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RE: anyone else feel like this is a fat joke? - 8/4/2015 6:29:03 AM

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I am.

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RE: anyone else feel like this is a fat joke? - 8/4/2015 6:33:05 AM

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<blurts>I love you!</blurts>

You comic genius.

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RE: anyone else feel like this is a fat joke? - 8/4/2015 8:02:17 AM

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where the fuck is the fat joke?

Your mum's so fat she doesn’t need the internet; she’s already world wide.

Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."

Two fat girls were walking, when the bus came. One says to another : “Is it my turn to ride on a bus? “

and the best for last:

Said to a fat person: Are you in some kind of fitness protection program?

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RE: anyone else feel like this is a fat joke? - 8/4/2015 8:50:30 AM

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Your mum's so fat she doesn’t need the internet; she’s already world wide.

Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."

Two fat girls were walking, when the bus came. One says to another : “Is it my turn to ride on a bus? “

and the best for last:

Said to a fat person: Are you in some kind of fitness protection program?

This....this is what I came here for.

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RE: anyone else feel like this is a fat joke? - 8/4/2015 8:59:38 AM

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Sounds like you set up this whole bitchfest to get people to message you. I get it, you're lonely, but I don't fall for that game.

I personally have had great results with this site and Fet. Then again, I'm probably not on these sites for the same reason as you. If you thought you could just sign up and order your kinky hookup to go, no effort required, then no, you're not going to get it. And pretty much anyone who comes in with complaints similar to yours had the same intention.

If you're not getting what you want, you're probably not trying hard enough.

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RE: anyone else feel like this is a fat joke? - 8/4/2015 10:05:45 AM

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Happy to oblige !!

I love me some fat thread.

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RE: anyone else feel like this is a fat joke? - 8/4/2015 11:13:16 AM

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I love me some fat thread.

Finally, a heavy discussion!

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RE: anyone else feel like this is a fat joke? - 8/4/2015 1:26:49 PM

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Quoted for awesomeness..

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Said to a fat person: Are you in some kind of fitness protection program?

<wipes tear>

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RE: anyone else feel like this is a fat joke? - 8/4/2015 2:53:39 PM

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Happy to oblige !!

I love me some fat thread.

I'm looking forward to the momma thread. I have a soft spot for yo momma jokes.

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RE: anyone else feel like this is a fat joke? - 8/4/2015 3:16:07 PM

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I'm looking forward to the momma thread. I have a soft spot for yo momma jokes.

Yo mama is so fat that when I have sex with her I have to search Google maps to find the destination.

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RE: anyone else feel like this is a fat joke? - 8/4/2015 4:38:27 PM

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I'm looking forward to the momma thread. I have a soft spot for yo momma jokes.

Yo mama is so fat that when I have sex with her I have to search Google maps to find the destination.

Yo Momma so fat, her belt size is the equator.

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RE: anyone else feel like this is a fat joke? - 8/4/2015 5:18:02 PM

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Idk, this all seems like a big fucking joke. Nothing but spamers asking for tribute and other bull crap. Fet life seems like bull crap too. Practicall nothing but guys on there and all the females seem to be submissive. Just wondering if as anyone else feeling the same or not. Message me if theres anything people have to say. Thanks.

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RE: anyone else feel like this is a fat joke? - 8/4/2015 10:16:17 PM

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Yo Momma so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.

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RE: anyone else feel like this is a fat joke? - 8/4/2015 10:40:35 PM

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Yo Momma so fat, when the bitch wears heels, she strikes oil!

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RE: anyone else feel like this is a fat joke? - 8/4/2015 10:43:11 PM

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Chatte, never disappoints!

heres one: ya mama's so fat when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
ya mama's so fat she looked up cheat codes for Wii Fit
ya mama's so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed out a booger in washington's nose
ya mama's so fat when she sits on the beach Green Peace shows up to tote her back to the ocean

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RE: anyone else feel like this is a fat joke? - 8/4/2015 10:53:38 PM

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A nasty one, but it is the middle of the night here:

Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.

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RE: anyone else feel like this is a fat joke? - 8/4/2015 10:56:20 PM

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Another good one:

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Off to try and get more sleep -- night all.

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RE: anyone else feel like this is a fat joke? - 8/4/2015 10:58:20 PM

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Yo Momma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.

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RE: anyone else feel like this is a fat joke? - 8/5/2015 12:52:44 AM

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I know what you mean. I've been here two hours and I've yet to find the male submissive of my dreams. Plus I gave that one pro Amish sub $200 and now I think I've been scammed. I'm beginning to think he wasn't really Amish. I miight have to delete my profile.

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RE: anyone else feel like this is a fat joke? - 8/5/2015 12:56:55 AM

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Test.

I responded to the OP two minutes ago and now that post is gone. Hummm

Weird. Now I see it on one page but not on the other.

Second edit. Yea, my small phone screen hid the page numbers. Didn't see page two. Switching over to bigger screen now.
Ignore this post. This has been a test of the noob forum system. This is only a test.

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