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do you deserve me... - 10/26/2015 9:19:45 PM

MistressMocha82

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ask yourself three questions

1. have you been good today??

2. did you work hard at that bullshit job?

3. do you deserve to even like the shit off my shoes?

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RE: do you deserve me... - 10/26/2015 9:34:30 PM

ChrchofDrk

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quote:

ask yourself three questions

1. have you been good today??

2. did you work hard at that bullshit job?

3. do you deserve to even like the shit off my shoes?

uhhhhh wouldn't that be lick the shit off your shoes? ..... Grammar is so important

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RE: do you deserve me... - 10/26/2015 9:40:47 PM

Spiritedsub2

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ORIGINAL: MistressMocha82

ask yourself three questions

1. have you been good today??

2. did you work hard at that bullshit job?

3. do you deserve to even like the shit off my shoes?

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Isn't that a fine bit of irony.

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RE: do you deserve me... - 10/26/2015 9:43:03 PM

DaddySatyr

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I'll answer your questions, but if you wish to cross the bridge to my psyche and continue your quest: answer me these questions, three, e'er the other side you'll see:

1 What is your name?
2 What is your quest?
3 What is the average air-speed velocity of an un-laden swallow?

Michael

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RE: do you deserve me... - 10/26/2015 10:19:52 PM

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ORIGINAL: DaddySatyr

I'll answer your questions, but if you wish to cross the bridge to my psyche and continue your quest: answer me these questions, three, e'er the other side you'll see:

1 What is your name?
2 What is your quest?
3 What is the average air-speed velocity of an un-laden swallow?

Michael

Am I a nerd bc I can answer the third question? Both actual and from Monty Python without google. I love birds.

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RE: do you deserve me... - 10/27/2015 12:31:18 AM

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ORIGINAL: MistressMocha82

1. have you been good today??

I've been fucking amazing!!

2. did you work hard at that bullshit job?

Actually I've got a brilliant job and I work very hard at it. I'm sorry your bullshit job makes you feel so negative about jobs in general

3. do you deserve to even like the shit off my shoes?

Why are you walking around with shitty shoes? That's just nasty!

Welcome to the discussion side of cs in which we have discussions, shoot the shit (no shoes involved, usually) and treat each other like equals

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