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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

I'm pretty handy with a smelly fart. Otherwise, it ain't me.

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Why are the comments here so derogatory and mean spirited?

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ORIGINAL: Kana
People here know Me, unlike you

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ORIGINAL: Doesladyseekslav

USA:

I am a dim dom and I am my countries goddamn last hope in war and manhood and anything else much less simple come to that.

I am the heart of the smelly fart.

I carry the alternative lifestyles faith and banner against other like minded assorted faggots.

I am the fairy queen of mindless gossip.

I am what my country expects me to be the least trained faggot in the world.

In the race for the Anus I am swift and bold but never brave.

I am armed with a fierce will to break wind and run to the john.

Never will I betray another pansies trust.

Always I slag all other brown hatters off and Triumph over their little dicks.

Always I advance onwards to the anal objective and no other cock stands in my way.

By my scheming and conniving I have entered 200 chocolate colored assholes.

I always yield to weakness, big cocks, little cunts and fart asses.

For I am mentally weak, physically puny and morally bankrupt.

I forsake all including my country my sexuality, my fellow faggots and my dubious duty.

I am never there for anything are anybody and I am a shameless hussy.

I am the atypical American powder puss. FOLLOW ME UP THE ANUS.

UKGB:

I am a British ginger beer and they call me tommy. Sometimes I wear a skirt and they call me tranny jock.

I am fond of wearing Khaki and especially Red.

I often find cousin hank hiding under the bed.

I am a wanker of a spanker.

I will screw hard, scratch hard and think less.

I will do so with a pint of courage ale balancing on my dick.

I will fight for my fellow ginger beers and the fairy queen.

I will do so with gay pride.

I will shag the anus of foreign brown hatters with professionalism and skill.

I will defeat all hetrosexual perverts, ruperts and rodney's in the time honored way.

I will do so with self discipline as befits my tradition and heritage.

I will earn the trust and respect of fellow pansies.

I will do so through honorable thrusting actions.

I will lead and mentor all those who roger a ass hole with me.

I will service them with integrity and commitment.

I will overcome adversity and fear for they have no place up the anus.

I will help other ginger beers to do so.

I will never forget those who have gone before me and defeated the enemy anus.

I will always be a limey faggot the best goddamn pansy in the world.

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ORIGINAL: joincommune
Oh really! Such a derisory comment from a complete stranger hiding behind their IPN number. I pass one single comment and am called a sock and it is not even my thread but someone else's!

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

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ORIGINAL: Kana
People here know Me, unlike you

Stepping up to the plate.

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ORIGINAL: freedomdwarf1

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ORIGINAL: joincommune
Oh really! Such a derisory comment from a complete stranger hiding behind their IPN number. I pass one single comment and am called a sock and it is not even my thread but someone else's!

You ARE a sock!!
You are chattelmansub's sock.
And given the style of the OP, it would not surprise me if he were yet another.

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ORIGINAL: Kana
Thanks LP :-)

Keep fighting the good fight.