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Funny Unicorn Story - 12/19/2015 4:54:22 PM

OsideGirl

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I have a very attractive, vanilla friend in her early 30s. She has multiple degrees, is funny, friendly and she's a retired Navy officer. She has a friend who is bi and likes to play with couples and refers to herself as a unicorn. (rightfully so)

C is out and her friend is talking to a couple and her friend gets up to go through the bathroom. They ask C "So, are you a Unicorn too?" - Well, C has no idea what that means, but being a smart ass and thinking she's pretty unique - she decides to say "Hell yes, I'm all sparkly and stuff".

Throughout the night hanging with her friend and this couple pictures get taken...and apparently the couple posted some of them saying "We found two Unicorns!"

So, C starts getting messages about being a Unicorn...and she thinks it's funny...because she thinks it's still part joke and/or referring to attractive, smart, outgoing women.

Then she said it in front of me and another couple. The couple gave her a very interesting look. So, I pulled her to the side and explained what it means...her mouth drops open, "Oh, shit! That's why everyone keeps buying me drinks!"

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RE: Funny Unicorn Story - 12/24/2015 6:05:20 AM

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The small-breasted ones want larger breasts. The large-breasted ones want smaller ones. The straight-haired ones curl their hair, and the curly-haired ones straighten theirs...

Quit fretting. We men love you."

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RE: Funny Unicorn Story - 12/24/2015 6:47:54 AM

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You'll see green alligators and long-necked geese, some humpty-backed camels and some chimpanzees ...

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Screen captures (and pissing on shadows) still RULE! Ya feel me?

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