CynthiaWVirginia -> RE: Most shameful thing you have done? (10/22/2015 4:33:39 PM)
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The most shame inducing things I've done in these past 12 months... 1) During several days these past few weeks I've eaten two extra Gummi multi B vitamins more than recommended. I'm taking them because I've had bronchitis off and on (I had one week off) these past 2 1/2 months, and I'm on my 3rd round of ten day long antibiotics (which will kill a lot of good bacteria in my bowels that help manufacture some B vitamins). I'm trying to avoid getting "geographic tongue". Anyway, I took the extras because I was dying for the taste of a Gummi Bear in my mouth! (I felt some SHAME over this, so it counts!) Yes, I just came back from Walmart and caved in and bought a bag of Gummi Bears. My B vitamins are safe. 2) I've had unkind thoughts toward three people. Yes, when I laugh at them behind their back (because chickens coming home to roost can be quite funny), I feel ashamed. Yes, even while I'm having a fit of the giggles. Earlier today when I was taking my mom and her "new" cat to the vet to get groomed and toenails trimmed, mom told me that a pushy person we both know, someone who seems to have no boundaries and is annoying as blazes...visited P and her "psycho kitty". I laughed until I almost cried. See, B comes into people's homes, and if told to please leave a cat alone, will ignore the owner, hunt the animal down, hold it upside down and force lovies on it while the cat is shrieking, spitting, growling, hissing (the full 9 yards)...and when told "Holy crap! My cat HATES that. Put her down now!" B will calmly smile and say that the cat is loving it and will continue, sometimes for half an hour or more, just to prove to everyone that she is better with cats than everyone else and that her magical touch makes all animals instantly love her. Mom's friend P has a cat with PTSD. Any loud sudden noise (like his tail knocking over a vase, or a door bell ringing, some neighbor slamming a door down the hall) will make the animal completely lose it and go all teeth and fangs, doing a Tasmanian Devil job on it's owner. P has scars all over her body but loves the kitty anyway...and B pushed her way inside and insisted on grabbing up the cat and giving loud kissy noises on the animal's face. Bwahahahahaha! B was well warned by everyone and she just had to do it anyway, without permission from the owner, and got all clawed up and bitten. She's lucky she didn't need stitches. We were not alone in the vet's waiting room. If I could have opened my eyes enough to look at other people while I was LMAO I'm sure some people would have been glaring and mouthing "shame on you!". I can be very rude when I think something's funny because I can't stop laughing, and adding more details to the story will only make me laugh harder. (If it had happened to any person other than B, I would have been sympathetic.)
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