NorthernGent
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ORIGINAL: Doesladyseekslav USA: I am a dim dom and I am my countries goddamn last hope in war and manhood and anything else much less simple come to that. I am the heart of the smelly fart. I carry the alternative lifestyles faith and banner against other like minded assorted faggots. I am the fairy queen of mindless gossip. I am what my country expects me to be the least trained faggot in the world. In the race for the Anus I am swift and bold but never brave. I am armed with a fierce will to break wind and run to the john. Never will I betray another pansies trust. Always I slag all other brown hatters off and Triumph over their little dicks. Always I advance onwards to the anal objective and no other cock stands in my way. By my scheming and conniving I have entered 200 chocolate colored assholes. I always yield to weakness, big cocks, little cunts and fart asses. For I am mentally weak, physically puny and morally bankrupt. I forsake all including my country my sexuality, my fellow faggots and my dubious duty. I am never there for anything are anybody and I am a shameless hussy. I am the atypical American powder puss. FOLLOW ME UP THE ANUS. UKGB: I am a British ginger beer and they call me tommy. Sometimes I wear a skirt and they call me tranny jock. I am fond of wearing Khaki and especially Red. I often find cousin hank hiding under the bed. I am a wanker of a spanker. I will screw hard, scratch hard and think less. I will do so with a pint of courage ale balancing on my dick. I will fight for my fellow ginger beers and the fairy queen. I will do so with gay pride. I will shag the anus of foreign brown hatters with professionalism and skill. I will defeat all hetrosexual perverts, ruperts and rodney's in the time honored way. I will do so with self discipline as befits my tradition and heritage. I will earn the trust and respect of fellow pansies. I will do so through honorable thrusting actions. I will lead and mentor all those who roger a ass hole with me. I will service them with integrity and commitment. I will overcome adversity and fear for they have no place up the anus. I will help other ginger beers to do so. I will never forget those who have gone before me and defeated the enemy anus. I will always be a limey faggot the best goddamn pansy in the world. What a load of fucking shite. Stopped reading at "I" on the first line.
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I have the courage to be a coward - but not beyond my limits. Sooner or later, the man who wins is the man who thinks he can.
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