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gooddogbenji -> RE: First Night at a Strip Club (7/17/2006 8:59:25 AM)
Good. Caitlyn, will you marry me? Yours, benji

NakedOnMyChain -> RE: First Night at a Strip Club (7/17/2006 10:29:41 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TreSwank Does anybody else have any insightful stripper facts? Yes. Yes, I do. 1.) If you have anywhere to go for at least three days after going to a strip club, don't let the strippers put their boobs in your face. You will glitter. It will not wash off. You will be finding shiny little specks in places that shiny little specks shouldn't be. 2.) All strippers smell the same. They all wear that overpowering Cotton Candy kids perfume that you get from K-Mart, and they brush on the baby powder way too strong (it keeps their sweat from showing). 3.) If the strippers walk around asking for tips, and then later ask you for money to play their next dance song on the jukebox, you are not in a classy establishment. 4.) Apparently it costs $160 dollars to be able to finger a stipper during your lap dance. That's how much one pathetic guy I know paid. The girl wasn't even hot, either, and it was a VERY cheap place. So sad.

LaTigresse -> RE: First Night at a Strip Club (7/17/2006 11:24:46 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji Is it wrong to fall in love with a fellow sub? Yours, benji Some lucky Dom/Domme will consider that a twofer!!!

LaTigresse -> RE: First Night at a Strip Club (7/17/2006 11:32:01 AM)
My first experience with a strip club was rather.......interesting......only a few years ago (I had a sheltered first 35) the girl I was seeing decided I needed to experience this sort of evening entertainment. Granted it was a very nice upscale and pricy place but the women were all quite attractive and smelled not of cotton candy or skanky sweat.......cringing. I learned several things that night. Most female strippers appear to be at minimum bi-sexual. Most female strippers love women clientele and are quite "attentive" to said female clientele. ALL men just LOVE seeing female clientele get said "attention". Strippers love that male clientele love it therefor making them ALOT more money and keeping female strippers, female clientele interested in female bodies and male clientele happy for most of the evening and..... a few.........on into the next morning[:D]

Arpig -> RE: First Night at a Strip Club (7/18/2006 9:25:59 AM)
Wow Tre, what astounds me is that you managed to get to the age of 22, not only without visiting a strip club, but also without realising they are sleazy & tawdry and a rip-off...well done!! Now that you have caught up with the rest of the world, what's next? Porn theatres? (hint...they are NOT clean).

enigmabrat -> RE: First Night at a Strip Club (7/18/2006 9:42:29 AM)
Iv never been to s trip club... but i am finding I like Tweswank less and less with every post he makes... and i takes a lot to make me not like you soo congrats treswank

yourMissTress -> RE: First Night at a Strip Club (7/18/2006 12:22:13 PM)
Ok, since LT shared her first time, I will too. An upscale strip club in My hometown (there are two in town so very upscale=the less skanky of the two) serves lunch on Fridays. One or two Fridays a month everyone from My office would go for lunch. On one particular Friday there was a young lady hanging upside down from a pole and sliding down very slowly and deliberately. Suddenly she screamed, her legs parted and she fell to the floor landing on her head and shoulder breaking her collar bone. What, you ask, caused her to scream and part her legs? ..... The friction from the pole ripped out her clit piercing.

LaTigresse -> RE: First Night at a Strip Club (7/18/2006 12:40:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: yourMissTress Ok, since LT shared her first time, I will too. An upscale strip club in My hometown (there are two in town so very upscale=the less skanky of the two) serves lunch on Fridays. One or two Fridays a month everyone from My office would go for lunch. On one particular Friday there was a young lady hanging upside down from a pole and sliding down very slowly and deliberately. Suddenly she screamed, her legs parted and she fell to the floor landing on her head and shoulder breaking her collar bone. What, you ask, caused her to scream and part her legs? ..... The friction from the pole ripped out her clit piercing. Oh ouch............crossing legs

WayWardSoul -> RE: First Night at a Strip Club (7/18/2006 12:41:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TreSwank I'm sure that there are quite a few "decent" strippers out there who aren't the stereotypical gals from bad socio-economic conditions that date felons, snort copious amounts of the white stuff, and can justify grinding their bodies against sweaty truckers by having hearts of gold...............but they certainly weren't present that night. Usually, I tend to be one of the sweetist, most empathetic, loving boys on the block, but the downright nasty, unpolished, fetid, drug-addled skankiness of these women took away any of the pleasure that I thought was supposed to be associated with a strip-joint. Being the dirty skanks that they were, they might have, at least, made things better by throwing in a complimentary handjob. Well this sweaty Trucker will tell you to think with your head on your shoulders and not the BB in your pants and common sense would kick in.

Evanesce -> RE: First Night at a Strip Club (7/18/2006 2:47:05 PM)
quote: 3.) If the strippers walk around asking for tips, and then later ask you for money to play their next dance song on the jukebox, you are not in a classy establishment. And if they ask you to buy them a drink, odds are they're drinking watered-down Coke, and you're paying $10 for it. In my younger days, I was a bartender in a strip joint near Houston. The place was a dump, and every girl (I say girl, but most of 'em looked older than I am now!) in the place spent the majority of her night hitting the customers up for drinks, or soliciting their bodies. When a customer ordered a drink, I was instructed to serve the girl a half water-half coke "beverage" and garnish it with a squeeze of lime so it'd look like it might actually be a real drink. This made the men believe they could actually get the girl drunk enough to go home with them. Thus, they spent more money. I couldn't believe that ploy actually worked!

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