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ServingFindommes -> A medal of Honor for toes? (10/21/2015 6:17:42 AM)
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Oh My God!
I made a big mistake today. Obama called me and told me that if he was going to give a Medal to a Lady for her pretty toes, then I must show him the pictures of the toes in Question. He was speechless when I showed him pictures of your toes.
He started pacing back and forth in the Oval office. He was incoherent in his thought process, it appeared as if he completely lost his mind.
He was saying things like:
“We have got to do something, this is an urgent matter, I must contact the Navy, the Army, the Air Force, we have to act fast.”
I said:
“But President Obama, I only showed you pictures of toes, why are you freaking out like that?”
But he replied:
“Those are not ordinary toes, they happen to be a National Treasure and it must be protected immediately.”
“From now on, this Lady will not be allowed to walk anymore. She will be carried in a Palanquin as soon as she steps out of bed. When carried outside, so that the air does not damage her skin, her feet will be wrapped in very expensive silk. She will need 4 slaves to carry the Palanquin and 4 bodyguards to make sure nobody touches her or makes her fall on the ground.”
I could not believe what he was saying. Obama had really gone mad, he had lost his mind. Then when I thought it was over, he went on with the following:
“She will have to be transferred in a special Castle. Tanks and surface to air missiles will be surrounding the Palace so nobody can get to her feet without proper worship training. There will be a team of Navy Seals, outside and inside the Mansion. Her address will be programmed for alert on GPS satellite tracking, and if something looks suspicious, the alert will go off at the Pentagon and troops will be sent in immediately.”
Jesus Christ. I thought I had a serious toe fetish, but I did not know Obama had one also, and a very serious one indeed. Well Miss, I am sorry I showed your toes to Obama, now you will have to live your entire life surrounded by the armed forces.
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