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RE: searching for woman - 10/31/2015 6:22:04 AM

LadyConstanze

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ORIGINAL: Bunnicula

You still have all your good sense then, ET!

I always imagine the Bunnicula as something like Little Red Riding Hood - and the forest is full of wolf skeletons she has eaten...

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RE: searching for woman - 10/31/2015 6:27:04 AM

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You are very intuitive, LadyC

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RE: searching for woman - 10/31/2015 6:32:21 AM

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ORIGINAL: Bunnicula

You are very intuitive, LadyC

Is that why I can pad your head and not miss fingers? Nahhh I think that's just due to me having quick reactions ;)

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RE: searching for woman - 10/31/2015 6:37:49 AM

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...and me having misplaced my spectacles lol

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RE: searching for woman - 10/31/2015 6:49:51 AM

LadyConstanze

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LOL, I put it down to being trained by Wicked, the cat with 100 claws, he's getting crankier the older he gets and rules the dogs and humans with the iron paw.

When I locked myself out and had to borrow a ladder to get in via a window, some of the guys offered to climb up, they weren't worried about the dogs but when I said Wicket is in there, they politely removed the offer...

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RE: searching for woman - 11/4/2015 9:31:35 AM

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A live in wench in bespoke corset and a soul I can feast on till End Times (there is no the – a misnomer)

What could I offer said wench
Love my soul..I offer no less..you omitted what you would offer.
rdonnay and cats (plural).

You warranted a decent answer and not a straight tar and feathering, sorry none have given one. Not that I bothered looking at your profile For tonight I am taking souls at their words.

Normal dating sites pay attention now
demographics 70% male 30% female 30% married 12% attached - more like 30%

fetish swingers sites men women ratio 9:1 (often worse) and some 90% attached. Look harder and use better words and ignore all who are in wonderful relationships who offered you nothing other than a tar and feathering from the off.

Perseverance.
I am older than time itself exactly two people I have ever allowed to live with me.

Puts on a dress and wonders why no gentlemen woo’s me with honest words and thoughts – try that, one can offer not one iota more. Your thread is fine you should edit it to state what you offer.

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RE: searching for woman - 11/4/2015 11:01:50 AM

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ORIGINAL: crumpets

Normally I wouldn't, but that profile. Oh that profile. I can't resist myself.
(someone, hold me back ... please ... I'm about to spend $3000 for a trip to Holland .... stop me!)

Despite all your fake female profiles... you are not a woman...

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RE: searching for woman - 11/4/2015 11:13:43 AM

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ORIGINAL: UllrsIshtar

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ORIGINAL: crumpets

Normally I wouldn't, but that profile. Oh that profile. I can't resist myself.
(someone, hold me back ... please ... I'm about to spend $3000 for a trip to Holland .... stop me!)

Despite all your fake female profiles... you are not a woman...

But he plays several on CS, maybe he's just experimenting and has a gender reassignment surgery in mind?

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RE: searching for woman - 11/4/2015 11:36:19 AM

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Best of luck op.

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RE: searching for woman - 11/4/2015 3:55:59 PM

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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze
But he plays several on CS, maybe he's just experimenting and has a gender reassignment surgery in mind?

Great minds think alike....
That was exactly what my retort was gonna be ... well ... the first part of what you said ... um ... minus the gender bender stuff.

Me? I'm pretty comfortable being my biologically assigned gender.
At least men make sense.

About the only thing I wish I could do that is wholly outside my assigned gender is to have the ability to flaunt my junk to my advantage.
In fact, in a strange way, I kind'of envy that a well-endowed woman can easily get a man to stalk her simply by unbuttoning her blouse.

Sigh. That won't work for me, no matter how endowed I am.
Women just don't give much care about the size of men's junk ... so, sadly, I'm not to be stalked.

Alas... I'm doomed to try to win them over on personality alone.

Wish me luck! :)

EDIT:
Since you women are stripey, maybe that's why you make no sense?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD6h-wDj7bw

< Message edited by crumpets -- 11/4/2015 4:05:10 PM >

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RE: searching for woman - 11/4/2015 4:22:07 PM

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ORIGINAL: GerardVanDam

searching for a woman who would like to live in my house. i will prvoide u everything. and ur food and all. just want u be nice to me and respect me. thanks. you can come live with me in holland. iam a nice men, and for long time am alone.

I'll add a pinto station wagon with an 8 track.

(TRUMPED!!!!!!)

Chics....take a number....I got it going on.

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RE: searching for woman - 11/5/2015 4:11:03 AM

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ORIGINAL: crumpets

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze
But he plays several on CS, maybe he's just experimenting and has a gender reassignment surgery in mind?

Great minds think alike....
That was exactly what my retort was gonna be ... well ... the first part of what you said ... um ... minus the gender bender stuff.

Me? I'm pretty comfortable being my biologically assigned gender.
At least men make sense.

About the only thing I wish I could do that is wholly outside my assigned gender is to have the ability to flaunt my junk to my advantage.
In fact, in a strange way, I kind'of envy that a well-endowed woman can easily get a man to stalk her simply by unbuttoning her blouse.

Sigh. That won't work for me, no matter how endowed I am.
Women just don't give much care about the size of men's junk ... so, sadly, I'm not to be stalked.

Alas... I'm doomed to try to win them over on personality alone.

Wish me luck! :)

EDIT:
Since you women are stripey, maybe that's why you make no sense?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD6h-wDj7bw

You are indeed doomed...

But if you consider being stalked in any way as something desirable, trust me it is not

Try that for size

http://exdomme.blogspot.co.uk/2014/02/dont-be-victim.html

And here's a guy who thought tracking down a woman and sending her flowers was "romantic" we had a discussion about that and most people thought it was creepy, I think with one exception everybody (and all the women) went "HELL NO"

http://exdomme.blogspot.co.uk/2014/02/romantic-or-creepy.html

Edited to add, I found the old thread - maybe if you read through it you will understand why people are "uncomfy" with your data mining

http://www.collarchat.com/m_4645268/mpage_1/tm.htm

< Message edited by LadyConstanze -- 11/5/2015 4:53:23 AM >

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RE: searching for woman - 11/5/2015 7:17:10 PM

LookieNoNookie

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze

quote:

ORIGINAL: crumpets

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze
But he plays several on CS, maybe he's just experimenting and has a gender reassignment surgery in mind?

Great minds think alike....
That was exactly what my retort was gonna be ... well ... the first part of what you said ... um ... minus the gender bender stuff.

Me? I'm pretty comfortable being my biologically assigned gender.
At least men make sense.

About the only thing I wish I could do that is wholly outside my assigned gender is to have the ability to flaunt my junk to my advantage.
In fact, in a strange way, I kind'of envy that a well-endowed woman can easily get a man to stalk her simply by unbuttoning her blouse.

Sigh. That won't work for me, no matter how endowed I am.
Women just don't give much care about the size of men's junk ... so, sadly, I'm not to be stalked.

Alas... I'm doomed to try to win them over on personality alone.

Wish me luck! :)

EDIT:
Since you women are stripey, maybe that's why you make no sense?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD6h-wDj7bw

You are indeed doomed...

But if you consider being stalked in any way as something desirable, trust me it is not

Try that for size

http://exdomme.blogspot.co.uk/2014/02/dont-be-victim.html

And here's a guy who thought tracking down a woman and sending her flowers was "romantic" we had a discussion about that and most people thought it was creepy, I think with one exception everybody (and all the women) went "HELL NO"

http://exdomme.blogspot.co.uk/2014/02/romantic-or-creepy.html

Edited to add, I found the old thread - maybe if you read through it you will understand why people are "uncomfy" with your data mining

http://www.collarchat.com/m_4645268/mpage_1/tm.htm

I will add that....if you talk to a woman.....like a woman....a human being....you'll get a lot farther.

If you lose the "I want" and "I need" (and.....skip the dick pics).....you'll make headway now....as to wimmens.....

We're all good.....guys.....(just putting it out there) with titty and pussy pics. We like titties.

Be aware....you see dick pics as......."another dick pic".......for us....for guys....every pussy pic is a brand new day.

Titties....big/small/in between.......well shit....they're all fabulous.

More titties are good....we like 'em....there's no such thing as bad titties.

Talking about titties. Showing titties. Pictures of titties.

(We're good with that).

More is good.

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RE: searching for woman - 11/11/2015 8:08:36 AM

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Have you found any of those Women you are looking for yet? I may be able to help you out! I actually passed quite a number in the street not that long ago today and there were more of them than men surprisingly. Why can't you find any women? Perhaps, you wear the wrong type of masculine deoderant ?

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RE: searching for woman - 11/14/2015 2:04:04 PM

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Wtf???

You might as well just say: I am desperate and I don't give a flying fuck who you are - come live with me and hopefully you don't tell anyone where you've gone since you'll never be heard from again...

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RE: searching for woman - 11/14/2015 8:11:29 PM

crumpets

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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie
More titties are good....we like 'em....there's no such thing as bad titties.

I have to agree.
We men, in general, treat each tit differently and there are no bad tits. Not even the asymmetrical ones (not that they're all not asymmetrical anyway). Not small. Not tiny. Not large. Not huge. All tits are good to us. We like seeing them.

Yet, women don't like seeing men's junk. Not until and not unless they're romantically involved with them - and then - maybe then - it starts to matter (although even then, after the initial surprise, it's still up to us to make it work for them - which has more to do with the person than the penis).

Sigh. We're so very different.

(PS: I just noticed the OP offered free food ... and ... well ... I'm getting the munchies this lonely Saturday night ... I'm almost tempted to get on Orbitz and order that ticket. I wonder if he'll pick me up at the airport with a fragrant bouquet of Belgian fries and mayo in his hands?)

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RE: searching for woman - 11/16/2015 3:45:02 PM

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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

Who would be surprised he was a mail order bride in one of his "other" profile.

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RE: searching for woman - 11/16/2015 4:02:04 PM

CynthiaWVirginia

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ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant

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ORIGINAL: crumpets

If the op will take a guy, I'm game!
Normally I wouldn't, but that profile. Oh that profile. I can't resist myself.
(someone, hold me back ... please ... I'm about to spend $3000 for a trip to Holland .... stop me!)

I had no idea you were a male order bride. That's pretty cool.

Jus sayin

I should have known better than to read this stuff while I'm eating.

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