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Two Nuns - 7/17/2006 7:50:48 PM   
MasterRenegade77


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Two nuns are riding their bicycles down the back streets of Rome.
One leans over to the other and says, "I've never come this
way before."

The other nun whispers, "It's the cobblestones."


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RE: Two Nuns - 7/17/2006 8:30:36 PM   
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Status: offline 		I've heard that one before....interestingly enough, I think my mom told me that one!

Got any other jokes worth sharing?

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RE: Two Nuns - 7/18/2006 6:38:14 AM   
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Status: offline 		A young nun is taking a bath. the water is icy and she feels her nipples stand to attention. A little bit of pride enters her, and she has a fantasy of someone walking in on her. Almost as if the devil had willed it, there was a knock at the door.
"Who is it?"
"It's the blind man"
The nun giggles at the silliness of her fears, and calls in the man, who is obviously unable to ogle her.

"Nice tits love, now...where do you want these blinds?"

J

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RE: Two Nuns - 7/18/2006 9:54:55 AM   
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Status: offline 		Mother Superior: "Sister Maria, if you walk through town at night, and you're accosted by a man with bad intentions, what would you do?"
Sister Maria: "I would lift my habit, mother Superior."

Mother Superior (shocked): "And what would you do next?"
Sister Maria: "I would tell him to drop his pants."

Mother Superior: (even more shocked) "And what then?"
Sister Maria: "I would run away. I can run much faster with my habit up than he can with his pants down."



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RE: Two Nuns - 7/19/2006 1:56:37 AM   
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Two nuns in the bath. One says "where's the soap"
The other smiles and says "yes it does, doesn't it"

This is an example of one woman with hope in her soul, and another with soap in....


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RE: Two Nuns - 7/20/2006 1:41:54 AM   
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RE: Two Nuns - 7/20/2006 2:38:28 AM   
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Status: offline 		OK, get a bike with a thin saddle, no suspension, find a cobbled street, and have fun riding up and down it fo a couple of days.

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RE: Two Nuns - 7/21/2006 5:16:37 AM   
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Two nuns in the bath. One says "where's the soap"
The other smiles and says "yes it does, doesn't it"

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RE: Two Nuns - 7/21/2006 5:38:02 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: RubberWitch

OK, get a bike with a thin saddle, no suspension, find a cobbled street, and have fun riding up and down it fo a couple of days.

c


This actually made me laugh more than the original joke.

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RE: Two Nuns - 7/21/2006 1:30:24 PM   
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Status: offline 		It's allways the simple things in life that bring the most daily pleasure;soaping well and a good bike ride.

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RE: Two Nuns - 7/22/2006 5:58:12 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Mistresswaters

It's allways the simple things in life that bring the most daily pleasure;soaping well and a good bike ride.


lol indeed, although cycling along a cobbled street when you're a man is more lethal than enjoyable.

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RE: Two Nuns - 7/22/2006 6:07:24 PM   
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RE: Two Nuns - 7/22/2006 8:52:50 PM   
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Status: offline 		OMG just reading all the posts here is MAKING ME LAUGH SO HARD IM GONNA PEE MY PANTS ROFLMAO

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RE: Two Nuns - 7/23/2006 4:26:50 PM   
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RE: Two Nuns - 7/23/2006 7:02:35 PM   
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Status: offline 		those were good ...what about the nuns going through a car wash on their bicycle ...they'd get wet waxed and blown tell me thats not messed up

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