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shivvy -> RE: An arguement of proverbs (7/24/2006 4:48:01 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LaMalinche

naughty is nice[;)]

"If ya can't say nothin nice, don't say anything at all" -Thumper from Disney's Bambi


i agree with thumper.
 
the kinda suff i woz raised on at home includes:
 
children should be seen and not heard
don't speak until you're spoken too
don't touch wot isn't yours
don't eva ask for anything, wait till it's offered you
always remember please and thank you and may i
manners don't cost anything
i will only tell you once, then you'll get a slap
sit still! with tidy arms and tidy legs
 
i'm sure there's plenty more, i just canny think of them right now
 
luv,
 
shiv
xx




ShreveportMaster -> RE: An arguement of proverbs (7/24/2006 8:42:04 AM)

"If at first you don't succeed...keep sucking 'til you do!"




shivvy -> RE: An arguement of proverbs (7/25/2006 12:57:36 AM)

lol @ "If at first you don't succeed...keep sucking 'til you do!"




Tamerofwild1s -> RE: An arguement of proverbs (7/25/2006 7:13:10 AM)

yea tho I walk thru the valley of evil I shall fear none since I am the most Sadistic Bastard in the Valley - Tamer 2.0




VandalHeart -> RE: An arguement of proverbs (7/26/2006 5:06:24 AM)

Yeah, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, for I carry death on a shoulder-mounted, cranial-synchronized, fully articulated blast pack, and I am not only not afraid to use it, I am one trigger happy fucking reaper of damned souls, motherfucker!
    --Kuthok of Eight-Souls Gauntlet, God of All Slaves

Do unto others before they do unto you.
    --the Platinum Rule




Tamerofwild1s -> RE: An arguement of proverbs (7/26/2006 6:53:40 AM)

do unto others then split - Stone Cold Steve Austins rule
 
 
if a man slaps you offer him your other cheek - somewhere in the bible




VandalHeart -> RE: An arguement of proverbs (7/26/2006 11:30:09 PM)

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind
    --Ghandi

Vengeance is a dish best served repeatedly
    --several video game covers




shivvy -> RE: An arguement of proverbs (7/26/2006 11:41:11 PM)

let s/he who is sinless be punished for lying
 
everything will seem betta in the morning, IF we wake up..
 




VandalHeart -> RE: An arguement of proverbs (7/26/2006 11:52:35 PM)

There's enough time to sleep when you're dead.
    --unknown

I hope them cigarettes
are gonna make you cough
I hope you heard this song
and it pissed you off
    --The Spin Doctors, Little Miss Can't Be Wrong




ravn -> RE: An arguement of proverbs (7/27/2006 8:36:13 AM)

Revenge is a dish best served cold. - someone


'Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc'
We would gladly feast upon those who would subdue us. - CF Art Squad




VandalHeart -> RE: An arguement of proverbs (7/27/2006 9:07:02 PM)

You are what you eat.
    --American proverb

Never drive faster than your gaurdian angel can fly.
    --bumper sticker




MistressLorelei -> RE: An arguement of proverbs (7/27/2006 9:34:04 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: VandalHeart

Never drive faster than your gaurdian angel can fly.
   --bumper sticker


Man who drive way too fast bound to get there
-Chinese proverb


A man is not old until his regrets take the place of his dreams.

- John Barrymore




VandalHeart -> RE: An arguement of proverbs (7/27/2006 9:37:47 PM)

I intend to die young and live forever.
    --Capt. James T Kirk, Federation Starship Enterprise...blowhard

Of all the things I've lost along the way, I miss my mind the most.
    --Ozzy Osborne




LaMalinche -> RE: An arguement of proverbs (7/27/2006 9:40:40 PM)

A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
~Unknown



"Knowledge is just opinion that you trust enough to act upon."
~Orson Scott Card, Children of the Mind





VandalHeart -> RE: An arguement of proverbs (7/27/2006 9:58:52 PM)

Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
    --Finley Peter Dunne

Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
    --Arthur Eddington




LaMalinche -> RE: An arguement of proverbs (7/27/2006 10:03:04 PM)

Now my own suspicion is that the Universe is not only queerer than we suppose, but queerer than we can suppose. ~ JBS Haldane



"Not only do we not understand the universe, if someone explained it to us, we wouldn't know what he was talking about." ~Isaac Asimov





VandalHeart -> RE: An arguement of proverbs (7/27/2006 10:19:39 PM)

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
    --Albert Einstein

There's nothing in this world so sweet as love,
And next to love the sweetest thing is hate.
    --Henry Wadsworth Longfellow




LaMalinche -> RE: An arguement of proverbs (7/27/2006 10:31:24 PM)

Give what you have. To someone, it may be better than you dare to think.
~Kavanagh (1849) Henry Wadsworth Longfellow



Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot,
nothing is going to get better. It’s not.
~The Lorax (1971) Dr. Suess




VandalHeart -> RE: An arguement of proverbs (7/27/2006 10:38:09 PM)

I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference!
    --Albert Einstein

Most of the interesting people I've met are deviant in one form or another.
    --Anton LaVey




LaMalinche -> RE: An arguement of proverbs (7/27/2006 10:52:49 PM)

 
"I'm queer, I'm gay, I'm homosexual, I'm a poof, poofter, ponce, I'm a bumboy, baddy boy, backside artist, bugger, I'm Bent. I am that arse bandit, I lift those shirts. I'm a faggot arse, fudge-packing, shit-stabbing uphill gardener, I dine at the downstairs restaurant, I dance at the other end of the ballroom, I'm Moses in the parting of the red cheeks. I fuck and I'm fucked, I suck and I'm sucked, I rim them and wank them and every single man's had the fucking time of his life. And I'm NOT a pervert."
~Aiden Gillen on Queer as Folk



Ok, I've just about had my FILL of riddle asking, quest assigning, insult throwing, pun hurling, hostage taking, iron mongering, smart arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!
~Baldur's Gate




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