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spicing up life - 1/6/2016 10:56:13 AM   
RemmyMartiin


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Status: offline 		If i wanted to learn something new in bed [not that extreme stuff what positions would yall recommend that will make a female get her rocks off or in the mood
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RE: spicing up life - 1/6/2016 12:03:55 PM   
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Status: offline 		Most women appreciate a man that is honest.
That seems to be a talent that is beyond you.


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RE: spicing up life - 1/6/2016 12:38:12 PM   
RemmyMartiin


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RE: spicing up life - 1/6/2016 1:06:00 PM   
freedomdwarf1


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Status: offline 		And most women are triggered by cerebral stimulation; unlike most guys who are visually and physically stimulated.
Thus, a lying man tends to stand a much lesser chance of stimulating a woman to the point where fucking would even be contemplated, let alone doing it.

Try asking with your proper ID instead of using a sock.
You might get some sensible answers from people instead of being ignored.

ETA: Failing that, read the Kama Sutra and learn something.

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RE: spicing up life - 1/6/2016 1:15:50 PM   
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Try asking with your proper ID instead of using a sock.
You might get some sensible answers from people instead of being ignored.

Since you insist on replying every time the socktard posts, how exactly is he being ignored? I'm not sure which of you is the bigger idiot.

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RE: spicing up life - 1/6/2016 1:30:27 PM   
freedomdwarf1


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And I don't reply to every post it makes either.
I only tend to do that when it's pretty much the only damned thing I see on the scroller.


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RE: spicing up life - 1/6/2016 1:44:18 PM   
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ORIGINAL: RemmyMartiin

If i wanted to learn something new in bed [not that extreme stuff what positions would yall recommend that will make a female get her rocks off or in the mood

What does this have to do with BDSM?

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RE: spicing up life - 1/6/2016 4:15:26 PM   
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And what happens if what gets her off is something you consider extreme?

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RE: spicing up life - 1/6/2016 4:17:49 PM   
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Ask her. We are not all clones.

And what happens if what gets her off is something you consider extreme?


He grabs a new pair of underpants, has a stiff drink to calm his nerves and promises himself to have better bowel control in the future

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RE: spicing up life - 1/6/2016 7:24:05 PM   
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RE: spicing up life - 1/6/2016 7:54:50 PM   
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If i wanted to learn something new in bed [not that extreme stuff what positions would yall recommend that will make a female get her rocks off or in the mood


I suggest simply giving her a full body oil massage! And do a good job! Proper one!

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RE: spicing up life - 1/6/2016 9:45:34 PM   
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RE: spicing up life - 1/7/2016 12:08:07 AM   
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ORIGINAL: freedomdwarf1

Most women appreciate a man that is honest.



Which reminds me of this joke:

A: Why did you start going out with Jake?
B: He promised me he'd always be honest.
A: And why did you break up with him after just one week?
B: He didn't lie.

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RE: spicing up life - 1/7/2016 5:19:34 AM   
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Status: offline 		Extreme stuff? Like light on and off, or thrashing her to bliss with an electrical cord (toaster still attached) and selling her into slavery for cake money.

How do you please a women...thinks, mulls a bit, ponders, taps pipe and blows bubbles (urgh years since I have said that).

Cause steam to shoot from her nether regions.
Throw her down on a bed of rose petals, and shoes - many pairs, and ravish her into next week.
Tell her she is the most beautiful creature you have ever set eyes on and leave it a good week before you ask if her tidy mate is up for a threesome.
Look at her from 10 paces of the slipper away, in a smouldering fashion, causing her to swoon.
Sorry wrong hole it was an accident. If you are first then you may well be believed.

Here be the thing. Women can never be pleased in all moments of time - the universe forbades it. Know their minds all are different….even one womens mind can be different from moment to moment. Some men are like that too, but not many.


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RE: spicing up life - 1/7/2016 6:42:53 AM   
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RE: spicing up life - 1/7/2016 7:00:59 AM   
WickedsDesire


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I so wanted to write, in finest red crayon, wanking into her hair and brushing it in :P but it would have tooketh the oomf out of my one liner

< Message edited by WickedsDesire -- 1/7/2016 7:21:29 AM >

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