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Help! Benji is bored! - 7/17/2006 10:02:56 AM   
twicehappy


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Status: offline 		Help! I just read a post from benji stating he is bored!

Come on now all you collarme lovely ladies let's pitch in and come up with some ideas to keep the pup occupied before he pees on the floor.

Good pup, that's it get a little closer to your computer screen, nooo...... that is not a rolled up newspaper in my hands.....

Quick, now we have him, get him girls.....

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RE: Help! Benji is bored! - 7/17/2006 10:04:57 AM   
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Status: offline 		OMG>.. lighting candles and saying prayers in every language to every god known to man and woman that this thread does NOT get out of hand.. and yet.. realizing the futility of it all as I am doing it!

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RE: Help! Benji is bored! - 7/17/2006 10:07:01 AM   
twicehappy


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Status: offline 		But it must, how else can we keep the lonesome bored critter busy?


By now he tail must be sagging, his ears are droppy, poor pup.

Won't somebody torment him so we keep the cm mascot and jester?

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RE: Help! Benji is bored! - 7/17/2006 10:18:08 AM   
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RE: Help! Benji is bored! - 7/17/2006 10:42:33 AM   
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Status: offline 		Maybe we need to get him another puppy to play with? I read once that dog owners should keep them in pairs so they don't get lonely.

Benji you can potty on my leg anytime.


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RE: Help! Benji is bored! - 7/17/2006 10:47:55 AM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		dearest benji.....come to the farm..........we need rain and I am tired of watering plants, shrubs and trees......leg lifting puppy heaven..........I have a whole kiddie pool of fresh water (I promise I was clean when I frolicked in it yesterday) to keep you well fueled. 

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RE: Help! Benji is bored! - 7/17/2006 10:53:42 AM   
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Status: offline 		Yes, he must be bored... he even posted a topic on a forum..now he is running havoc all over the place.
 
*whistles*  "here little doggy..a brand new chew toy for you..that should keep you busy for a few minutes*

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RE: Help! Benji is bored! - 7/17/2006 12:34:56 PM   
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Status: offline 		a bored benji is lots of trouble

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RE: Help! Benji is bored! - 7/17/2006 12:49:34 PM   
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Status: offline 		I'm going with the obvious....give him a bitch in heat!

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RE: Help! Benji is bored! - 7/17/2006 5:52:24 PM   
twicehappy


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Status: offline 		Ok, so do we start a thread advertising for one?



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RE: Help! Benji is bored! - 7/17/2006 6:11:46 PM   
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RE: Help! Benji is bored! - 7/17/2006 6:58:22 PM   
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Status: offline 		Domme bitch hmmmmm, well, maybe I should leave that one alone, chuckles.

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RE: Help! Benji is bored! - 7/17/2006 7:00:49 PM   
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Status: offline 		He'd be a great practice target for my Lariat loops....
I've been told Dog's and Short People disapear when I try to throw.

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RE: Help! Benji is bored! - 7/17/2006 7:04:11 PM   
HouseofBear


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RE: Help! Benji is bored! - 7/17/2006 7:51:22 PM   
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*hides her 4'10" shortlyness from Q*

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RE: Help! Benji is bored! - 7/17/2006 10:56:12 PM   
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I can't believe that no one has said this yet.. but the obvious answer is ...


neuter.



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RE: Help! Benji is bored! - 7/18/2006 5:14:47 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: BitaTruble


I can't believe that no one has said this yet.. but the obvious answer is ...

neuter.


ROFLMMFAO............ i think the pup just remembered a ball he buried in the yard and has slunk out to play with it.

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RE: Help! Benji is bored! - 7/18/2006 5:34:21 AM   
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Status: offline 		Im bored

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RE: Help! Benji is bored! - 7/18/2006 8:18:08 AM   
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Status: offline 		I have Milk-Bone doggie biscuits and Bacon Bits at my house - I am thought transferring them to you right now, benji! (close your eyes). Enjoy!

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RE: Help! Benji is bored! - 7/18/2006 8:34:06 AM   
sleazybutterfly


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Status: offline 		Hmmm.... we could play ring toss with his tail.
 
*takes a butt plug with a wire on it..sticks it in (you know where) attaches to tail to keep it nice and stiff......
 
*hands Bratling the first ring....
 
Here ya go, Bratling..now you can both be not bored...

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