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Just for the record.... - 12/1/2015 4:24:18 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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Status: offline 		I see several people checking out my profile/sending me Cmails....some are guys....some are little girls.

If you are a guy....let's be clear...you have no shot.

(Really).

If you're a girl (female/woman....sue me if I got it wrong) and you're under 40.....(or aren't REALLY astute for your age).....

You have no shot.

(Really).

(Honest).

No...seriously.
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RE: Just for the record.... - 12/1/2015 4:25:16 PM   
ExiledTyrant


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RE: Just for the record.... - 12/1/2015 4:30:14 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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Status: offline 		And THIS one (that just came in): "Hey saw your post in the borads. Fnyout mistress
needs help defently help her just offer it to her. I'm in a ituation like her and need help
and am doing it all on my own"

I actually have NO idea what you just said and I'm thinking...the most genteel response might be.....

Buy a dictionary and....study grammar.

And.....lose the people surrounding you that have access to needles.

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RE: Just for the record.... - 12/1/2015 4:31:18 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant

They may be C.H.U.D.s, Nookie.


(Wut dat meeeeeeen?)

Izzat like the walking dead thing?

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RE: Just for the record.... - 12/1/2015 4:33:24 PM   
ExiledTyrant


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RE: Just for the record.... - 12/1/2015 4:34:11 PM   
LadyPact


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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie
And.....lose the people surrounding you that have access to needles.

Hey!



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RE: Just for the record.... - 12/1/2015 4:55:21 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact

quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie
And.....lose the people surrounding you that have access to needles.

Hey!




Needles....I was referring to knitting needles....of course....

(I've never been a fan of knit ware).

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RE: Just for the record.... - 12/1/2015 5:50:06 PM   
MisterP61


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Status: offline 		Looked at your profile to see if maybe I had a shot . I am thinking not

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RE: Just for the record.... - 12/1/2015 7:14:51 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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ORIGINAL: MisterP61

Looked at your profile to see if maybe I had a shot . I am thinking not


You have an "outie".

I'm looking for someone who has a distinctly natural "innie".

Outie.....baaaaaaaaaaad.

Innie.......goooooooooooood.

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RE: Just for the record.... - 12/2/2015 10:15:27 AM   
FelineRanger


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Status: offline 		Quit complaining, at least you're getting something. Two of the last three profiles I messaged were deleted. It's enough to give a guy a complex.

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RE: Just for the record.... - 12/2/2015 5:46:52 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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ORIGINAL: FelineRanger

Quit complaining, at least you're getting something. Two of the last three profiles I messaged were deleted. It's enough to give a guy a complex.


I already have a complex....175,000 sf, 7 bldgs., all commercial.....don't need any additional ones.

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RE: Just for the record.... - 12/2/2015 5:53:18 PM   
JanahX


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Status: offline 		Hey I get all the good mail - (it's in reverse cause this is how I copied it straight from my in-box, except deleted this Dominant-Master-of-the-Universe's name:

JanahX on 11/28/15 at 2:31 PM:
Has yours?

XXXXXXXXXX on 11/28/15 at 2:30 PM:
has your ass been fucked before ?

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RE: Just for the record.... - 12/2/2015 6:00:51 PM   
ExiledTyrant


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quote:

ORIGINAL: JanahX

Hey I get all the good mail - (it's in reverse cause this is how I copied it straight from my in-box, except deleted this Dominant-Master-of-the-Universe's name:

JanahX on 11/28/15 at 2:31 PM:
Has yours?

XXXXXXXXXX on 11/28/15 at 2:30 PM:
has your ass been fucked before ?


I would've told him bestiality is a hard limit, just to fuck with him.


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RE: Just for the record.... - 12/2/2015 6:38:13 PM   
JanahX


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Status: offline 		God knows what avalanche that would of started.
These guys totally project their fantasies on me. Me being the main character & go off into disneyland. They don't know my kinks, what I'm about, NADA - it's all about them, their ginormous egos and their dicks. It's actually pretty fucking wild.
I'll get like these research essay messages of what they're going to do to me, how I'm going to be dressed, how I'm to address them - that basically they already own me and I need to give them my address so they can come collect me.

And my longest reply is along the lines of: "Oh really?"
"That's nice." "Huh."

They have it ALL PLANNED OUT.

< Message edited by JanahX -- 12/2/2015 6:39:48 PM >

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RE: Just for the record.... - 12/2/2015 6:51:58 PM   
ExiledTyrant


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Status: offline 		I dunno, that pic you have up is an awfully sexy shade of sock. Maybe you should go with Bert or Ernie.

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RE: Just for the record.... - 12/2/2015 7:35:38 PM   
littleclip


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Status: offline 		I love needles and get loads of them from the army when they clean things out staplers and scalpels need some ask me. I just like to oogle nookie

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