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Doh! - 1/23/2016 10:06:52 PM   
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I had to double check this but....

Warning label on carton of eggs:

May contain eggs.

stroller:
remove child before folding

Blow dryer:
Do not use while sleeping
(we know this is intended for lady p)

Fox/ Bobcat urine powder
Not to be used for human consumption

Iron:
Do not iron clothes on body

Scrubbing bubbles toilet brush
Do not use for personal hygiene

And my all time favorite
Chainsaw:
Do not stop blade with hands or genitals.

And people are trying to convince me humans are getting smarter.....




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RE: Doh! - 1/23/2016 10:46:52 PM   
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Warning, just in case you where thinking about eating ant traps



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RE: Doh! - 1/23/2016 10:53:41 PM   
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We have a packet of salted peanuts here that has the same message............I like the one about the chainsaw Jeff. I have often wondered what I was doing wrong. Every time I used the chainsaw I was getting this peculiar pain in my genitals. I said it was dangerous but my son said it was just nuts

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RE: Doh! - 1/24/2016 5:46:29 AM   
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Warning, just in case you where thinking about eating ant traps





while at first glance that seems really stupid, some people are so sensitive, just being in the same room with peanut dust can kill them. They wouldn't have to taste the poison, just breath while they are handling them. So maybe the people who put that on the can really did know what they were doing. Just a thought.

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RE: Doh! - 1/24/2016 6:29:06 AM   
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quote:

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quote:

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Warning, just in case you where thinking about eating ant traps





while at first glance that seems really stupid, some people are so sensitive, just being in the same room with peanut dust can kill them. They wouldn't have to taste the poison, just breath while they are handling them. So maybe the people who put that on the can really did know what they were doing. Just a thought.


Good point boi.

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RE: Doh! - 1/24/2016 8:04:57 AM   
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The people's flag is deepest red,
It shrouded oft our martyred dead,
And ere their limbs grew stiff and cold,
Their hearts' blood dyed its ev'ry fold.

Then raise the scarlet standard high.
Within its shade we'll live and die,
Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer,
We'll keep the red flag flying here.

Look 'round, the Frenchman loves its blaze,
The sturdy German chants its praise,
In Moscow's vaults its hymns are sung
Chicago swells the surging throng.

Then raise the scarlet standard high.
Within its shade we'll live and die,
Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer,
We'll keep the red flag flying here.

It waved above our infant might,
When all ahead seemed dark as night;
It witnessed many a deed and vow,
We must not change its colour now.

Then raise the scarlet standard high.
Within its shade we'll live and die,
Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer,
We'll keep the red flag flying here.

It well recalls the triumphs past,
It gives the hope of peace at last;
The banner bright, the symbol plain,
Of human right and human gain.

Then raise the scarlet standard high.
Within its shade we'll live and die,
Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer,
We'll keep the red flag flying here.

It suits today the weak and base,
Whose minds are fixed on pelf and place
To cringe before the rich man's frown,
And haul the sacred emblem down.

Then raise the scarlet standard high.
Within its shade we'll live and die,
Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer,
We'll keep the red flag flying here.

With heads uncovered swear we all
To bear it onward till we fall;
Come dungeons dark or gallows grim,
This song shall be our parting hymn.

Then raise the scarlet standard high.
Within its shade we'll live and die,
Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer,
We'll keep the red flag flying here.


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RE: Doh! - 1/28/2016 7:08:42 PM   
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boi beat me to it.

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RE: Doh! - 1/29/2016 10:17:55 AM   
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Peanut one made me laugh, those blighters get everywhere on most food labels – checks his lynx deodorant – there is a first, no peanut warning...sure are a lot of weird chemicals in it though.

Wonders why re peanut allergies. Sure I read a study/paper it went a little like this. Inject a molecule of peanut into person and up the anti over time

Given I am jaked with CFS ME PVFS SEID – the fukers new name that systemic exertion intolerance disease wtf. I can be fairly intolerant to anything not muffin – oh I mean foods spices chemicals etc But strangely never peanuts - I am sure it can suddenly develop too.

reminds me too I was watching some American tv over the internet few years back - you sure do have a lot of pain meds adverts - suffice to say some famous golfer was taking something for his sore pinky in the advert and some gravel voice at the end read out the side effects - death being one.

the salmon mousse

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RE: Doh! - 1/30/2016 3:29:57 PM   
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RE: Doh! - 2/1/2016 8:03:57 PM   
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RE: Doh! - 2/1/2016 8:32:32 PM   
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At Baker Lake in Washington state a sign at the boat launch reads something like this (didn't have a camera to take a picture then).

NO BOATING WITHIN 150 FEET OF THE BOAT LAUNCH

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RE: Doh! - 2/1/2016 9:44:52 PM   
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quote:

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At Baker Lake in Washington state a sign at the boat launch reads something like this (didn't have a camera to take a picture then).

NO BOATING WITHIN 150 FEET OF THE BOAT LAUNCH



I will give you one better.

When I lived on Stock Island (just above Key West) there was a mooring dolphin at this Marina, with the sign "Do Not Moor Vessels"

This kind of defeats the purpose for which the 8x8 foot square concrete platform was built for.

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RE: Doh! - 2/2/2016 9:33:50 PM   
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RE: Doh! - 2/3/2016 12:22:32 AM   
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Hey dude that sign gotta have been stencilled by a Sock Puppet! You can't fine the dead.

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RE: Doh! - 2/5/2016 11:03:15 AM   
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