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I have come to the conclussion... - 11/16/2015 4:05:24 PM   
MisterP61


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Thought for the day.

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RE: I have come to the conclussion... - 11/16/2015 4:43:37 PM   
MisterP61


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Status: offline 		I have also come to the conclusion that I misspelled conclusion. Also that any man who constantly has to mention the size of his dick is usually 1/4 the size they say they are.

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RE: I have come to the conclussion... - 11/16/2015 4:54:23 PM   
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________________________________________________________ is 8 inches.


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RE: I have come to the conclussion... - 11/16/2015 4:55:36 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

Well ya know hon, they all swear that

________________________________________________________ is 8 inches.


Nah. They usually claim that _______ is eight inches.


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RE: I have come to the conclussion... - 11/16/2015 4:58:19 PM   
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RE: I have come to the conclussion... - 11/16/2015 7:14:22 PM   
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Status: offline 		It might actually be 8 inches, however they usually measure from the taint.

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RE: I have come to the conclussion... - 11/16/2015 7:17:52 PM   
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RE: I have come to the conclussion... - 11/16/2015 7:23:54 PM   
Dvr22999874


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Status: offline 		He possibly COULD be 8", if he counts those two globular things at the base of his penis as his balls instead of his buttocks, which they are really.

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RE: I have come to the conclussion... - 11/16/2015 8:24:10 PM   
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RE: I have come to the conclussion... - 11/16/2015 9:08:23 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MisterP61

I have also come to the conclusion that I misspelled conclusion. Also that any man who constantly has to mention the size of his dick is usually 1/4 the size they say they are.


And soft and squishy

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RE: I have come to the conclussion... - 11/16/2015 9:12:10 PM   
LadyPact


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Status: offline 		I always find it ironic when somebody brags about penis size, as though they actually did something to acquire it. Makes about as much sense as somebody bragging that they happen to have green eyes.


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RE: I have come to the conclussion... - 11/16/2015 9:30:51 PM   
LadyPact


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And soft and squishy

Do you think that's it? One of those guys who do the rage because they've got low testosterone or erectile dysfunction in some way? It's not like they don't have medical remedies for that.



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RE: I have come to the conclussion... - 11/16/2015 9:35:22 PM   
Dvr22999874


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RE: I have come to the conclussion... - 11/16/2015 9:47:20 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

quote:

ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2
And soft and squishy

Do you think that's it? One of those guys who do the rage because they've got low testosterone or erectile dysfunction in some way? It's not like they don't have medical remedies for that.




Appears to me that both his big brain and his little brain are small, soft, and squishy. No medical remedies for the big brain impairment! That would make me grumpy too

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RE: I have come to the conclussion... - 11/16/2015 10:02:13 PM   
LadyPact


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ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2
Appears to me that both his big brain and his little brain are small, soft, and squishy. No medical remedies for the big brain impairment! That would make me grumpy too

Well, they decided that running electrical current through the brain was inhumane.

As for the other, it really can be fixed. Lacking penile implants, testosterone, or a number of pharmaceuticals that can assist with ED, it's not like a person can't just go out and buy something that works. What's the going rate for a quality strap on these days?



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RE: I have come to the conclussion... - 11/16/2015 10:09:01 PM   
Dvr22999874


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Status: offline 		why is it inhumane if you are doing it to something that isn't really sentient ? It's done to some OTHER vegetables to see if they have feelings, so why not the peewit ?

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RE: I have come to the conclussion... - 11/16/2015 10:14:24 PM   
LadyPact


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ORIGINAL: Dvr22999874
why is it inhumane if you are doing it to something that isn't really sentient ? It's done to some OTHER vegetables to see if they have feelings, so why not the peewit ?

Great. Now you have me wondering what the violet wand would do to a watermelon.



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RE: I have come to the conclussion... - 11/16/2015 10:17:11 PM   
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Well, they decided that running electrical current through the brain was inhumane.

I'm pretty sure they anesthetize you first these days.

But still, I had an ICU roommate whose brain had been seriously impaired by electroshock.

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RE: I have come to the conclussion... - 11/16/2015 10:18:56 PM   
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RE: I have come to the conclussion... - 11/16/2015 10:20:38 PM   
Dvr22999874


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Status: offline 		Depends where you keep the marshmallows I would guess...........................and how could you impair the peewits brain with ANYthing ? To do that, there needs to be a brain.

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