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RE: Pussy Whore Conflict - 1/18/2016 7:27:51 AM

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In a hardware shop. Ronnie Corbett is behind the counter, wearing a warehouse jacket. He has just finished serving a customer.
CORBETT (muttering): There you are. Mind how you go.
(Ronnie Barker enters the shop, wearing a scruffy tank-top and beanie)
BARKER: Four Candles!
CORBETT: Four Candles?
BARKER: Four Candles.
(Ronnie Corbett makes for a box, and gets out four candles. He places them on the counter)
BARKER: No, four candles!
CORBETT (confused): Well there you are, four candles!
BARKER: No, fork 'andles! 'Andles for forks!
(Ronnie Corbett puts the candles away, and goes to get a fork handle. He places it onto the counter)CORBETT (muttering): Fork handles. Thought you said 'four candles!' (more clearly) Next?
BARKER: Got any plugs?
CORBETT: Plugs. What kind of plugs?
BARKER: A rubber one, bathroom.
(Ronnie Corbett gets out a box of bath plugs, and places it on the counter)
CORBETT (pulling out two different sized plugs): What size?
BARKER: Thirteen amp!
CORBETT (muttering): It's electric bathroom plugs, we call them, in the trade. Electric bathroom plugs!
(He puts the box away, gets out another box, and places on the counter an electric plug, then puts the box away)
BARKER: Saw tips!
CORBETT: Saw tips? (he doesn't know what he means) What d'you want? Ointment, or something like that?
BARKER: No, saw tips for covering saws.
CORBETT: Oh, haven't got any, haven't got any. (he mutters) Comin' in, but we haven' got any. Next?
BARKER: 'O's!
CORBETT: 'O's?
BARKER: 'O's.
(He goes to get a hoe, and places it on the counter)
BARKER: No, 'O's!
CORBETT: 'O's! I thought you said 'O! (he takes the hose back, and gets a hose, whilst muttering) When you said 'O's, I thought you said 'O! 'O's!
(He places the hose onto the counter)
BARKER: No, 'O's!
CORBETT (confused for a moment): O's? Oh, you mean panty 'o's, panty 'o's! (he picks up a pair of tights from beside him)
BARKER: No, no, 'O's! 'O's for the gate. Mon repose! 'O's! Letter O's!
CORBETT (finally realising): Letter O's! (muttering) You had me going there!
(He climbs up a stepladder, gets a box down, puts the ladder away, and takes the box to the counter, and searches through it for letter O's)
CORBETT: How many d'you want?
BARKER: Two.
(Ronnie Corbett leaves two letter O's on the counter, then takes the box back, gets the ladder out again, puts the box away, climbs down the ladder, and puts the ladder away, then returns to the counter)
CORBETT: Yes, next?
BARKER: Got any P's?
CORBETT (fed up): For Gawd' sake, why didn' you bleedin' tell me that while I was up there then? I'm up and down the shop already, it's up and down the bleedin' shop all the time. (He gets the ladder out, climbs up and gets the box of letters down, then puts the ladder away) Honestly, I've got all this shop, I ain't got any help, it's worth it we plan things. (He puts the box on the counter, and gets out some letter P's) How many d'you want?
BARKER: No! Tins of peas. Three tins of peas!
CORBETT: You're 'avin' me on, ain't ya, yer 'avin' me on?
BARKER: I'm not!
(Ronnie Corbett dumps the box under the counter, and gets three tins of peas)
CORBETT (placing the tins on the counter): Next?
BARKER: Got any pumps?
CORBETT (getting really fed up): 'And pumps, foot pumps? Come on!
BARKER (surprised he has to ask): Foot pumps!
CORBETT (muttering, as he goes down the shop): Foot pumps. See a foot pump? (He sees one, and picks it up) Tidy up in 'ere.
(He puts the pump down on the counter)
BARKER: No, pumps fer ya feet! Brown pump, size nine!
CORBETT (almost at breaking point): You are 'avin' me on, you are definitely 'avin' me on!
BARKER (not taking much notice of Corbett's mood): I'm not!
CORBETT: You are 'avin' me on! (He takes back the pump, and gets a pair of brown foot pumps out of a drawer, and places them on the counter) Next?
BARKER: Washers!
CORBETT (really close to breaking point): What, dishwashers, floor washers, car washers, windscreen washers, back scrubbers, lavatory cleaners? Floor washers?
BARKER: 'Alf inch washers!
CORBETT: Oh, tap washers, tap washers? (He finally breaks, and makes to confiscate his list) Look, I've had just about enough of this, give us that list. (He mutters) I'll get it all myself! (Reading through the list) What's this? What's that? Oh that does it! That just about does it! I have just about had it! (calling through to the back) Mr. Jones! You come out and serve this customer please, I have just about had enough of 'im. (Mr. Jones comes out, and Ronnie Corbett shows him the list) Look what 'e's got on there! Look what 'e's got on there!
JONES (who goes to a drawer with a towel hanging out of it, and opens it): Right! How many would ya like? One or two?
(He removes the towel to reveal the label on the drawer - 'Bill hooks'!)

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RE: Pussy Whore Conflict - 1/18/2016 7:30:39 AM

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

Oddly enough, a lot of males who impersonate females on the net have inner self loathing regarding their same sex desires. They can only accept being interested in other males if they pose as women. It gives them their fantasy about being with other men, while not feeling any guilt or shame as their male self. Very interesting stuff to read about.

Edited to add an article about this. http://www.salon.com/2013/05/22/why_do_men_pretend_to_be_women_online/

LOL I was not born yesterday has you mad Anglo Saxons have a habit of saying! Your self same addy appears in 20% of the New Red Queen threads so do not deny it you bare faced lying whore?

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RE: Pussy Whore Conflict - 1/18/2016 7:46:34 AM

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Hello geezers is this the off the yidd forum?

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RE: Pussy Whore Conflict - 1/18/2016 7:54:35 AM

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ORIGINAL: meinenfreunden

LOL I was not born yesterday has you mad Anglo Saxons have a habit of saying! Your self same addy appears in 20% of the New Red Queen threads so do not deny it you bare faced lying whore?

While you were not born yesterday you have never grown up. You continue to throw temper tantrums of a 5 year old child. Making wild claims you are going to bring down the boards all because you got your little feelings hurt. Go a head, rant and rave. Do you ever wonder why you cannot have a successful relationship? Hint, no one want a grown up who acts like a 5 year old.

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RE: Pussy Whore Conflict - 1/18/2016 7:55:30 AM

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Opps about turn men we entered the wrong conflict thread.

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RE: Pussy Whore Conflict - 1/18/2016 8:27:24 AM

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RE: Pussy Whore Conflict - 1/18/2016 10:15:03 AM

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ORIGINAL: WickedsDesire

so many empty profiles on here

which two demonic pussies are you referring to and their legions of minions?

Lucifer you evil bastard of mythical hades, Prince of darkness, the evil one rules the underground cavens

You know who are your legion of minions, you called out their names and summoned them for a tour of never-ending

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I see no such things in this message thread - 1/19/2016 7:16:09 AM

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What is this nonsense all about I wonder?

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RE: Pussy Whore Conflict - 1/19/2016 7:19:20 AM

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RE: Pussy Whore Conflict - 2/1/2016 6:59:34 AM

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All I can say here is WHAT THE FUCK!

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RE: Pussy Whore Conflict - 2/1/2016 8:50:15 AM

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L'corps d'la Pussy Guarre!

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RE: Pussy Whore Conflict - 2/1/2016 11:29:36 AM

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I guard all – it is my way clone, cost me many bans on eg fetlife such as
Why do you allow;
Rapists, cheats, liars, billion stolen pictures, predators etc
There answer no you cannot debate me banning you for daring to ask or pointing out who has fakery galore oozing from their sweaty pours – as that’s most of this site and us CT and mods

My thoughts are well known every clone – but you annoy me more than liars

Either man up and get a purpose
Or
Start your own site – I cannot be bothered starting my own

So two fractious wenches who talk pants on here what is new, and for everyone one of them there is a billion of you..not sure who the more dangerous is/are

No-one cares on here the side actually has a verification system of sorts now I have no recollection of seeing you on it

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RE: Pussy Whore Conflict - 2/2/2016 1:33:51 PM

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Where is this cat fight pussy war occuring?

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