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LookieNoNookie -> I wanna talk about sex (8/31/2015 10:43:09 PM)
Sex......lots of sex. Multiple sex. Gargantuan sex. Big sex. Sex that hasn't been discussed (ever). Monster sex. Sex bigger than you've ever considered. Sex that your mother has told you....."DON'T EVER HAVE THAT KIND OF SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sex on wheels. Sex without debate. Sex with people you're sure you should NEVER have sex with (but you know you want to). Or....I could just read a book.

ResidentSadist -> RE: I wanna talk about sex (8/31/2015 11:33:11 PM)
Sex that your mother has told you....."DON'T EVER HAVE THAT KIND OF SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" My mother was very liberal, in the lifestyle and wrote a book about living out sexual fantasies. If I had the kind of sex my mother has told me never to have, it would hurt my back or worse. I am having my 60th birthday this year, I don't want it to be my last. I have to pass.

ShaharThorne -> RE: I wanna talk about sex (9/1/2015 6:57:54 AM)
So monkey bar sex is out of the picture..

Zonie63 -> RE: I wanna talk about sex (9/1/2015 9:47:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie Sex......lots of sex. Multiple sex. Gargantuan sex. Big sex. Sex that hasn't been discussed (ever). Monster sex. Sex bigger than you've ever considered. What about sex in outer space? Or sex with aliens? Here's an interesting legal question I saw on one of the Trek boards recently: If you have sex with an alien, would that be considered bestiality? The consensus of opinion was that it would not be, assuming the aliens are sentient beings. Even androids might be considered sentient. Perhaps as AI gets more sophisticated and possibly even self-aware and sentient, then even sex robots might say no. All these guys putting all their hopes into building the perfect sex robot may ultimately reach a dead end when they find that even the robot doesn't want them. [;)]

sunshinemiss -> RE: I wanna talk about sex (9/1/2015 10:13:30 AM)
You could combine the two and read the Joy of Sex.

RDa -> RE: I wanna talk about sex (9/1/2015 11:47:49 AM)
You might wish, out of compassion, to consider the possibility that the alien might get into trouble with Hizzer community about the bestiality question.

DesFIP -> RE: I wanna talk about sex (9/1/2015 1:30:11 PM)
If it isn't like a rock star's bus, then sex on wheels isn't okay by me. Because you should be wearing your seat belt. If the car is parked, then it's all good. My mother was well known for her nude sand sculptures. so I can't imagine her ever prohibiting most sex. Stds aside.

NorthernGent -> RE: I wanna talk about sex (9/1/2015 2:10:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie Sex that hasn't been discussed (ever). On a tightrope 3,000 feet above a South American jungle, 6 participants all banned from ever having sex again so a no half measures now or never, do or die affair? 5 women, 1 man, none of the women can lay claim to any tightrope walking skills and all are prone to epileptic fits?

PeonForHer -> RE: I wanna talk about sex (9/1/2015 3:54:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss You could combine the two and read the Joy of Sex. Nup. I can't grow a decent beard and none of the women I've ever bonked have ever had luxuriantly bushy armpits or bifkins so hairy they could accommodate a small ecosystem. Idealistic sex that can't happen in practice.

LookieNoNookie -> RE: I wanna talk about sex (9/2/2015 7:05:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NorthernGent quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie Sex that hasn't been discussed (ever). On a tightrope 3,000 feet above a South American jungle, 6 participants all banned from ever having sex again so a no half measures now or never, do or die affair? 5 women, 1 man, none of the women can lay claim to any tightrope walking skills and all are prone to epileptic fits? THIS is good!!!!!!! (I'm not even sure what he just said but.....it sounds MAJOR chaotic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

thompsonx -> RE: I wanna talk about sex (9/7/2015 8:52:26 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Zonie63 quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie Sex......lots of sex. Multiple sex. Gargantuan sex. Big sex. Sex that hasn't been discussed (ever). Monster sex. Sex bigger than you've ever considered. What about sex in outer space? Or sex with aliens? Here's an interesting legal question I saw on one of the Trek boards recently: If you have sex with an alien, would that be considered bestiality? The consensus of opinion was that it would not be, assuming the aliens are sentient beings. Even androids might be considered sentient. Perhaps as AI gets more sophisticated and possibly even self-aware and sentient, then even sex robots might say no. All these guys putting all their hopes into building the perfect sex robot may ultimately reach a dead end when they find that even the robot doesn't want them. [;)] Along those lines there was the star treck episode where a character played by bebe newith figured out that the Rikker character was not from her planet and wants to have sex with him so she can have an alien baby. Another would be hinelien's book "friday". Friday is the name of the female ap(artificial person) in his story.

Hillwilliam -> RE: I wanna talk about sex (9/7/2015 9:02:21 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: thompsonx quote: ORIGINAL: Zonie63 quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie Sex......lots of sex. Multiple sex. Gargantuan sex. Big sex. Sex that hasn't been discussed (ever). Monster sex. Sex bigger than you've ever considered. What about sex in outer space? Or sex with aliens? Here's an interesting legal question I saw on one of the Trek boards recently: If you have sex with an alien, would that be considered bestiality? The consensus of opinion was that it would not be, assuming the aliens are sentient beings. Even androids might be considered sentient. Perhaps as AI gets more sophisticated and possibly even self-aware and sentient, then even sex robots might say no. All these guys putting all their hopes into building the perfect sex robot may ultimately reach a dead end when they find that even the robot doesn't want them. [;)] Along those lines there was the star treck episode where a character played by bebe newith figured out that the Rikker character was not from her planet and wants to have sex with him so she can have an alien baby. Another would be hinelien's book "friday". Friday is the name of the female ap(artificial person) in his story. Off the topic. Thompson. how the hell are ya and how did you not get caught up in 'the purge'.

Spiritedsub2 -> RE: I wanna talk about sex (9/7/2015 9:15:18 AM)
So many people are posting again, people no one even knew got banned. It seems possible they did a sort of blanket un-banning after the last mod exodus. I'm glad to see them/you back :)

Hillwilliam -> RE: I wanna talk about sex (9/7/2015 9:28:54 AM)
ty ss. I don't think there was a blanket unbanning as I have spoken to a few who had to contact support once they found out that 3 was gone.

kallisto -> RE: I wanna talk about sex (9/7/2015 1:05:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2 So many people are posting again, people no one even knew got banned. I'm glad to see them/you back :) I've got to get out more ... I had no idea. Me toooooo!!!!! [:)]

thompsonx -> RE: I wanna talk about sex (9/7/2015 1:08:32 PM)
quote: Off the topic. Thompson. how the hell are ya and how did you not get caught up in 'the purge'. Peep this. I went into the perminant penality box for the third time on april 20, 2015...4:20[;)]. I got a note from admin this morning telling me to clear my cookies and reboot and sign in....ta...daaaaaaa. I am wondering if there are punkassmotherfuckers out there that I have yet to piss off? I have noted that the number of active posters across the board represented nothing more than "stems and seeds".(in the vernacular so to speak).. I have counted more than a dozen returnees in just the past few hours. Perhaps there is hope for this ostentatious and meritricious bitch...maybe...just maybe she can lift herself phoenix like from the smoldering ashes we are standing in.

tj444 -> RE: I wanna talk about sex (9/7/2015 1:29:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: thompsonx quote: Off the topic. Thompson. how the hell are ya and how did you not get caught up in 'the purge'. Peep this. I went into the perminant penality box for the third time on april 20, 2015...4:20[;)]. I got a note from admin this morning telling me to clear my cookies and reboot and sign in....ta...daaaaaaa. I am wondering if there are punkassmotherfuckers out there that I have yet to piss off? I have noted that the number of active posters across the board represented nothing more than "stems and seeds".(in the vernacular so to speak).. I have counted more than a dozen returnees in just the past few hours. Perhaps there is hope for this ostentatious and meritricious bitch...maybe...just maybe she can lift herself phoenix like from the smoldering ashes we are standing in. I did not know about the amount of banning that went on, I just thought everyone was pssed off & jumped ship.. we shall see how it goes.. I think I shall stay safe and sound and watch from the bleachers tho.. [sm=popcorn.gif]

Hillwilliam -> RE: I wanna talk about sex (9/7/2015 2:01:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tj444 quote: ORIGINAL: thompsonx quote: Off the topic. Thompson. how the hell are ya and how did you not get caught up in 'the purge'. Peep this. I went into the perminant penality box for the third time on april 20, 2015...4:20[;)]. I got a note from admin this morning telling me to clear my cookies and reboot and sign in....ta...daaaaaaa. I am wondering if there are punkassmotherfuckers out there that I have yet to piss off? I have noted that the number of active posters across the board represented nothing more than "stems and seeds".(in the vernacular so to speak).. I have counted more than a dozen returnees in just the past few hours. Perhaps there is hope for this ostentatious and meritricious bitch...maybe...just maybe she can lift herself phoenix like from the smoldering ashes we are standing in. I did not know about the amount of banning that went on, I just thought everyone was pssed off & jumped ship.. we shall see how it goes.. I think I shall stay safe and sound and watch from the bleachers tho.. [sm=popcorn.gif] Pretty much anyone that a certain person whined about got banned. The 'official reason' for my banning was a post I made urging everyone to follow the WRITTEN TOS because censuring someone for things that were not against TOS was like playing Calvinball. If they wanted to change TOS, just do it in writing. POOF, I was banned.

LookieNoNookie -> RE: I wanna talk about sex (9/7/2015 4:28:13 PM)
It always declines into....other.

thompsonx -> RE: I wanna talk about sex (9/7/2015 6:04:25 PM)
quote: we shall see how it goes.. I think I shall stay safe and sound and watch from the bleachers tho.. You were one of the "stems and seeds" that kept it alive in our absence. Thank you.

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