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Before 50 shades of Grey was Tap, Tap, Tap... names have been changed to protect the insane. http://www.collarchat.com/m_790885/mpage_1/key_/tm.htm#790885

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ORIGINAL: satanscharmer

Sorry I can't help ya. I have problems of my own.
The movie The Human Centipede has haunted my brain since watching years ago, yet I just saw a (fake) advertisement for a Human Centipede Lego mini figure collection and I kinda want it, which leaves me feeling confused.

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ORIGINAL: satanscharmer

How dare you call me a puppy!

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ORIGINAL: DickSteel

Secret Agents frequently have to deal with this type of thing. While traveling in the Middle East, you wouldn't believe how many socks some men have, especially the Sultans. So I picked up a lot of tips from them.

>snip<

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ORIGINAL: FelineRanger

Why do I have the distinct impression this can be boiled down to "Sock it to me, baby"?

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ORIGINAL: DocStrange

What adjective best describes any sock who is happy, healthy, and has great friends and family?



Very Sockcessful!

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ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant

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Before 50 shades of Grey was Tap, Tap, Tap... names have been changed to protect the insane. http://www.collarchat.com/m_790885/mpage_1/key_/tm.htm#790885

OK, I am really stumped!
I wanted a poly family. A nice size team, built slowely and carefully.
One of my socks lives in KY lived next to, but didn't know it, a extremely cruel MasterBater that now is possibly facing a murder charge or two.
Tonight one of his socks got out and got to my socks house, he came there beat my sock and grabbed his, my sock called the cops, hurray for Morris Code.
Then my sock and the one that escaped went to the house to look for the others and couldn't find them. One of them they didn't find dug herself free and ran to my sock's house, the closest house with lights on, found my sock and her sister sock and lead them to where the other's were bound and hidden.
The cops say he will never be free again seems he missed a lot of court dates and had a lot of warrants.
He had four socks now with my sock in her house.
He had a big house that gives them all nightmares that is empty and in one of the socks names free and clear. I guess we will rent it.
3 of the 4 are mutes! He liked that, they could not call for help and had no internet access.
1 he got pregnant he beat until she miscarried, 1 murder charge, seems he was wanted for another murder plus other charges.
I seem to have my poly family bigger and and faster than I was ready. I believe I can handle the size of the family if I was there, but long distance? I was and am very good business manager and I am starting a company. I have my customer support staff now it seems.
I am stuck in NJ caring for my mother whom is almost 84 and fell before Christmas and broke her pelvis. I have another sock in GA that was headed for KY to wait for me to be able to let my mother alone. Now I have 6 but it is stranger (I couldn't make this up if I tried!) , the one in KY has two daughters in TX right now both call me MasterBater, 1;18, 1; 20. I have spoke to her daughters, I had thought the three and the one in GA might complete my family or be close to completing it, the other 4 came as a surprise. I am talking to others as well, I may have to back away from now.
The 4 are 18, 20, 22 and 28 I think, and the mother of the two in TX is 36 , the one in GA is 46 I think. My head is spinning from all the drugs and alcohol.
The mother and daughters get along well and they have communicated and got along with the one in GA well long distance so I thought they would do well under the same roof.
The 4 got along well under the same roof, the 4 get along with my sock well, she is acting as Alpha, or a tube sock, now.
I have spoken to the 4 online now and by phone, they signal by tapping the phone mic 1 for no and 3 for yes, all they can do one talks a little but is scared too as he beat her if she did. She, with a lot of coaxing, told me all he did. He was not a Master he was an abuser of woman.
They do say cheaper by the dozen, though Fruit-of-the-loom comes in packs of 10, but this is mind boggling. This is true, not a joke, though I did add that bit of humor, right now I do not know whether to laugh or cry.
I will offer each the right to freedom if they want and help them be free or to find another MasterBater or MistressDiddler if they do not want me. If they all stay I am not sure I am looking for any more! Maybe a MistressDiddler to help me run the family?
Any advice on how to handle long distance abused socks? Heck any advice on handling 8 even?

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ORIGINAL: DickSteel

Secret Agents frequently have to deal with this type of thing. While traveling in the Middle East, you wouldn't believe how many socks some men have, especially the Sultans. So I picked up a lot of tips from them.

To handle a large poly bevy of socks at once, use a sock bag. Here is a link to Sock Bags at Amazon. Hope that helps. It always worked for me.
[image]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61Ow-QZhbBL._SX425_.jpg[/image]

To deal with abuse, put them all in a sock bag and wash them up real good. Then you can apply these Sock Repair Patches, there is a wide variety in one package. There are some for badly abused socks, some for big socks and little socks. You should be able to fix up a plethora of abused socks with this patch kit.
[image]http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTAyNFgxMDI0/z/VGsAAOSwcwhVQH38/$_35.JPG[/image]

Sometimes those darn abused socks just need you to "darn" those abused socks. Here is a video tut on how to darn a sock.

[image]http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/5f/f9/16/5ff9162491b67aa13ca5734292f073a2.jpg[/image]

Last but not least, when it comes to fixing abuse, the secret agent's best friend is duct tape. Besides using this wonderful tape for restraints, gags, hair removal and various other tortures, you can quickly repair your socks with it! See example below.

[image]https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8325/8422113064_5c99488bba_z.jpg[/image]

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ORIGINAL: SlaveLucille
you sure write sick fuck fantasy crap for sure!

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ORIGINAL: SlaveLucille
It sure looks like I may be out of luck trying to find a 'real' man on this website if all I have so far read is like the nonsense so far encountered!

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Any advice on how to handle long distance abused socks? Heck any advice on handling 8 even?

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ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant

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Before 50 shades of Grey was Tap, Tap, Tap... names have been changed to protect the insane. http://www.collarchat.com/m_790885/mpage_1/key_/tm.htm#790885

OK, I am really stumped!
I wanted a poly family. A nice size team, built slowely and carefully.
One of my socks lives in KY lived next to, but didn't know it, a extremely cruel MasterBater that now is possibly facing a murder charge or two.
Tonight one of his socks got out and got to my socks house, he came there beat my sock and grabbed his, my sock called the cops, hurray for Morris Code.
Then my sock and the one that escaped went to the house to look for the others and couldn't find them. One of them they didn't find dug herself free and ran to my sock's house, the closest house with lights on, found my sock and her sister sock and lead them to where the other's were bound and hidden.
The cops say he will never be free again seems he missed a lot of court dates and had a lot of warrants.
He had four socks now with my sock in her house.
He had a big house that gives them all nightmares that is empty and in one of the socks names free and clear. I guess we will rent it.
3 of the 4 are mutes! He liked that, they could not call for help and had no internet access.
1 he got pregnant he beat until she miscarried, 1 murder charge, seems he was wanted for another murder plus other charges.
I seem to have my poly family bigger and and faster than I was ready. I believe I can handle the size of the family if I was there, but long distance? I was and am very good business manager and I am starting a company. I have my customer support staff now it seems.
I am stuck in NJ caring for my mother whom is almost 84 and fell before Christmas and broke her pelvis. I have another sock in GA that was headed for KY to wait for me to be able to let my mother alone. Now I have 6 but it is stranger (I couldn't make this up if I tried!) , the one in KY has two daughters in TX right now both call me MasterBater, 1;18, 1; 20. I have spoke to her daughters, I had thought the three and the one in GA might complete my family or be close to completing it, the other 4 came as a surprise. I am talking to others as well, I may have to back away from now.
The 4 are 18, 20, 22 and 28 I think, and the mother of the two in TX is 36 , the one in GA is 46 I think. My head is spinning from all the drugs and alcohol.
The mother and daughters get along well and they have communicated and got along with the one in GA well long distance so I thought they would do well under the same roof.
The 4 got along well under the same roof, the 4 get along with my sock well, she is acting as Alpha, or a tube sock, now.
I have spoken to the 4 online now and by phone, they signal by tapping the phone mic 1 for no and 3 for yes, all they can do one talks a little but is scared too as he beat her if she did. She, with a lot of coaxing, told me all he did. He was not a Master he was an abuser of woman.
They do say cheaper by the dozen, though Fruit-of-the-loom comes in packs of 10, but this is mind boggling. This is true, not a joke, though I did add that bit of humor, right now I do not know whether to laugh or cry.
I will offer each the right to freedom if they want and help them be free or to find another MasterBater or MistressDiddler if they do not want me. If they all stay I am not sure I am looking for any more! Maybe a MistressDiddler to help me run the family?
Any advice on how to handle long distance abused socks? Heck any advice on handling 8 even?

Sure we knew that before you even penned the thread.