Who the hell is Dakota Cottonwood?

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whisdotcotton -> Who the hell is Dakota Cottonwood? (12/19/2015 5:24:51 AM)
I keep hearing that a woman called Dakota Cottenwood was one of the founders of modern day BDSM practices? I can find no reference to her online except for some obscure British TV series called Gender Benders set in the Whitechapel area of that cities east end where she portrays some hagered old witch who apparently begat someone called Nick Cottonwood who is apparently called Old Nick and is absolute evil personified. Jesus is referred to as Old Bill in some war between Muslims and Jews in which the Christians become piggy in the middle which causes them problems because both Muslims and Jews loathe pork. I find myself strangely confused. What are the origins of all this please.

stef -> RE: Who the hell is Dakota Cottonwood? (12/19/2015 11:38:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: whisdotcotton I keep hearing that a woman called Dakota Cottenwood was one of the founders of modern day BDSM practices? I can find no reference to her online except for some obscure British TV series called Gender Benders set in the Whitechapel area of that cities east end where she portrays some hagered old witch who apparently begat someone called Nick Cottonwood who is apparently called Old Nick and is absolute evil personified. Jesus is referred to as Old Bill in some war between Muslims and Jews in which the Christians become piggy in the middle which causes them problems because both Muslims and Jews loathe pork. I find myself strangely confused. What are the origins of all this please. I'm guessing some sort of substance abuse plays a part in it.

WHIPPEDHERMIT -> RE: Who the hell is Dakota Cottonwood? (12/20/2015 12:34:45 AM)
I still would like to know who you are referring to? Sounds like a Christian convert from one of the south former nation clans.

Bunnicula -> RE: Who the hell is Dakota Cottonwood? (12/20/2015 1:08:49 AM)
...watching too much shite British soap opera.

stef -> RE: Who the hell is Dakota Cottonwood? (12/20/2015 1:29:45 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: WHIPPEDHERMIT I still would like to know who you are referring to? Sounds like a Christian convert from one of the south former nation clans. How do you keep track of all your socks? Aren't you afraid of getting lost in the laundry?

Lucylastic -> RE: Who the hell is Dakota Cottonwood? (12/20/2015 1:36:21 AM)
I wish I could stir up enough interest to give a damn, IM only posting to say merry Christmas to Da bunny and Stef

WHIPPEDHERMIT -> RE: Who the hell is Dakota Cottonwood? (12/20/2015 3:47:29 AM)
I sure and a merry fuckpuss to the pair of them also. By the way what on earth is a soup opera?

WHIPPEDHERMIT -> RE: Who the hell is Dakota Cottonwood? (12/20/2015 4:00:44 AM)
Hey stop the false allegations and leave the dude alone he ain't no sock! By the way,who is Dakota Sioux Cottonwood? I keep getting awaiting approval from the Bastard moderator who himself breaks TOS frequently the hypocrite. No wonder you have socks? Anyway if you did not have then most of you would have nothing to do are moan about. You create us with the bullying and cowardly insults. You cannot are will not change so the so called socks will not either.

WHIPPEDHERMIT -> RE: Who the hell is Dakota Cottonwood? (12/20/2015 4:07:46 AM)
There will be profound changes coming to the boards this winter. Lots of new members joining and posting the same goodwill message.Will the Moderators be able to cope? Will the message boards crash? Will the website go down with the weight of so many new members? They will not be Bots that is for sure. Yes more members must mean more profit overall. Lucky owners indeed.

freedomdwarf1 -> RE: Who the hell is Dakota Cottonwood? (12/20/2015 4:24:37 AM)
Who gives a flying fuck?? [image]https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/52/22/52/52225262f98f57234cca26cfb8f97596.jpg[/image]

whisdotcotton -> RE: Who the hell is Dakota Cottonwood? (12/20/2015 6:50:23 AM)
So much for trying to get information about Dakota Cottonwood then! Is everyone eccentric on these boards are am I paranoid?

LadyPact -> RE: Who the hell is Dakota Cottonwood? (12/20/2015 6:58:45 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: whisdotcotton So much for trying to get information about Dakota Cottonwood then! Is everyone eccentric on these boards are am I paranoid? Still can't get that are/or thing down, huh? ETA - My apologies to New Mod for the quote, as now this post will have to be removed and/or altered. I just wanted folks to see the sock for what it was.

freedomdwarf1 -> RE: Who the hell is Dakota Cottonwood? (12/20/2015 7:04:57 AM)
It's you being paranoid! I'm guessing the ID is a mis-spelled 'whoisdotcotton'?? In which case, it's a satirical take on a BBC soap called Eastenders. Dot (Dorothy) Cotton was the mother to a scoundrel named Nick Cotton in the series. I think your whole OP is a mix-up of Eastenders and all sorts of other crud and nothing to do with BDSM at all. And when you stop making more socks, we might listen to you.

freedomdwarf1 -> RE: Who the hell is Dakota Cottonwood? (12/20/2015 7:11:11 AM)
He's opened up another thread with yet another sock answering himself.

Bunnicula -> RE: Who the hell is Dakota Cottonwood? (12/20/2015 10:33:53 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic I wish I could stir up enough interest to give a damn, IM only posting to say merry Christmas to Da bunny and Stef Happy Christmas hunnybun! [:D]

smartsub10 -> RE: Who the hell is Dakota Cottonwood? (12/20/2015 1:06:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Bunnicula ...watching too much shite British soap opera. I love British soap operas! Never was able to get into American soaps. Was hooked on a Polish soap for a while until I moved and lost the cable channel that aired the show.

NorthernGent -> RE: Who the hell is Dakota Cottonwood? (12/20/2015 1:17:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: whisdotcotton I keep hearing that a woman called Dakota Cottenwood was one of the founders of modern day BDSM practices? I can find no reference to her online except for some obscure British TV series called Gender Benders set in the Whitechapel area of that cities east end where she portrays some hagered old witch who apparently begat someone called Nick Cottonwood who is apparently called Old Nick and is absolute evil personified. Jesus is referred to as Old Bill in some war between Muslims and Jews in which the Christians become piggy in the middle which causes them problems because both Muslims and Jews loathe pork. I find myself strangely confused. What are the origins of all this please. All of this true, none more so than your drug induced state of confusion, but a small point of order: Old Nick is another term for the devil. The one and only devil. Not Nick Cotton: a petty criminal, yes, but certainly not in the same league as Old Nick when it comes to hellish designs.

WickedsDesire -> RE: Who the hell is Dakota Cottonwood? (12/21/2015 1:47:07 PM)
Sounds like EastEnders..confiscates your huffing ether. Dot cotton Nick cotton A depressing soap that only mad uns watch, like reality tv

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