HoneyBears
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ORIGINAL: MariaB And here's one for the girls. Not written by me but by the same Samantha Daniels-Huffington Post. Always credit the person you borrow from:) Mr. "Still Hung Up On His Ex": We have all been out with this guy. He says he is over his ex, yet at every turn, he talks about her and compares you to her. Please. He is not over her and until he is over her, he is not marrying you. Mr. "I Am Not Ready For A Serious Relationship Right Now": This is the guy who dates a lot and then when he gets too close or decides he isn't interested in you, he uses the excuse that he's not ready. The question about this guy is this: Is he really not ready, or is that just a convenient excuse to dump you and avoid the commitment? Mr. "Bigger Better Deal": You know this guy. He is the one who likes you a lot but is always wondering if there is a better version of you out there, somewhere in the universe. Honestly, do you need to be with the guy who is never going to think that you are good enough to marry? Mr. "I Hang Out With Guys 15 Years My Junior": This is the guy who is 47 and a CEO of a company or a big-time executive and all of his contemporaries are married, so his BFFs are 25-year-olds and clubbing it. He is out until 3:00 a.m. several nights a week, looking to pick up and then he kids himself into thinking that when a 25-year-old girl says yes to a date with him, it's because he is such a good guy, not because she is dreaming of flying private. Mr. "Still Trying To Figure Out His Career": If he is 40-plus and having a midlife work crisis, believe me, he is not going to marry you. Men need to be settled in their careers or at least know which direction they are headed on the career front before they can settle down. Mr. "50-Something And Never Been Married": This guy is lurking everywhere. He is 50-plus and never married, yet he will swear to you that he is ready. When you ask him why he is still single, he will tell you it's because he hasn't met the right one. Then the question becomes that if he hasn't found her in the hundreds of women he has dated before you, what is going to make you so special that you are going to be his one? Probably nothing. Mr. "Doesn't Believe In Monogamy": This guy thinks he is very avant-garde progressive, but most people will say he is just looking for an excuse to cheat. Do you really want to be with a guy who tells you upfront that he won't be faithful? Mr. "All About Me": This guy is all about himself, 24/7, 365 days a year. Sharing your life with someone is hard enough, so do you really want to sign up to be with someone who is so into himself that they will never even notice you, your wants and your desires? Mr. "My Kids Are The Only Thing I Care About": This guy is a tricky one. When you first meet him, he is endearing because you admire how dedicated he is to his children. You think to yourself that you would like to be with a man who is that responsible. However, then you start to see that he doesn't have any room for you at all because he is only about the kids. If you are going to be with a man with kids, he needs to want to find a place for you, front and center, in his life at least some of the time. Mr. "Dates Other Women Who Mean Nothing To Him": This guy is really a commitment-phobe in disguise. Why does he need to date women who mean nothing to him if he is dating you and you supposedly mean something to him? You do the math. What other types of men would you add to this list? Eloquently expressed, and another touché for good measure: quote:
ORIGINAL: Bunnicula I can add a few more: Mr "Bossy Pants": This guy is so insecure in his life that he feels the only way he can cope is to take charge of everything and everyone. Not to be confused with a dominant man, this guy demands everyone plays by his rules and anyone who doesn’t is some kind of evil monster. He will also use words like ‘fake’ and ‘wannabe’ and actually believe the crap he spouts, unlike everyone else. In the entire world. Mr "Playing Games With Her Heart": This guy thinks that ‘treat them mean, keep them keen’ is actually a mature, acceptable way to run a relationship. He will give and withhold affection on a whim, leaving his partner totally confused, frustrated and usually looking for the nearest exit. Mr "I Want To Change You": This guy loves everything about you, except the way you look, think, feel and act. He finds it so difficult to find ANY woman who is willing to spend time with him that he will take anything that is offered and will expend all his energy into changing you into his ideal woman. Unfortunately his ideal woman is usually made of latex and can often feel suspiciously like his own right hand in a crusty sock. Mr "Suspiciously Jealous": This guy realises he is a dick and should be grateful for any woman paying him attention. However he has just enough self-awareness to realise that his shitty personality and inability to ‘rock her world’ with his abnormally tiny, mostly non-functioning penis will ensure she will leave him, sooner rather than later. Mr "I Live For You And I Have Nothing Else Going On": This guy is so desperate for someone to spend time with him that he will usually declare undying love within the first three dates and will book the wedding venue for the following month. He will usually stink of desperation, which smells a lot like wee. Mr "I Have Mommy Issues": This guy is usually so spoiled by his adoring mommy that he is unable to function in adult society. He believes that the laundry fairy takes his dirty clothing and returns it at the end of the day, pressed and hung up in the wardrobe. He won’t bathe until mommy tells him to and will sulk if the correct breakfast cereal is not available every day. This guy is usually a whiny pussy. Mr "I Speak To My Mother Five Times A Day About Everything": This guy won’t take a shit without asking mother if it’s ok. He will check with her before doing anything, including having sex. Which, to be honest, rarely happens. Well, not with a real woman anyway. Mr "Shhh, I Shouldn't Really Be Saying This, But...": This guy brags about his amazing life whenever possible. Modesty is not a word that he understands. He believes he is a fantastic lover with unsurpassed oral skills. She believes friction burns on her clit and an ass full of drool do not make for good sex. He claims to be rich and generous which, to be honest, is the only reason he gets a chance to have sex at all. Mr "Keeping Up With The Joneses": This guy is so paranoid about his own deficiencies that he just about faints with horror if he doesn’t have the latest phone, computer, suit, trainers, or other over-priced consumer tat. He compensates for his teeny peeny and shitty social skills by boasting loudly about his possessions, most of which are made from the same kind of plastic as his inflatable girlfriend. Mr "I Can Eat Anything And Still Look Fantastic": He can’t – he’s a fat fuck who stinks of garlic and regularly follows through when he farts. Honorable mention to PeonForHer on his raging stiffies. -- Lisa & Cub
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