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Most Embarassing Moment - 7/17/2006 10:36:21 AM   
juliaoceania


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Status: offline 		What is your most embarassing moment? Or are you too embarassed to share it?...smiles.

Mine is this:

I went to a department store to shop for several things, one of which was a bra. I wear an uncommon size so I often have to look by size instead of bra type. I am rumaging through all the bras and looking by the tag the lingerie saleslady asks if I need help. I tell her what size I wear so she is helping me look. I cannot find any type I liked in my size, so I thanked her and walked away.

About 10 minutes later this voice sounds over the store loudspeaker... "Will the lady with the bra size (insert size here) please come to the Lingerie Department". So I walk back to find this nice saleslady went in the back and found other bras for me... I just wish she hadn't been so vocal about it.. it was quite odd being paged by my breast size... what's your story?

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RE: Most Embarassing Moment - 7/17/2006 10:38:37 AM   
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Status: offline 		Wow.. this is a hard one.. it truly is difficult to embarrass me..I have no shame...let me think on this.

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RE: Most Embarassing Moment - 7/17/2006 10:52:02 AM   
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ORIGINAL: juliaoceania

About 10 minutes later this voice sounds over the store loudspeaker... "Will the lady with the bra size (insert size here) please come to the Lingerie Department". So I walk back to find this nice saleslady went in the back and found other bras for me... I just wish she hadn't been so vocal about it.. it was quite odd being paged by my breast size


Now, that all depends if you were answering the page to  Shouts and evious congratulations... or mutterings of "well, bless her heart, the poor thing" :)

((Hugs)) just couldn't resist
(well, I could have..but what fun is that!)

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RE: Most Embarassing Moment - 7/17/2006 10:59:15 AM   
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Status: offline 		humm, well i took the wife to fisherman's warf in monterey ca, she had a long wrap skirt on nice florial blouse gatere belt stockings no panties, well i inadvertently steped on her skirt and it came untied and droped to the ground amoungst a crowd of people, that had to be embarrising for her.

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RE: Most Embarassing Moment - 7/17/2006 11:02:21 AM   
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ORIGINAL: pantyslave101

humm, well i took the wife to fisherman's warf in monterey ca, she had a long wrap skirt on nice florial blouse gatere belt stockings no panties, well i inadvertently steped on her skirt and it came untied and droped to the ground amoungst a crowd of people, that had to be embarrising for her.


OMG that is much worse than mine

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RE: Most Embarassing Moment - 7/17/2006 11:40:00 AM   
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Status: offline 		Ah, this story is so infamous in my family circle that it has its own name, "The Dairy Queen Incident."  Here's the short version.

On my 16th birthday my Granny and Granddad took me to Dairy Queen for lunch.  I had to pee pretty bad after downing copious amounts of cola and slushie, so sauntered back to the fairly gross bathrooms at the back of the shop and set about my business.  When I finished, I washed my hands, unlocked the door, and tried to open it, only to realize it wouldn't open.  (Keep in mind, at this point in my life I was pretty darn claustrophobic.)  I began to panic while trying to yank the door open, and started to scream.  My Granny, Granddad, and several employees came running.  Eventually a manager was brought over with bathroom keys.  It was then that I realized I was just turning the knob the wrong way.  Go me.

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RE: Most Embarassing Moment - 7/17/2006 12:04:21 PM   
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Status: offline 		In highschool i had a new top i wanted to show to my friends.  I quickly undid the buttons on my jacket so i could show it off.  I unfortunately forgot i had not buttoned the jacket and flashed the entire hallway.  Dang does that count as exhibitionist? lol

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RE: Most Embarassing Moment - 7/17/2006 12:08:32 PM   
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Status: offline 		I was going to an upscale dining resturant with my father downtown (very large city). So, I was dressed to the max and was quite proud of my flowing dress, etc. On the sidewalks were these in-ground grids that I thought were QUITE harmless until...I walked over one that was blowing enough air from the buttom that my dress went straight over my head, covering my face. I stood there like an idiot (not bothering to figure out it was a simply matter of moving away from the grid)...and struggled to hold my dress DOWN. The city block must have gotten a real show....I was humbled forever.
PS. Of course I made jokes about the whole Marilyn Monroe aspect of it...difference was, the dress didn't fly over her head!


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RE: Most Embarassing Moment - 7/17/2006 12:09:48 PM   
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Status: offline 		omg all these stories are too funny, I am  soooo glad I started this thread..it is making me laugh

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RE: Most Embarassing Moment - 7/17/2006 1:11:05 PM   
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Status: offline 		I was at Disneyworld on business a few years ago & decided to play golf on one of their courses. The Pro asked if I minded being paired with another single & I agreed. When I got to the starter I found it was a young woman who was a bikini-model at Disney for a photo shoot. I was quite taken with her beauty & as cool as I could be stepped to the first tee, addressed the ball & promptly wiffed with my driver, something I have never done before or since.

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RE: Most Embarassing Moment - 7/17/2006 2:55:15 PM   
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Status: offline 		Some years ago, I was visiting friends in Philly, PA and we went to a movie.  We arrived when the lights had already gone down, it was very dark and me being one with not so good vision was feeling my way around on some seats.  Well, I got to this one seat and just kept grabbing at the seat cause it didn't feel right, finally I turned around to check it and the gentleman seated in it gave me the strangest (not sure if it was pleasure or pain, I was grabbing at his crotch) look.  Needless to say my companions were hysterical with laughter as I ran halfway across the movie theather to find someplace to hide in shame.  Thank goodness the guy didn't scream that he was being attacked.

Then there was that time I farted when I was queening a lovely young man. 

Rosa

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RE: Most Embarassing Moment - 7/17/2006 3:09:09 PM   
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Status: offline 		Years ago, I was goingout clubbing with a friend of mine. It was winter time and when I arrived at her house to pick her up, I asked her if she had any chapstick I could use, as my lips were dry and sore. She handed me a generic tube of lip balm and I slathered my lips with it, even went above the lip line cuz the skin was cracked and dry.
When we got to the club, I was getting lots and lots of looks and stares from people. I was pretty damn pleased with myself.. looking hot enough to get all these wanton glances......UNTIL I went to the ladies room. My dear friend had given me tinted lip balm. My lips and the stache area were a dark crimson bronze color. I looked like a 2 bit whore, just after blowing the local football team.
I came out of the ladies room with the look of a murderer on my face and went over to my friend and broke out into hysterical laughter. I still wonder how she kept a straight face between the time I put it on and I figured it out.

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RE: Most Embarassing Moment - 7/17/2006 3:17:32 PM   
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Status: offline 		When my son was little I let him use face paint on my face and we would take turns, putting it on each other.  My husband(at the time) called and told me to go to the store for something he needed.  So, I grabbed my son and got in the car, went grocery shopping, went to the post office, and when I got home I chatted with a neighbor in the yard for awhile.  When I went inside and passed a mirror, well, you can imagine the horror on my face....I was painted up with blues, greens, yellows..my face was covered.  No one cracked a smile at the store, or even my neighbor...but I stood there laughing so hard at myself looking in the mirror.

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RE: Most Embarassing Moment - 7/17/2006 3:26:00 PM   
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Status: offline 		OMG that happened slightly with my mom. My sister painted her face as she was starting to go to sleep and take a nap, the doorbell rang and she got up and answered it like that...smiles


I have another embarassing moment...

My son was so well potty trained he refused to go potty outside, which was real annoying when you take tykes on nature hikes and spend a lot of time outdoors without bathrooms. He wasn't even three yet, but I finally had him to the point where he would go outside, and I took him to a crowded beach with restrooms near by. Right in front of everyone he pulls out his hose and takes a leak... I coulda died!

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RE: Most Embarassing Moment - 7/17/2006 3:44:43 PM   
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Was dating a lass and had parked the Landrover in a clearing well off the road so we could have a good bonking session. She was nakid and needed to pee. Off she went and squatted a little way off in front of the vehicle. Accidently I hit the wrong switch with my elbow and fired up the battery of heavy duty spotlights so whe was illuminated mid pee like a stadium... There sounded her scream of horror drowned out by the honking of several hormes and cheers from other cars nearby which we had no idea were there...... Sex was off the menue that night as her brother and his GF were the ones cheering the loudest....

The other one happened to me when out in the scrub. I left the tent and staggered to a bush to take a leak.... Big Hairy was released and a steady stream issued forth. A spluttering and cursing errupted from in front of me. Another couple were fucking like rabbits when I accidently pissed on them......... These days I use the maglite to check where I'm aiming at.....

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RE: Most Embarassing Moment - 7/17/2006 3:49:23 PM   
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Status: offline 		I was playing the drinking game, Quarters with my boyfriend and his best friend. Both were very hot guys and I was young and easily embarrassed. They kept winning and making me drink the beer. I could feel my need to burp but of course wasn't going to do that in front of these two HOT guys. So I held it in....... and held it in........ and held it in..........until........suddenly....out of my control......a massive amount of beer foam came spewing out of my mouth and onto the table.

These two HOT guys fell out of their chairs laughing so hard and I locked myself in the bathroom praying that the floor would open up and swallow me. I stayed in there for almost an hour before the boyfriend could coax me out. His friend couldn't look at me again..........ever.........without laughing his ass off.

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RE: Most Embarassing Moment - 7/17/2006 5:26:07 PM   
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Status: offline 		About twenty years ago I was in a department store at a perfume counter buying my "signature" after shave "Drakkar"
The sales lady was talking to a co-worker about doing something after work and said; "I get off in ten minutes."
For whatever reason I just blurted out; "It takes me longer than that!"

Sheesh!!!!

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RE: Most Embarassing Moment - 7/17/2006 5:37:19 PM   
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