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rosenrye -> Trust me. You're going to want to read this. (8/20/2015 6:38:47 PM)
Sometimes I have entire conversations with my dog in a ridiculously high-pitched voice because I’m convinced he understands me. I have amazing random ideas at least once a day. Only 5% of them are reasonable. When I drive, sometimes I like to make car noises like I’m in NASCAR, when really I’m just trying to get to Hobby Lobby. And, I create entire songs out of less than five words and sing it for hours, horribly off key, when I’m feeling lonely. Anybody still interested? We could be friends, I just know it! In all seriousness, I’m obviously new. I have tried to create the most mind-blowing profile ever to exist, (exaggeration), but if you happen to visit and have any constructive criticism to offer, I’m always receptive. To be honest I’m terrified. I thought I was setting up a profile but all I found were other people’s profiles? Am I really that technologically retarded? Food for thought: What is an avatar? How do I upload a profile pic? Why are size restrictions an issue? ICQ? What is flat style? WTF is a “cookie”? I have contacted support. I don’t want to delete this and try again. Any helpful advice for generation-non-generationals? Would anybody be willing to be my ‘how to work the internet’ mentor? Rosenrye

TNDommeK -> RE: Trust me. You're going to want to read this. (8/20/2015 6:53:30 PM)
Hi rosenrye, aweeeeeeesommmmmeeee intro! welcome to the boards. youre profile is blank though. Maybe you should fill it in with the vanilla you, then the kink you. I dunno, that would draw my attention. Maybe a pic or two. As far as avatar and all that computer talk for this side, good luck! bc I still dont know how to load my avatar with new pics etc. Poise is helpful with that stuff, but I havent seen her around lately. anyhoo, join in the convos. have fun!

DarkSteven -> RE: Trust me. You're going to want to read this. (8/20/2015 6:58:47 PM)
Hi, Rose. I notice that you live in Colorado and love the local BDSM community. By that, I assume you mean the Sanctuary and RACK room? Your profile is fine. Your avatar - I think it's your main pic. To upload a pic, go to the collarme site, and select Edit Profile on the left. Then select Upload Profile Photos - Browse. A cookie is a little bit of info stored on your computer that a server can see. Welcome to the forums!

rosenrye -> RE: Trust me. You're going to want to read this. (8/20/2015 8:16:06 PM)
Did I do this right? The only other option was to respond to myself. You can see why I need help. Maybe I'm not ready. DS, thank for directing me to the other side; I didn't realize that's where I was. Did I say I was into the local community? I don't remember this. I need to figure out how to view what other people see. Is that an option? At any rate, I appreciate you not judging my inadequacies. Thank you for the welcome TND

rosenrye -> RE: Trust me. You're going to want to read this. (8/20/2015 9:35:13 PM)
Ha! My dog's feet. I'm a genius. It's been proven. Please take notice. [sm=cool.gif] (me feeling like I conquered the matrix) Not permanent, I swear.

DarkSteven -> RE: Trust me. You're going to want to read this. (8/20/2015 9:42:14 PM)
Did I do this right? The only other option was to respond to myself. You can see why I need help. Maybe I'm not ready. Nobody pays attention to who you respond to. Collarchat is weird in how it selects who your post is responding to. DS, thank for directing me to the other side; I didn't realize that's where I was. Collarspace is the profile side, where you can read/send mail. Collarchat is the forum side. Did I say I was into the local community? I don't remember this. Your profile says, among other things: Loves: Amusement Parks Antique Shows Flea Markets Garage Sales Museums Renaissance Faires Travel Bicycling Camping Hiking Walking Ass Play Corsets Local BDSM Community Hair Pulling Arcade Games Board Games Card Games Comedy Shows Historical Shows Puzzle Games Intellectual Discourse Writing Classical Music Nineties Music Oldies Rock Music I need to figure out how to view what other people see. Is that an option? Go to one of your posts above, and click on your rosenrye username, on your dog pic, or below that, on the profile button. At any rate, I appreciate you not judging my inadequacies. Why the hell would I do that? I don't want to drive people from the Denver scene. Heck, since you're curious about spanking, you may want to attend the spanking parties I co-organize locally (plug). You're also curious about bondage - there's also a lot of rope bondage here - Rope Bite in downtown Denver, and Denver Bound classes in Thornton. Thank you for the welcome TND You're welcome!

rosenrye -> RE: Trust me. You're going to want to read this. (8/20/2015 9:52:43 PM)
There were so many questions... I'm growing as a profile aware person though. Thank you for the help. Hopefully I can figure out how to write those long thingies on my profile that explain my sordid history for everyone and whatnot. Did I miss that link? There has to be a way, and I'm not dependent on brail even though I'm blind.

ChatteParfaitt -> RE: Trust me. You're going to want to read this. (8/21/2015 5:09:52 AM)
Nice dog feet.

rosenrye -> RE: Trust me. You're going to want to read this. (8/21/2015 6:20:21 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ChatteParfaitt Nice dog feet. Well, that escalated quickly. I suppose I didn't thoroughly think through the consequences of that one. I had to remove it. Thanks for the compliment CP. I spend a lot of money on those feet, and unfortunately, because it got awkward on the profile side, nobody but a select few will ever get to bask in their splendor.

ChatteParfaitt -> RE: Trust me. You're going to want to read this. (8/21/2015 7:40:20 AM)
But I can still bask. As I am. You are a hoot. Welcome to the crazy discussion side. Something tells me you're going to fit right in.

WickedestDesires -> RE: Trust me. You're going to want to read this. (8/21/2015 1:14:24 PM)
My head was assembled incorrectly by a race of rare insane Scottish pixies. And my 3 cats understand ever ramble I have ever made. Trust me. You're going to want to read this. What am I too read. My mind was not blown. Perhaps you could loan you a stick of ACME dynamite, and if you are kindly soul you shall dip it in cheap chardonnay and implant in my brain sprocket as I like a follow through, or the road runner, perhaps a delicious cookie. Welcome to the site. Forum avatars not working methinks therefore the size dilemma is irrelevant and how to resize it for now. Cookie is a sugary delight. Or something that looks at sites you have been on and parameters and any other site you go onto the adverts will be tailored to your search habits

rosenrye -> RE: Trust me. You're going to want to read this. (8/21/2015 4:45:31 PM)
I would be happy to insert a stick of dynamite anywhere you like, though I wouldn't advise handing anyone a weapon and then making suggestions as to where you would like it placed. Thanks for the welcome. I'm sorry you were so disappointed.

samantharenee812 -> RE: Trust me. You're going to want to read this. (8/22/2015 2:13:11 PM)
I would love to be in your mind for even one minute. You are so entertaining!

TNDommeK -> RE: Trust me. You're going to want to read this. (8/22/2015 7:58:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: rosenrye Thank you for the welcome TND Call me K, please. Yea youll definitely do well around here.

rosenrye -> RE: Trust me. You're going to want to read this. (8/22/2015 10:16:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: samantharenee812 I would love to be in your mind for even one minute. You are so entertaining! That sounds dangerous. If we were both in there I might go insane, but thank you. [:)]

rosenrye -> RE: Trust me. You're going to want to read this. (8/22/2015 10:22:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TNDommeK quote: ORIGINAL: rosenrye Thank you for the welcome TND Call me K, please. Yea youll definitely do well around here. I will do so from now on. I hope I didn't offend you with my previous address.

TNDommeK -> RE: Trust me. You're going to want to read this. (8/23/2015 11:21:59 AM)
oh absolutely not, youre fine. Just less formal, it sounds more friendly. :)

Wayward5oul -> RE: Trust me. You're going to want to read this. (8/23/2015 11:38:35 AM)
Welcome to the forum, at the risk of repeating others, great intro! It is a (mostly) friendly and helpful group around here. Don't worry about formalities, you will find just laid back chatting. People are more than willing to help out and offer advice. Good luck!

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