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First Night at a Strip Club - 7/17/2006 1:44:36 AM   
TreSwank


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Status: offline 		     I cannot believe that my friend dragged me along to this cheesy, alcohol-fueled, flesh exhibit.  Don't get me wrong-Treswank was very excited about visiting his first strip club, but this experience turned out to be one big stinker! 
Apparently, in the pseudo-liberal shithole that most of us know as Connecticut, women can't take their bottoms off in adult-venues that serve alcohol.  I sure as hell didn't know that, before I asked a seemingly coke-addled "Sapphire" (yes, they've all got cheesy fucking stage names) to show me her snapper.  That, by itself, put me in one foul mood. 
     The second big letdown of the night was an argument that I had with a bitchy, twenty-something hussy by the name of "Honey".  When she sat down in the seat adjacent to mine at one corner of the stage, I made eye contact and gave her my signature, disarming and charmingly boyish smile, just like any other nice, all-American guy would do.  Little did I know that the unscrupulous broad would take it as a sign to attack.
       "You've got a cute little smile", she said on the approach.  Amazed at her lack of orginality and the stifling odor of stripper sweat drifting off of her body, I just replied with a casual "I know".  "Would you like a private dance?" she asked me, with a disgustingly feigned deferential air.  It turned out, upon further interrogation, that these so-called private dances (lap dances in popular lingo) cost thirty bucks, and consist of a three or four minute grind session. 
  "Can I at least get a finger or two up in there for thirty bucks?".....................................I knew that she'd say no, but I wanted to gauge her reaction.  My friend seemed to be a little bit taken aback by my insolence ("That's not cool, man"), but I wasn't ready to stop anytime soon.  "You mean to tell me, woman, that you'll dance show me your tits for a George Washington, but I have to pay THIRTY DOLLARS for a grind-session, and you won't even let me use my fingers?" 
I've NEVER seen such a slutty looking stranger get so riled up in my life.  What's even worse, is that the goddamn bouncer (one big, italian looking, son of a bitch) asked my friend and I to leave, after "Honey" had called me a "fucking asshole", and a"smart-ass little queer."  What a fitting way to end the night.  At least TreSwank learned a few good lessons from his stripper fiasco:

     1. Strippers enjoy shitty, maudlin R&B music and hip hop that would make   anyone with good taste dry-heave in the nearest bathroom.

      2.  After being asked if I "partied" three or four times in a row, I realized that strippers LOVE cocaine.

      3.  I DO NOT get along with strippers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Does anybody else have any insightful stripper facts?

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RE: First Night at a Strip Club - 7/17/2006 1:57:25 AM   
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RE: First Night at a Strip Club - 7/17/2006 4:11:49 AM   
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Status: offline 		Back in the days when I was part owner of Xcitement Boston, a magazine about the sexually oriented businesses in and around the city, I got to know a number of strippers. In generally, they are pretty nice people making a living in a highly regulated business.  They generally make good money, but it's been my observation that they earn every penny of it and the OP is a pretty good illustration why.

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RE: First Night at a Strip Club - 7/17/2006 4:37:54 AM   
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Status: offline 		     I'm sure that there are quite a few "decent" strippers out there who aren't the stereotypical gals from bad socio-economic conditions that date felons, snort copious amounts of the white stuff, and can justify grinding their bodies against sweaty truckers by having hearts of gold...............but they certainly weren't present that night. 
    Usually, I tend to be one of the sweetist, most empathetic, loving boys on the block, but the downright nasty, unpolished, fetid, drug-addled skankiness of these women took away any of the pleasure that I thought was supposed to be associated with a strip-joint. Being the dirty skanks that they were, they might have, at least, made things better by throwing in a complimentary handjob. 

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RE: First Night at a Strip Club - 7/17/2006 4:56:31 AM   
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Status: offline 		Oh TreSwak, why did you have to trip my trigger this damn early in the morning.

I know some one quite close to me that ended up having to strip for a living, her 6.00 an hour job just wasn't feeding her two unmentionables. She did it to get herself out of the hole so she could give the mentioned 2 a home to live in. It is by far a degrading job to have to grind it night by night to every tom dick and harry. But sometimes a woman has to do what she has to do.  She doesn't strip anymore....it damn near destroyed her. She had to often get half way drunk just to get through the long night.

Its illegal to touch a dancer in any sexual way. Not only would it cost her her job, but could also cost the club to shut down.  If you wanted to finger a swat....call a hooker. The bouncer had every right to boot your ass out of the club.

Now be a good boy and stop stirring up trouble....k?

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RE: First Night at a Strip Club - 7/17/2006 5:09:18 AM   
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Status: offline 		      I certainly admire your spirited defense of a rather unfortunate woman, but let me posit that, from what I've read on the subject of adult entertainers, it seems as if most of these young women aren't the economically strapped single mothers or unlucky broads who get thrown into a tight spot, where the only alternative is to take off their clothes for cash.  Most of these women are probably doing it out of avarice, or to pay for their raging cocaine/crystal meth habits.

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RE: First Night at a Strip Club - 7/17/2006 5:22:30 AM   
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RE: First Night at a Strip Club - 7/17/2006 5:31:53 AM   
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Status: offline 		Ok.. well.. I can recall my first (and only so far) night at a strip club...and I crack up!

Had 4 girls to myself at my table...lots of attention.. got drunk off my rear end.. and it only cost me $350 for the night....

It was a night I will never forget.. I got 3 phone numbers (and yes it was their's because I "tested" them to make sure I input it right in my phone book) and one address... Never took them up on it as I am NOT bisexual... but I sure had alot of  memories and it was a blast!

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RE: First Night at a Strip Club - 7/17/2006 5:47:59 AM   
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RE: First Night at a Strip Club - 7/17/2006 7:01:45 AM   
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RE: First Night at a Strip Club - 7/17/2006 7:11:44 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: TreSwank
Does anybody else have any insightful stripper facts?


It's all about supply and demand.  It's all about fantasy.  It's kind of like buying something from a TV infomercial, it all wonderful expectation until reality hits you when you get it.  

Men's testosterone surges pay their bills.

(Yes, women have testosterone also, but we just handle it better :).


What exactly WERE you expecting??  Complain to the owner like any other consumer of a product. if you are disappointed.  Fat lotta good we can do for you :/

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RE: First Night at a Strip Club - 7/17/2006 7:17:04 AM   
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Status: offline 		It was meant more as a little bit of amusing invective, than a pure, cut and dry complaint.

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RE: First Night at a Strip Club - 7/17/2006 7:25:17 AM   
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Status: offline 		Believe me, caitlyn.........................I am nowhere near finished. This ego extends for miles outside of TreSwank's body, and rips away at anything it finds undesirable:  flowers wilt in it's path, animals go haywire on their chains, families argue and break apart, and the fabric of reality gets shredded all to hell.  Insults only strengthen TreSwank's resolve to call the shots like he sees them.

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RE: First Night at a Strip Club - 7/17/2006 7:42:00 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LotusSong


Men's testosterone surges pay their bills.

(Yes, women have testosterone also, but we just handle it better :).



I dont think I handled it better.. Just got drunker and spent wayyyy more money than I should have (and yes.. I know there are 12 step programs for these things.. but hell.. what fun is that??)

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Believe me, caitlyn.........................I am nowhere near finished. This ego extends for miles outside of TreSwank's body, and rips away at anything it finds undesirable:  flowers wilt in it's path, animals go haywire on their chains, families argue and break apart, and the fabric of reality gets shredded all to hell.  Insults only strengthen TreSwank's resolve to call the shots like he sees them.


TreSwank... I think I am beginning to like you dude!

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RE: First Night at a Strip Club - 7/17/2006 8:01:33 AM   
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Status: offline 		Oh, I see the problem.  You expected something for nothing, a sad commentary on a significant portion of this population.  You were in a business; they sell certain things; you wanted an illegal service and you wanted it for free; now you are upset.  [sad shake of head]

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RE: First Night at a Strip Club - 7/17/2006 8:14:11 AM   
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    You are a writer!
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RE: First Night at a Strip Club - 7/17/2006 8:40:29 AM   
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I wrote three responses to this putz but gave up, yours is perfect.

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RE: First Night at a Strip Club - 7/17/2006 8:46:13 AM   
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RE: First Night at a Strip Club - 7/17/2006 8:54:21 AM   
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If you worked a little harder, you could make it just a little more embarrassing to be a person of our generation, on this board.



Is it wrong to fall in love with a fellow sub?

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RE: First Night at a Strip Club - 7/17/2006 8:56:29 AM   
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ORIGINAL: caitlyn

If you worked a little harder, you could make it just a little more embarrassing to be a person of our generation, on this board.



Is it wrong to fall in love with a fellow sub?

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Nope

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