programs you'll never see - 7/16/2006 6:56:14 PM

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Oh sure.. start a thread and leave for work... come home 12 hours later and y'all have created all kinds of groups without me...

Great Job!!!!!!!! and Benji.... you are too funny... <adding benji to crush list>

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RE: 12 step programs you'll never see - 7/16/2006 10:52:02 PM

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RE: 12 step programs you'll never see - 7/16/2006 11:47:50 PM

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LMFAO>.. OK Gauge...

you just made my crush list.....

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RE: 12 step programs you'll never see - 7/17/2006 9:06:18 AM

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I can spell guage... ummm.... gaug.... ummmm.... Qguage... ummm.... guag..... ummmmm.... that guy's name right Anonymous.

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RE: 12 step programs you'll never see - 7/17/2006 9:10:12 AM

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Gauge, can I please repost those to an email group I am on??? I love this list!!

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RE: 12 step programs you'll never see - 7/17/2006 8:55:04 PM

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Gauge, can I please repost those to an email group I am on??? I love this list!!

Sure. Please give me due credit though.

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RE: 12 step programs you'll never see - 7/17/2006 9:22:17 PM

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hey gauge long time no see

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RE: 12 step programs you'll never see - 7/17/2006 10:05:15 PM

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RE: 12 step programs you'll never see - 7/17/2006 11:07:29 PM

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RE: 12 step programs you'll never see - 7/17/2006 11:10:27 PM

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Yeah, we can tell you live within driving distance of the Big Easy

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RE: 12 step programs you'll never see - 7/18/2006 7:01:33 AM

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ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50

Oh MY Gosh, that one got me!!! I almost peed on myself!!! I still cant stop laughing!

*points her back to the pee on yourself anonymous club in the begining of the thread* .... you need them

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RE: 12 step programs you'll never see - 7/18/2006 3:14:08 PM

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RE: 12 step programs you'll never see - 7/18/2006 3:25:06 PM

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vibrators anonymous (check your toys at the door)

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RE: 12 step programs you'll never see - 7/19/2006 9:52:44 PM

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Must post a rant because I have not found my one-true love in the two-weeks I have been on this site, so you must all be fakes, wanna-bees, and players Anonymous.

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RE: 12 step programs you'll never see - 7/19/2006 9:54:34 PM

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Damn LaMalinche,

that ones gonna need far more than 12 steps..LMAO

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RE: 12 step programs you'll never see - 7/19/2006 10:39:46 PM

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I figure that I will just start hitting atendees with a clue by four as soon as they walk in.

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RE: 12 step programs you'll never see - 7/20/2006 12:55:20 AM

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"I stopped drinking when I was 17. Yes...imagine the fuck-up I must have been. I stopped drinking not only because it's bad for you...but also because I fell into a bonfire. Yeah. After that, you don't need AA. Falling into a bonfire is a one-step program."
--Christopher Titus, Norman Rockwell is Bleeding (which STILL isn't out on DVD yet...dammit)

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RE: 12 step programs you'll never see - 7/20/2006 12:58:20 AM

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I wanna push some 12-steppers into a bonfire!

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