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crazyml -> RE: anyone else feel like this is a fat joke? (8/5/2015 1:08:18 AM)

Grin.... it would be unfair not to forgive you given the terrible experience you had with the fake Amish sub.




ChatteParfaitt -> RE: anyone else feel like this is a fat joke? (8/5/2015 9:51:02 AM)

Don't fret about it Stacey, it's happened to all of us at one time or another.

Welcome to the forums, BTW. it's always lovely to see new participants with a clue.




ChatteParfaitt -> RE: anyone else feel like this is a fat joke? (8/7/2015 6:24:17 AM)

Friday fat jokes:

What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.

How do you seduce a fat woman? Piece of cake.

What do you call two fat people having a chat? -- A heavy discussion

I'm not saying she's fat. But if I had to name 5 of the fattest people I know. She'd be three of them.

Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out.

My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.





MissKatya -> RE: anyone else feel like this is a fat joke? (8/7/2015 2:56:03 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: ChatteParfaitt

Friday fat jokes:

What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.

How do you seduce a fat woman? Piece of cake.

What do you call two fat people having a chat? -- A heavy discussion

I'm not saying she's fat. But if I had to name 5 of the fattest people I know. She'd be three of them.

Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out.

My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.





And I will raise you three more jokes.....

Yo momma so fat, she sued Xbox360 for guessing her weight

Yo momma so fat, she's on both sides of the family

Yo momma so fat her blood type is Nutella

We should make this a regular thread....post your fat momma jokes here!




DaddySatyr -> RE: anyone else feel like this is a fat joke? (8/7/2015 4:30:45 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: MissKatya

We should make this a regular thread....post your fat momma jokes here!



Years ago, we had a "Yo Momma" thread but it was more than just fat jokes ("Yo Momma's so po' she go to KFC to lick other peoples' fingers!"). Don't look for that thread, now, it's not there.



Michael




MissKatya -> RE: anyone else feel like this is a fat joke? (8/7/2015 4:34:32 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: DaddySatyr


Years ago, we had a "Yo Momma" thread but it was more than just fat jokes ("Yo Momma's so po' she go to KFC to lick other peoples' fingers!"). Don't look for that thread, now, it's not there.



Michael



You got my hopes up high, DS. Way to go, cock-blocking my need for corny comedy ;)




Mawine -> RE: anyone else feel like this is a fat joke? (8/7/2015 4:47:55 PM)

Late to the game and stating the obvious but I'd like to ask the OP if he's looked at any profiles on the site at all. First thing I did was look at other profiles to see what the good ones looked like and what the bad ones looked like. I understand not posting a face/body pic so let's table that and ask what are you looking for in the other person. Remember that, a dominant isn't just a dominant. They are a person. Quite aside from that just chasing after anyone seems like a way to get in real trouble real fast.

That aside I'm lovin' the jokes you brought to this thread ChatteParfaitt! Brava!




UllrsIshtar -> RE: anyone else feel like this is a fat joke? (8/7/2015 5:14:48 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MissKatya

I'm looking forward to the momma thread. I have a soft spot for yo momma jokes.




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JVoV -> RE: anyone else feel like this is a fat joke? (8/7/2015 7:27:47 PM)

What's the difference between a boner and a cheeseburger?

Fat chicks don't give guys cheeseburgers.




DaddySatyr -> RE: anyone else feel like this is a fat joke? (8/7/2015 9:47:57 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: MissKatya

You got my hopes up high, DS. Way to go, cock-blocking my need for corny comedy ;)



Yeah. I'm a joc(ularity) tease.



Michael




CapitanSpavento -> RE: anyone else feel like this is a fat joke? (8/9/2015 4:48:16 AM)

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "

Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Yo momma so fat her belly button's got an echo.

I must admit, I also was expecting a fat joke or three!

I am new to this particular site, but not to the BDSM scene or FetLife - I must admit, I have found some "interesting" people here. I find the comparison with FetLife a little odd though. FL is a social network, not a "find a partner" site. It's like comparing Facebook with PlentyOfFish.
It's too early really for me to judge whether CS is a "fat joke". I think everywhere you will find scams, fakes and idiots. I've certainly come across quite a few in my short time here, but any site which is free to join is naturally going to attract more than a pay site.
As others have said though, you have to give something to receive. I've come across a lot of profiles with no information on them - which is no use to anyone. Almost as bad are the ones which just complain about people or make sweeping generalisations about all men. I have to laugh at the ones that say "If you're x y z you're not a "true" Dom".
That's why the "Hide User" button exists though, right?




butterflyball -> RE: anyone else feel like this is a fat joke? (8/11/2015 12:32:00 AM)

You geet out what you put in. If you announce your presence and expect women to fall at your feet, you're probably going to be disappointed.




Lucylastic -> RE: anyone else feel like this is a fat joke? (8/14/2015 4:44:27 AM)

yo mama is so ugly, even her didldo's need viagra




ResidentSadist -> RE: anyone else feel like this is a fat joke? (8/14/2015 9:25:13 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ChatteParfaitt

Friday fat jokes:

What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.


Somehow that one has eluded me and this is the first time I have seen it. Thank you for the chuckle.




samantharenee812 -> RE: anyone else feel like this is a fat joke? (8/18/2015 7:08:28 PM)

I love a good Yo Momma anything thread. My favorite.




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