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SirKenin -> RE: Who would you want to be stranded on a desert island with? (Humorous conversation starter.) (7/28/2006 11:51:23 AM)

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ORIGINAL: ProDomme

1) Nick Cage
2) Rob Thomas

What a weekend.. ;)


Not if they do not want you... lol [:)]




pahunkboy -> RE: Who would you want to be stranded on a desert island with? (Humorous conversation starter.) (7/28/2006 12:13:02 PM)

well- gill
igan would be fun, the skipper might too bossy. i pick the professor.




KenDckey -> RE: Who would you want to be stranded on a desert island with? (Humorous conversation starter.) (7/28/2006 1:02:06 PM)

I want to be stranded with A really hot horny sub with a knife and a sheet of plastic.  The knife can be used to help catch fish and the sheet of plastic can be used to create potable water.   The sub well...   she is gonna be busy.




Kagesuta -> RE: Who would you want to be stranded on a desert island with? (Humorous conversation starter.) (7/28/2006 1:57:55 PM)

Do giant robots count as people? No? Damn.

Then I guess I'll go with Princess Peach... Because you know that under the pink dress and crown, she's a total domme.

Also, Mario would have to find us eventually... It's his job. Then it's just a matter of stealing his winged hat (or the raccoon tail) and flying home.




LadyEllen -> RE: Who would you want to be stranded on a desert island with? (Humorous conversation starter.) (7/28/2006 4:24:19 PM)

Would have to be Keanu Reeve for a cert........crikey is he hot!!! Maybe also a Brit called Ray Mears - he does a bushcraft and survival programme on TV and would have a few tricks to help out I'm sure - not as cute as Keanu but would do at a push.

Aside from them, a truckload of toilet paper (leaves are so no good!) and plenty of soap, shampoo etc would be an essential - would want to look my best for the boys - and any rescuers of course. (Best add a paper bag too then!). Oh, and risking a commercial plug - a truckload of Nescafe Original (coffee) and a milking cow (for milk - nothing else - I know how you peoples' minds work!).

And just in case the Mods are watching - an internet connection to a PC so I can log on to the best website in the world......!

Maybe a truckload of booze, fags (thats cigarettes for our US viewers!) and drugs might help to pass the time too...... they do in normal life at least LOL!
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pahunkboy -> RE: Who would you want to be stranded on a desert island with? (Humorous conversation starter.) (7/28/2006 4:41:19 PM)

all you need is a bed and a computer.

;-0





RedRedWine -> RE: Who would you want to be stranded on a desert island with? (Humorous conversation starter.) (7/28/2006 7:18:42 PM)

A volleyball. <.<




MrrPete -> RE: Who would you want to be stranded on a desert island with? (Humorous conversation starter.) (7/28/2006 8:12:31 PM)

Halle Barry in her cat outfit  MEOW!




SexyRed -> RE: Who would you want to be stranded on a desert island with? (Humorous conversation starter.) (7/28/2006 9:40:19 PM)

Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp for eye candy, Wolfgang Puck for cooking (he can create anything), Bruce Springsteen to sing to me, and Hugh Jackman (he just seems like he would be great to chat with and he seems like he would be at home on an island.).




doll -> RE: Who would you want to be stranded on a desert island with? (Humorous conversation starter.) (7/29/2006 3:19:06 AM)

Gerard Butler...he was so hot in Phantom of the Opera.




mnottertail -> RE: Who would you want to be stranded on a desert island with? (Humorous conversation starter.) (8/2/2006 1:40:57 PM)

Jim, from Mutual of Omaha's, 'Wild Kingdom'; so he can wrestle the sex-crazed gorillas while I go downstream to snag me some of those little naked froggie girls.

Ron




agirl -> RE: Who would you want to be stranded on a desert island with? (Humorous conversation starter.) (8/2/2006 2:03:12 PM)

I'd have to plump for Ray Mears too. He's a legend in our house with his understated knowledge and laid back nature.

agirl






Dtesmoac -> RE: Who would you want to be stranded on a desert island with? (Humorous conversation starter.) (8/2/2006 2:48:48 PM)

After a month away from the family.........the whole family.....

After a month at home with the family..............exclude the kids .......and I'd burn the raft after I got there.........




Level -> RE: Who would you want to be stranded on a desert island with? (Humorous conversation starter.) (8/2/2006 3:57:01 PM)

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Jim, from Mutual of Omaha's, 'Wild Kingdom'; so he can wrestle the sex-crazed gorillas while I go downstream to snag me some of those little naked froggie girls.

Ron


LMAO Ron




ScooterTrash -> RE: Who would you want to be stranded on a desert island with? (Humorous conversation starter.) (8/2/2006 4:55:47 PM)

This one is easy; I'll stick with my wife and co-Dominant "ShiftedJewel", our slave "twicehappy" and just so we don't get bored, I'll drag along a subby named spankme (weg) and of course allow frequent visits by Mistoferin.




EnglishDomNW -> RE: Who would you want to be stranded on a desert island with? (Humorous conversation starter.) (8/2/2006 6:14:16 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MistressKiss

Anthony Hopkins...hands down....with a bottle of nice Chianti....

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LOL you know what I love about this, the "pphhhhhttthhhhhttttthhhhhtttthhhhhttthhhh" is a phonetically perfect reconstruction of the original.




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