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Oh those kinky Italians - 1/20/2016 6:53:50 AM   
subrob1967


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Desperate woman calls fire department after losing key to chastity belt
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An Italian woman placed an embarrassing call to her local fire department after losing the key to her iron chastity belt, The Telegraph reports.

The woman, whose identity has not been released according to Italian law, contacted the Padua fire station last Wednesday, saying she needed help opening a padlock.

Firefighters initially thought she was locked out of her home, and began asking her where she lived, the media outlet adds.

To their surprise, the woman then pulled up her jumper to reveal the chastity belt, explaining she’d misplaced the critical key, according to the Telegraph

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RE: Oh those kinky Italians - 1/20/2016 1:03:25 PM   
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There was a medieval song about this same thing...

he lost the key to my chastity belt.....

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RE: Oh those kinky Italians - 1/20/2016 1:34:59 PM   
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He who lose key...get no noo-key !!

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RE: Oh those kinky Italians - 1/20/2016 1:43:43 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: subrob1967

Desperate woman calls fire department after losing key to chastity belt
quote:

An Italian woman placed an embarrassing call to her local fire department after losing the key to her iron chastity belt, The Telegraph reports.

The woman, whose identity has not been released according to Italian law, contacted the Padua fire station last Wednesday, saying she needed help opening a padlock.

Firefighters initially thought she was locked out of her home, and began asking her where she lived, the media outlet adds.

To their surprise, the woman then pulled up her jumper to reveal the chastity belt, explaining she’d misplaced the critical key, according to the Telegraph

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I see a trip to Italy in my future


Fire dept??? why not just call a locksmith? or watch one of the many YouTube vids on how to pick a lock.. she had better hope the city doesnt send her a bill for her frivolous waste of city resources..

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RE: Oh those kinky Italians - 1/20/2016 1:49:53 PM   
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I'm sure the fire fighters volunteered to "help" her.

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RE: Oh those kinky Italians - 1/21/2016 4:00:15 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: subrob1967
Desperate woman calls fire department after losing key to chastity belt
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An Italian woman placed an embarrassing call to her local fire department after losing the key to her iron chastity belt, The Telegraph reports.
The woman, whose identity has not been released according to Italian law, contacted the Padua fire station last Wednesday, saying she needed help opening a padlock.
Firefighters initially thought she was locked out of her home, and began asking her where she lived, the media outlet adds.
To their surprise, the woman then pulled up her jumper to reveal the chastity belt, explaining she’d misplaced the critical key, according to the Telegraph

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I see a trip to Italy in my future


I bet the fire fighters didn't stop asking her where she lived. lol


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RE: Oh those kinky Italians - 1/22/2016 10:19:00 AM   
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I'm sure the fire fighters volunteered to "help" her.


yeah, but did they tell their wives about that when they got home after work???

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RE: Oh those kinky Italians - 1/22/2016 8:34:26 PM   
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"yeah, but did they tell their wives about that when they got home after work???
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"Just the job".

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