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louisboy -> purposely urinating on toilet seat and floor (8/6/2015 2:02:07 PM)

I had a friend, who was bullyish. You got the feeling he was a sick puppy. He would do things to annoy others, but he wouldn't do it to their face. One of the things he did was to purposely urinate all over the toilet, and especially the seat. He usually left a puddle of urine by the wall behind the toilet. He showed me his work a few times and was giddy about it. A few days ago, I happened to use a public bathroom and there was one stall all urinated on-just like he used to do. I immediately thought of him. I'm sorry, there's nobody with that bad of an aim. Thinking back, I've seen the results of that type of behavior several times. Anybody else notice this type of stuff?



Lucylastic -> RE: purposely urinating on toilet seat and floor (8/6/2015 4:17:31 PM)

Pah a beginner, if thats his idea of fun...
But we were all beginners at one ( or two) point.



DerangedUnit -> RE: purposely urinating on toilet seat and floor (8/6/2015 8:42:29 PM)

He might just have reakly bad aim, I had a roommate like that, he was always drunk so he'd just pee all over and his idea of cleaning it up was spraying lysol over it.... after I left he texted me "man I never knew how annoying cleaning the toilet is I have to do it like 3 times a day" ... maybe now he'll learn how to aim



crumpets -> RE: purposely urinating on toilet seat and floor (8/6/2015 11:02:31 PM)

There's this little problem of anatomy that everyone forgets.

For a whole bunch of anatomical reasons, pee doesn't always go where you aim.

Some of those reasons are:
1. It's a slit sometimes, and not a pinhole at the opening (think putting your finger on a garden hose)
2. The pressure changes in unpredictable ways which changes the parabolic arc in similarly unpredictable ways
3. It's clogged sometimes with whatever (yeah, leftover whatever) so it takes a second to blow it out
4. The urethral opening isn't always dead center on the penis (it's like a gun sight which is off kilter sometimes)
5. Stuff splashes (so, what's wet might just be splashes from the water in the bowl)
6. Stuff sprays (the angle of spray is sometimes 30 degrees or more) which means no aim is ever gonna work

And probably a few other reasons.



UllrsIshtar -> RE: purposely urinating on toilet seat and floor (8/6/2015 11:21:03 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: crumpets

There's this little problem of anatomy that everyone forgets.

For a whole bunch of anatomical reasons, pee doesn't always go where you aim.

Some of those reasons are:
1. It's a slit sometimes, and not a pinhole at the opening (think putting your finger on a garden hose)
2. The pressure changes in unpredictable ways which changes the parabolic arc in similarly unpredictable ways
3. It's clogged sometimes with whatever (yeah, leftover whatever) so it takes a second to blow it out
4. The urethral opening isn't always dead center on the penis (it's like a gun sight which is off kilter sometimes)
5. Stuff splashes (so, what's wet might just be splashes from the water in the bowl)
6. Stuff sprays (the angle of spray is sometimes 30 degrees or more) which means no aim is ever gonna work

And probably a few other reasons.


Ok, so granted... there are anatomical problems that leaves one simple question:

If your anatomical problems cause you to make an absolute mess, that wasn't really your fault, do you
A) clean it up
B) leave it for the next person



crumpets -> RE: purposely urinating on toilet seat and floor (8/7/2015 5:49:35 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: UllrsIshtar
If your anatomical problems cause you to make an absolute mess, that wasn't really your fault, do you
A) clean it up
B) leave it for the next person


Fair enough question.



mistressmoira -> RE: purposely urinating on toilet seat and floor (8/7/2015 5:54:05 AM)

Or better still sit down
To pee = no mess
Simples :)



servantforuse -> RE: purposely urinating on toilet seat and floor (8/7/2015 5:57:00 AM)

I sounds to me that he is doing this on purpose. If so he is a complete idiot with the mind of a 9 year old.



louisboy -> RE: purposely urinating on toilet seat and floor (8/7/2015 11:09:55 AM)

No. This wasn't poor aim. He purposely urinated on the seat and the toilet. Plus a wet wall & puddle behind the toilet. He showed me his "work" several times. He was a giggly little kid about it. This was years ago. Long before I knew anything about S&M. Like I said, he gave off the impression that he was a "sick puppy". I could see him getting off by inflicting pain. You know that saying about ' between two consenting adults'. I'm not sure he would have put much stock in that "consenting" part. When I walked into the stall the other day, it was exactly the way he left his calling card. That's why I thought of him.



Lucylastic -> RE: purposely urinating on toilet seat and floor (8/7/2015 11:20:40 AM)

I get peeing on someone....
..a wall...nah, not enough feedback or mutual pleasure.....unless im practising my "standing up to pee" stance...as a "see if I can do it freehand" but I digress...yes there are nasty people in BDSM....but it definitely depends on YOUR own definition of "nasty".
Im glad you came back...I thought it was wank fodder...my bad, I hope:)



MAINEiacMISTRESS -> RE: purposely urinating on toilet seat and floor (8/7/2015 2:20:49 PM)

That sort of behavior would be met with an order to CLEAN IT ALL UP, TOILET SEAT AND ALL...with his TONGUE.



MissKatya -> RE: purposely urinating on toilet seat and floor (8/7/2015 2:59:03 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: louisboy

I had a friend, who was bullyish. You got the feeling he was a sick puppy. He would do things to annoy others, but he wouldn't do it to their face. One of the things he did was to purposely urinate all over the toilet, and especially the seat. He usually left a puddle of urine by the wall behind the toilet. He showed me his work a few times and was giddy about it. A few days ago, I happened to use a public bathroom and there was one stall all urinated on-just like he used to do. I immediately thought of him. I'm sorry, there's nobody with that bad of an aim. Thinking back, I've seen the results of that type of behavior several times. Anybody else notice this type of stuff?


I think you need to find a new friend. This one sounds like a total A-hole.



FelineRanger -> RE: purposely urinating on toilet seat and floor (8/7/2015 3:15:06 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: louisboy

I had a friend, who was bullyish. You got the feeling he was a sick puppy. He would do things to annoy others, but he wouldn't do it to their face.


This is more commonly referred to as a form of passive aggressive behavior, otherwise known as (in the most apropos Yiddish word) a schmuck.



Exidor -> RE: purposely urinating on toilet seat and floor (8/12/2015 5:57:35 AM)

I dunno, I seem to see an awful lot of that sort of thing. Not just missing the fixture, but just peeing all over the floor or wall. I even saw a soggy roll inside one of those clear plastic toilet-paper-defenders that only wants to let you have one sheet of paper at a time. Whoever did that was hung like a porn star, a contortionist, or both.

This sort of thing seems to be most common in restaurants, for some reason.



blinkingblythe -> RE: purposely urinating on toilet seat and floor (1/5/2016 4:31:58 AM)

So how come most men, curcumsized men at least don't get into the habbit of opening the slit at the end of their
penis to make sure it isn't sealed by dry semen
(the cause of the multiple off kilter pee streams) prior to
urinating? Seems like common sense, right?



freedomdwarf1 -> RE: purposely urinating on toilet seat and floor (1/5/2016 5:24:31 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: blinkingblythe

So how come most men, curcumsized men at least don't get into the habbit of opening the slit at the end of their
penis to make sure it isn't sealed by dry semen
(the cause of the multiple off kilter pee streams) prior to
urinating? Seems like common sense, right?

Because the blockage is usually more than a few mm down the tube and completely inaccessible??
It's like asking you women to open your flaps and reach inside to make sure your urethra opening isn't going to cause problems when it gushes past your lips to make a neat/clean squirt where you aim.
For a penis, that opening is usually less than 2-3mm wide at best.
And if you happen to have a foreskin, that can exacerbate the spraying/misdirection problem.
And given the structure of the tube, a lot of men get more than one stream at the same time and often going in completely different directions simultaneously which is not easy to aim or control.

That said, this behaviour doesn't appear to be that sort of problem.




WickedsDesire -> RE: purposely urinating on toilet seat and floor (1/7/2016 8:32:53 AM)

hell I thought i answered this one epochs ago

when I had a drinkee I used to piss on all toilet seats and the floors and walls and ceiling (never did make the ceiling - well almost once)

why?
1 I am clinically insane
2 may i go to your bathroom perhaps it hungers who can say for sure



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