LookieNoNookie
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Joined: 8/9/2008 Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: LuminousFire I have no idea what you are on about with your fragmented malarkey - and I am autocratic king of malarkey, prince of mischief and baron vonmuffin and tar and feather of folderol and macer of those beyond all help...and i will charge them for that, those beyond all help. Yes yes its a rusty blunt mace. Summary 1. she thinks you look 10 years younger because her ocular muscles exploded sometime ago or because she injected crack and turpentine into her eyeballs whilst oogling shoe pornography - tis why women wear glasses thee know...ask any option i swear it. 2. You lied to her - like I ever type my actual date of birth online only village idiots partake in such idiocy – but if asked my actual aged I always tell – and will often state it 1/100 posts..pre-foreward older than time and I mean it. 3. She is hot – do you seek someone hot and only hot. Winter is coming – unlike my pantaloon region and I have stocked up on cat and hot water bottle. 4. She moves in the same social circle as you – And? Does she do it in corset or dress that causes you to stare and drool and type foolish things – my this one must be hot. This one must be hot do show I am intrigued. Shes into you – be into her – that trade is fair. If you have fibbed about your age to her then telling her before you ravish her should not matter. If it does then she is like hot with preconditions….or wait to date 3 just incase Never fibbed. I'm 57 (but nearly everyone tells me I don't look a day older than 56, 11 months, 3 weeks, 6 days). It's the water.
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